3.18 Another Perfect Day In Hell

It is very important that you pick up the point that Melrose Place is *subtly* putting down - Kimberly is suffering a mental health crisis. She didn't test very ... positively and Matt had to tell her that she has poor anger management, doesn't handle stress well, has sociopathic tendencies and dissociative identity. You know, nothing that some counseling can't fix. Counseling. Also, it is newly established that Matt Fielding has managed to earn not one but two intense master's degrees yet it was Billy who got the student loan story line from season one. Okay Melrose Place. Meanwhile, Rikki is causing problems for Sydney, who is becoming a true believer as she becomes more and more isolated from her friends and family. It's not looking good, sis. A quick check in with Jake and Jo - they're not getting back together as Jo is grieving Austin's adoption. Meanwhile, Amanda and Michael are now in a story line together, as Amanda is confirmed to have Hodkin's Lymphoma, and Michael is going to become an oncologist. Finally, Meredith is back in town, and kid sister Alison tells her that the solution to suffering from abuse at the hands of their father and thus never having a real relationship or any kind of sexual relationship with a man, is to wear some sexy clothes DESIGNED BY JANE MANCINI. Ma'am, this is not going to work. Also, Meredith is a single woman, working as a librarian, who owns an enormous house in downtown San Francisco and uses the word conference as a verb. So here we are - barrelling through the second half of season three of Melrose Place. This place about to blow!