3.18: Hilda Bra Squirrel Nut Finger

It was a dark and stormy night when Skye and Laura recapped Season 3 Episode 18, "Sabrina, the Teenage Writer." Not really but we did record at night. Sabrina is finally not perfect at something when she gets a C- on her short story. This sends her into a tail spin and she is determined to channel her inner William Faulkner to bring her grade up. We also learn more about William Faulkner than we could ever use at pub trivia. Unfortunately, she does so on Hilda's magical typewriter which makes whatever she types about become real and a spy story takes over the school. We all learn about the importance of character development alongside Sabrina and surely we will have no reason in the future to criticize the writers' inability to keep this concept in mind. The aunts attempt to help Sabrina but are caught up in myriad of curses after they fail to forward on a chain letter. We discuss how we are also cursed after the loss of Windows XP. Overall, this was an extremely challenging episode to write for and discuss in an audio-only format, but we tried our best and we got the phrase "Hilda bra squirrel nut finger" so we'll count it as a win.