3.19 Boxing Sydney

Well, Sydney is fully in the cult. And by that we mean, she is locked under ground in the cult's desert compound. Why did they take her? What do they have to gain? Do they think they'll turn her to their side and thus never be charged with this kidnapping? Who knows. But of course this happened because Sydney had Tea Time, where she needed to stay up all night serving tea and crumpets to Martin because he never sleeps. Turns out, he's married to all of the women and sleeping with them in groups. Sydney is asked by Martin why he should just marry one woman, who made that rule, to which Sydney meekly replied, "God." She further explains that it's in the ten commandments, which, we call shade. So we looked up the ten commandments live on this podcast. It's a religious awakening that you're in for. Kimberly and Matt are sparring, and Kimberly seems impressed by Matt's deviousness. They call a truce as Matt's beefcake boyfriend isn't satisfied writing parking tickets. Beefcake boyfriend, a line for the ages. Of course we are also advancing the Michael - Amanda mix up. Amanda is accepting that she has cancer and needs to address it. She is showing moments of weakness and vulnerability, and needing to rely on Michael for help and support. Michael says he can't let their friendship get in the way of her treatment. Umm, again, we call shade. There is no friendship between these two but whatever. Let's put them in a hot tub together soon. You know, for treatment. Now, don't think Jo and Jake are gone. They have a scene where they are taking photos of Jo with the motorcycle by the pool, so Austin will see what she looks like right now. I don't get it, but Amanda comes in, snaps, and unleashes on Jake for having the bike by the pool. We recorded live and in person, and the looseness of this episode really shows it.