3.21: This is the Safe Sex Episode

This is the true story...of two friends...who love Sabrina the Teenage Witch...and have their conversations recorded...as they figure out what happens...in Season 3 Episode 21...Sabrina's Real World. (Pls don't sue us, MTV.) Salem sells the rights to Sabrina's life to a skeezy producer and now she's the star of her very own reality show. She tries being boring to get the show cancelled but the producer keeps sending more and more life-threatening and exciting events her way. The aunts are too busy with their own problems to help her. Hilda is trapped in a "Borscht belt" and must make 1 million jokes before it will come off. And her short, bald date is on his way over. Then Zelda gets called up for Grim Reaper duty to deliver bad news to witches (where was the Bad News Reaper before Sabrina kissed Harvey and turned him into a frog?). Everything works out in the end, though. Except for Hilda's love life. And Salem's business plans. And the man that gets athlete's foot. Enjoy tangents about natural disasters as Skye and Laura discuss some of the ones they have lived through, as well as Nostradamus and the V Chip. Make sure to listen until the end as Skye makes headway on solving the family secret!