3,410 Margaritas in 8 Hours, TSA Face Scans & the Fastest Pig on a Skateboard | Ep. 51

Princess Cruises just sold 3,410 margaritas in 8 hours on a single ship. That's not a vacation. That's a social experiment. In Episode 51 of the Sunburnt Podcast, Thomas O'Brien and Chip Chantry break down the tropical chaos, cruise ship world records, and why Matthew McConaughey's tequila might secretly be powering maritime history. But that's just the beginning. This week we also cover: • TSA expanding touchless ID facial scanning at airports • The rise of "hushed hobby travel" (yes, moth watching trips are real) • Hypochondriac Corner: chest pains after snow shoveling • Rick the Longnose Hawkfish (plaid king of the Indian & Pacific Oceans) • The fastest pig on a skateboard (Norbert, legend) • Whether blended or on-the-rocks margaritas are superior cruise strategy From Cozumel margarita madness to paranoid Ring doorbell conspiracies, this episode is a full mental vacation from winter. If you love tropical travel, cruise culture, ridiculous world records, and comedy that feels like SPF 50 for your brain — you're one of the Burnt Ones. 🌴 Call the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 Leave us your worst vacation story. If we use it on the show, we'll send you Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen. New episodes weekly. Make Mai Tais, not eye contact.