Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

It's the Cinco de Mayo Spectacular! Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry are investigating the Mexican cartels squeezing your lime supply, defending Hawaii's poke from mainland chickpea crimes, and uncovering why the National Park Service wants YOU to become a lighthouse keeper (despite the serial killer Venn diagram). This week on Episode 59: • A Palos Verdes resort hires a 1970s-era falconer to chase seagulls • The narco-economic manipulation of your Cinco de Mayo margarita • A four-time Grammy winner playing nightly under a 100-year-old banyan tree in Maui • Hootie and the Blowfish make their Stagecoach debut and bring out Public Enemy • Saint Kitts deliberately sinks an airplane into the Caribbean • A beach resort founder in Aruba gets knighted by an actual Dutch king • Buffett Facts: Why Jimmy skipped TV for a third daiquiri machine • Fish of the Week: The Achilles Tang and his terrifying BUTT KNIVES • A 14,991-pound guacamole world record (five hippopotamuses worth) • A man with 1,136 hotel keycards who swears he's not having affairs Grab a float, put on your earphones, and drift away. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes every Thursday. Leave us a voicemail at the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 sunburntpodcast.com | @sunburntpod

Episode 58 of the Sunburnt Podcast — the #1 Tropical Travel Comedy Podcast on the planet — with Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry. This week the guys go FULL tropical chaos. Chip pitches hot sauce sunscreen (a multi-million dollar idea that may also attract seagulls), confesses to smoking cigars as a three-year-old, and recaps a wild speakeasy comedy show in his 1965-era basement bar. Thomas reports back from a back-alley underground comedy club called Jam in the Van and survives a sinusitis saga so foul it changed him. In the news: • Chef Alan Wong's legendary Honolulu restaurant reopens after 6 years — already booked solid for 2 months • Air New Zealand installs bunk beds in economy class on their 17-hour NYC-to-Auckland flight • Americans are cutting restaurants and cable but protecting their vacations at all costs • The $6.2 million taped-banana artist stages a 400-person silent gala • Grand Hyatt opens on Grand Cayman with 71,000 sq ft of event space • Bluegrass phenom Billy Strings snaps his leg skateboarding backstage before an encore • Phish takes over the Sphere in Las Vegas Plus: Fish of the Week is Deborah the Yellow Stripe Wrasse (she's beautiful but she crazy), and The Good Book covers a 139.8-mile fin swim through shark-infested French Polynesian waters AND Brazil's 158-mile beach visible from space. New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Stay burnt.

Episode 57 of the Sunburnt Podcast — Emmy Award-winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry are back with another tropically unhinged hour. This week: Royal Caribbean unveiled a treehouse suite on a cruise ship that costs $200,000 per week. A 74-year-old kayaker in Norway gets his boat capsized by a 5,000-pound walrus and lives to tell the tale. There's a beach bar in Martinique serving rum punches at the foot of an active volcano. The Super Bowl of hula dance is streaming free from Hilo, Hawaii. Coachella kicks off and you can watch six stages for free — so why go? Plus: the guys pitch a trick-or-treat-scented candle business, discover that canned mai tais are secretly 2.5 drinks, and debate whether an ABC Store could survive Philadelphia. Hypochondriac Corner features a collapsed lung scare from The Pitt and Chip's real-life collapsed lung story. Fish of the Week introduces Howard the spotted box fish — a poison-oozing, harem-running, reef-peeping little cube. The Good Book cracks open for the world's largest underwater wedding (303 scuba divers in Poland) and a Malaysian resort with 643 individual swimming pools. Leave your worst vacation story on the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere you listen. The Sunburnt Podcast @SunburntPod is the number 1 Tropical Travel Comedy Podcast in the world.

Episode 56 of the Sunburnt Podcast is here, and hosts Thomas O'Brien (Emmy Award-winning producer) and Chip Chantry (Netflix comedian) are fully locked in on spring chaos. Chip opens with a kindergarten egg hunt story involving blood, grass stains, and a second-place finish. Then the guys dig into the Cayman Islands breaking visitor records by advertising what they DON'T have — no seaweed, no crowds — plus new direct flights making it more accessible than ever. Things get gross fast: hotel coffee makers are testing positive for bacteria, mold, and mildew, and some guests are literally using them to wash their underwear. 92-year-old Hollywood legend Kim Novak publicly roasts Sydney Sweeney's looks over a biopic casting. The guys explore nine celebrity homes on Airbnb including Frank Sinatra's Palm Springs compound and the Fitzgeralds' party pad. Americans rank Paris as Europe's most overrated food city — Thomas shares his actual Paris dining experiences including baby-bottle wine service at a fondue restaurant. Hypochondriac Corner returns with Chip's workout pains and Thomas's fake doctor ads. Fish of the Week introduces Gerald the fantail filefish — shy, colorful, and terrifyingly aggressive. World records close the show: Los Cabos hit 437,900 international visitors in January, and South Korea's Positive Space 566 holds the world's largest cafe record with 2,190 seats. New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere you listen. Call the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038.

Episode 55 of the Sunburnt Podcast with Thomas O'Brien and Chip Chantry is here and it's a loaded one. Chip kicks things off by melting a shopping cart with a car battery at Gelson's, then unveils his increasingly illegal April Fool's Day prank suggestions — from ketchup buckets to LinkedIn hacking to an actual kidnapping scheme.   The guys dive into the Matador Network's new guide to drinking rum across Puerto Rico, the official Rum Capital of the World. Thomas casually reveals he's been in a civil tree dispute with his neighbor Ryan Gosling, then raves about Project Hail Mary crushing at the box office. A Hawaii Magazine article leads them down memory lane to Kahuku Farms on Oahu's North Shore, where they once had the greatest iced tea and banana bread of their lives.   Other highlights: the Gen Z food war between Boy Kibble and Girl Dinner, a comet named MAPS that might be the brightest in years (unless the sun destroys it first), and Don't Work Unless It's Fun Day on April 3rd.   Fish of the Week spotlights Leonard the Peacock Grouper — a neon blue invasive species terrorizing Hawaiian reefs since the 1950s who travels with a personal harem. The Good Book delivers a man who spent 111 days living in a banyan tree and the fastest grave ever dug: two hours flat in a Cleveland cemetery.   Call our Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038   Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere you listen. Stay Burnt! 🌴  

Episode 54 of the Sunburnt Podcast is here, and hosts Thomas O'Brien and Chip Chantry are fully unhinged. This week: the 125th anniversary of Waikiki's first hotel (which was built on a malaria swamp), NASA's $11 billion Mars rock named "Dough-to-night," and the shocking story of how the U.S. literally burned Japan's first gift of cherry blossom trees. The guys break down why 22 million Americans are choosing cruise ships for spring break, reveal Forbes' highest-paid actors list (Adam Sandler takes the crown at $48 million), and deliver a Saint Patrick's Day Jimmy Buffett fact check involving shamrock margaritas. Fish of the Week introduces Barnaby, a 4,000-pound giant oceanic manta ray who looks like a goth girl's kite and forms 30-male mating trains. Then Chip takes us to Tristan da Cunha — the most remote inhabited island on Earth — where 250 people share 7 last names and the nearest neighbor is a 7-day boat ride away. Plus: Outrigger resorts expanding to the island from The Beach, the $10 billion astro-tourism boom, and the 57 alternative uses for Heinz ketchup. Got a wild vacation story? Call the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 New episodes weekly. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere you listen. Stay Burnt! 🌴

Episode 53 of the Sunburnt Podcast is here, and hosts Emmy winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry are swinging for the fences. This week: Travel & Leisure dropped a list of the 20 best Caribbean beaches and Pig Beach somehow made the cut — the guys have questions. The LA Marathon gave out medals at the 18-mile mark because it was too hot, and Thomas calls it "global softening." St. Patrick's Day celebrations span from Dublin to Buenos Aires, but nothing compares to Philadelphia's infamous Erin Express pub crawl. In tech news that nobody asked for, ChatGPT is now roasting users based on their perceived insecurities, and Thomas reveals he built his own AI program to torch people's LinkedIn profiles. Carnival Cruise Lines just opened a $600 million private island in the Bahamas with Shaquille O'Neal as their Chief Fun Officer. The Hypochondriac Corner features Chip dodging a coughing stranger at a wedding brunch. Fish of the Week introduces Clarence, the Hawaiian Scorpion Fish — a venomous, algae-covered curmudgeon who can eat prey almost his own size. The Good Book cracks open two records: a Danish doctor who swam 202 meters underwater on a single breath, and Dunkin's 276-gallon iced latte containing 3,200 shots of espresso. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. New episodes weekly. Stay Burnt!  

Spring Break travel is about to hit record levels — and somehow that leads us to thousands of Smurfs, a toxic reef fish, and one of the weirdest entries in the Guinness World Records. Welcome to Episode 52 of the Sunburnt Podcast, where Emmy-winning producer Thomas O'Brien and comedian Chip Chantry take a weekly comedy vacation through tropical travel news, absurd world records, and beach-side nonsense. This week we break down the massive Spring Break travel surge (2.8 million passengers per day), dive into another Fish of the Week, and discover the small town in France that gathered 3,076 people dressed as Smurfs to break a world record. Along the way we also hit Hypochondriac Corner, where a pickleball injury sends Thomas into a full-blown medical paranoia spiral. In this episode: • Record Spring Break travel numbers and airport chaos • Hypochondriac Corner – the pickleball injury panic • Fish of the Week: the Golden-Striped Soapfish, a reef fish that releases toxic foam when threatened • The return of the Guinness Book of World Records • The town in France that gathered 3,076 Smurfs to break a world record • Another bizarre Guinness entry involving a giant mango If you love tropical travel, ridiculous ocean creatures, weird world records, and comedy that feels like a vacation — you're one of the Burnt Ones. 🌴 Leave us a voicemail for the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 Tell us your worst vacation story and we might play it on the show. New episodes every week. Subscribe and Get Sunburnt.

Princess Cruises just sold 3,410 margaritas in 8 hours on a single ship. That's not a vacation. That's a social experiment. In Episode 51 of the Sunburnt Podcast, Thomas O'Brien and Chip Chantry break down the tropical chaos, cruise ship world records, and why Matthew McConaughey's tequila might secretly be powering maritime history. But that's just the beginning. This week we also cover: • TSA expanding touchless ID facial scanning at airports • The rise of "hushed hobby travel" (yes, moth watching trips are real) • Hypochondriac Corner: chest pains after snow shoveling • Rick the Longnose Hawkfish (plaid king of the Indian & Pacific Oceans) • The fastest pig on a skateboard (Norbert, legend) • Whether blended or on-the-rocks margaritas are superior cruise strategy From Cozumel margarita madness to paranoid Ring doorbell conspiracies, this episode is a full mental vacation from winter. If you love tropical travel, cruise culture, ridiculous world records, and comedy that feels like SPF 50 for your brain — you're one of the Burnt Ones. 🌴 Call the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 Leave us your worst vacation story. If we use it on the show, we'll send you Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen. New episodes weekly. Make Mai Tais, not eye contact.

A chaotic Olympic meltdown, a 9-year Hawaii mystery finally solved, and one truly unhinged Lent sacrifice. Episode 50 of the Sunburnt Podcast delivers a full mental vacation from winter — with skating disasters, Waikiki absurdity, and deeply questionable life choices. Hosted by Emmy-winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry, Sunburnt blends travel stories, pop-culture breakdowns, and comedy that feels like you're already on vacation. This week, we break down the Olympic "Quad God" figure-skating meltdown in real time and finally close the book on a Hawaii mystery that's been haunting the Burnt Ones for nearly a decade. Along the way, we cover fake basements in '90s video stores, a romantic Italian landmark collapsing on Valentine's Day, and why giving up Frasier for Lent may be the bravest act of all. In this episode: The Olympic "Quad God" meltdown and spoken-word skating disaster Hawaii Mystery SOLVED — what costs exactly $0.30 at the Moana Surfrider in 2017 Chip's infamous video-store password era A 40-day Lent sacrifice involving Frasier, marmalade, and questionable legality The Italian Lovers Arch collapse A buried Caribbean capital city Fish of the Week: Melvin the parrotfish and his slime sleeping bag If winter has you trapped indoors, this episode is your escape.

Show Notes: Emmy-winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry deconstruct a bizarre "glitch in the matrix" car accident in Las Vegas. Applying decades of production and comedy experience, we breakdown a 15mph collision that defies all logic. Is it a "Monetary Crank Yanker" insurance scam or the dawn of a new business venture called Memories Unlimited? Why listen? Taxi Conspiracy: Deconstructing the "Tokyo Drift" merge that wasn't. Workplace Finger Medicine: Thomas defends bros tickling bros in the boardroom. Super Bowl Apocalypse: Chip's $5 bet on the sun imploding this weekend. Tropical Mystery: Solving a 9-year-old, $0.30 Hawaii receipt mystery. Guinness Records 2026: Settling the score between Miami and New Orleans for the big game record. Timestamps: 00:00 Chip's Apocalyptic $5 Super Bowl Prediction 11:32 The Vegas Accident: A Kia vs. A Taxi 24:47 Pitching "Memories Unlimited" Immersive Theater 28:17 For the Algo: Why Bahama Breeze is closing 28 locations 37:58 Hypochondriac Corner: Chilaquiles & The Pitt 43:21 The 2017 Moana Surfrider $0.30 Mystery Receipt 49:50 Guinness 2026: Most Super Bowls Hosted by City 58:48 Penny Farthing Speed Records (25.82 mph!) Stay Burnt: Subscribe for weekly tropical comedy.

How deep is too deep for a swimming pool? 🏊‍♂️🏙️ In this mental vacation, Emmy-winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry breakdown the post-apocalyptic world of Deep Dive Dubai—a 196ft freshwater abyss featuring a sunken Mercedes, working video games, and 15 stories of underwater ruins. 🏝️ Inside this mini vacation: Will Smith's "Pole to Pole": Nature documentary or world-class innuendo? The World's First Underwater Hotel: Logistics of staying at Jules Undersea Lodge (and why Steven Tyler spent 4 hours in the shower). Irish Pub Rules: Reliving the "semi-ugly American" moment of overstaying your welcome in a Dublin hotel bar. Hypochondriac Corner: Mystery toe pain, "The Sugars," and why you should never shovel snow with a weak ticker. 📞 CALL THE FRONT DESK: (310) 845-6038 Have a Trouble in Paradise story? Leave us a voicemail with your worst vacation disaster or embarrassing moment. We'll prescribe a vacation to fix it. Chapters: 00:00 The $50,000 Girl Scout Cookie Hustle 01:40 Scared of Blue People (Avatar: Fire and Ash) 05:12 Pretentious Video Store "Visual Feast" Notes 10:38 Hawaii Reheat: Floating by Diamondhead 16:45 Will Smith's "Pole to Pole" Nature Show 24:58 Hypochondriac Corner: Mystery Toe Pain 29:53 Trouble in Paradise: Overstaying in Ireland 39:03 The Irish Motorcycle vs. Taxi Door Donnybrook 47:34 THE GOOD BOOK: Deep Dive Dubai (196ft Pool) 51:54 Jules Undersea Lodge: Scuba with Steven Tyler 57:12 Stay Burnt Outro Subscribe to the Sunburnt Podcast on Apple and Spotify for your weekly dose of tropical comedy.

An office salad. A shared computer. A humiliating moment that still haunts Dave Shay. 🥗💻 Welcome to Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 47 — where Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien take a weekly comedy vacation through the internet's weirdest stories, the world's wildest records, and the kind of everyday embarrassment that makes you want to book a flight. This episode has: 🥗 Dave Shay's "office salad on the shared computer" story (painfully relatable) 🏓 A real pickleball league championship (and the immediate retirement plan) 🗺️ A phantom island that was on maps for centuries… but never existed 🌊 The largest wave ever surfed (86 feet) at Nazaré, Portugal — and how anyone survives that 🕹️ Pinball machines, rich-kid envy, and getting "the business" from wealthy bosses 📞 Call the Front Desk: (310) 845-6038 Leave us a story and we'll tell you if you deserve a vacation. 🎧 New episodes every week 🌴 Subscribe & Stay Burnt Chapters 00:00 Waymo arms, "The Pitt" spoiler & cold open 01:17 Sunburnt intro (comedy + tropical travel) 02:16 Pinball envy: the kid with the machine 04:35 Rich-boss "borrowed" treadmill story 08:56 The missing couch hookup (and why this happens) 14:30 Fraternity drinking culture & 21-shots legends 19:11 Not drinking in college + work mode 25:54 Hilary Duff mention (for the algorithm) 28:39 Front Desk sketch 29:38 Winter sunscreen logic & beach mindset 30:28 First beach trip of 2026 + cold ocean reality 32:05 Pickleball crew wins the championship 41:48 Adult sports, injuries, and aging truths 51:58 Dave Shay voicemail begins (Do You Deserve a Vacation?) 55:21 The office salad incident (shared computer nightmare) 59:40 "Instruction manual" salad discussion 01:04:52 Verdict: does Dave deserve a vacation? 01:12:31 Phantom island "Burma/Bermeja" that never existed 01:17:54 Largest wave ever surfed (86 ft) 01:19:43 Nazaré, Portugal & the underwater canyon explanation 01:23:05 Wrap-up #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy

A tropical vacation. A family beach day. A story that goes completely off the rails. 🌴😅 This week on the Sunburnt Podcast, Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien dive into a legendary "Trouble in Paradise" call-in from comedian Blake Wexler — a childhood vacation story that proves family trips hit different in your tween years. Plus: world-record TV directing, Snorkel Trip, and why cameras probably shouldn't come out on every beach. Why hit play? 🏝️ Trouble in Paradise Call-In – A family vacation to the Virgin Islands takes a very unexpected turn (11:26) 📸 Vacation Photos Gone Wrong – Why a 13-year-old suddenly wants nonstop beach pictures (12:06) 😂 Parenting, Awkwardness & "Being Silly" – The funniest possible way parents handle uncomfortable moments (15:49) 🏖️ Are Cameras OK on Beaches? – Social rules, cultural norms, and why this story couldn't happen today (25:20) 📚 Guinness World Records – A TV director sets a world record while blindfolded (31:46) 🎬 Blindfolded Podcast Experiment – Chip attempts to direct the show with zero vision (42:32) 🤿 Tropical World Record – A Snorkel Gang takes over the Maldives to support ocean conservation (45:39) 🌊 Snorkeling in Hawaii – Why Poipu, Kauai might be one of the best spots on earth (48:21) ☎️ Share Your Worst Vacation – Call (310) 845-6038 and leave your Trouble in Paradise story Sunburnt Podcast is your weekly comedy vacation — stories from the beach, the bar, and the moments that make travel unforgettable (for better or worse). 🎧 New episodes every week   🌴 Subscribe & Stay Burnt 00:00 Opening & Snack Talk 03:04 Vacation Disaster Tease 05:21 Trouble in Paradise Segment Intro 09:00 How to Submit Your Vacation Story 11:26 Trouble in Paradise – Blake Wexler's Call Begins 12:06 Why a Tween Wants Endless Beach Photos 12:55 Family Beach Day Gets Weird 15:49 The Scheme Behind the Photos 17:34 Could This Happen Today? 20:25 Childhood Vacation House Horror Story 25:20 Are Cameras Allowed on Beaches? 27:28 Wrapping Trouble in Paradise 31:07 Guinness Book of World Records Returns 31:46 Longest TV Segment Directed Blindfolded 42:32 Chip Attempts Blindfolded Podcast Directing 45:39 World Record Snorkeling in the Maldives 48:21 Snorkeling in Hawaii (Poipu, Kauai) 51:13 Tropical Comedy Travel Talk 52:19 Outro & Call-In Reminder #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #BeachStories #VacationStories #TropicalTravel #FunnyTravel #FamilyVacation #PodcastClips #WorldRecords #GuinnessWorldRecords #Snorkeling #IslandLife #BeachHumor

Watching The Crying Game with your parents during a hurricane? 😬🌪️ That's just the start of Episode 45 of the Sunburnt Podcast — a tropical comedy vacation full of bad family movie choices, Las Vegas grandmas, and fireworks that absolutely did not need to be 62 minutes long. Welcome to Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 45, where every episode is a mini tropical vacation — even when paradise goes very wrong. This week, Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien kick off the new year with: 🌴 A brand-new listener segment: Trouble in Paradise 🎬 One of the most uncomfortable family movie stories ever (The Crying Game, age 9, parents present) 🎰 A legendary Las Vegas grandma story that takes a sharp turn 🎆 A Guinness World Record fireworks display vs. the boys firework show in Hawaii 💰 Adam Sandler's $73 million year and what it teaches us about effort 🧠 "New-ies" — Sunburnt-style New Year's resolutions for 2026 🏝️ What Happens in This Episode: 00:00 Tropical cold open & welcome 06:12 Trouble in Paradise — listener vacation disasters begin 15:14 Vegas cigar night goes horribly wrong 20:06 Watching The Crying Game as a kid during a hurricane 28:45 Why that movie traumatized an entire generation 42:06 World Records return — longest fireworks display ever 48:19 Adam Sandler's $73M Guinness record 52:43 2026 goals, fitness plans & tropical comedy dreams 59:46 Front desk outro & balcony air-drying chaos 📞 Call the Front Desk Had a vacation disaster? Call (310) 845-6038 and tell us your Trouble in Paradise. Anonymous calls welcome. 🎧 New episodes every week 🌴 Subscribe for tropical escapism, beach-brain comedy, and SPF-soaked nonsense. #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #VacationComedy #BadVacations #WorldRecords #Fireworks #TheCryingGame #AdamSandler #TropicalVibes

Happy holidays from Sunburnt! This Christmas episode mixes Santa with island vibes: CVS coupon wizardry, brand-new holiday movies we can't wait to see, and two festive Guinness records. Slather the sunscreen, pour the cocoa. Let's go. 🎄🌴 Why hit "Play"? 🎄 Baby's first Elf + "men over 50 are scary" recap (and the Will Ferrell debate) (00:56). 🧴 Our ritual: cold-weather "slather" to teleport back to Waikiki; coconut = "nature's Sudafed" (08:12–09:01). 🧾 CVS long-receipt Olympics, locked shampoo, and why Amazon keeps winning (09:17–11:03). 🏝️ ABC Store love + future deep-dive tease (11:03–11:29). ☎️ "Front Desk" cold-open returns: Santa, a ski mask, and… call the police (12:33–13:24). 🎭 Bingo, strippers & stand-up in one venue (Sunnybrook Ballroom story) (18:06–19:36). 🎬 Brand-new holiday classics we pitch live: • "Santas Cuban Hall pass" (30:03–33:28) • "Forgetting Sarah Marshall's White Elephant Gift" (35:16–42:06) • "Cookies and Milk, Milk Lemonade" (42:31–47:41) • "Anchorman 3: Ron Burgundy meets Tan Rather" (48:04–50:28) • "All I Want for Christmas Is GOO: A reverse vasectomy on Kalākaua Avenue" (50:48–54:13) 📚 The Good Book: world's tallest snowwoman "Olympia,", and the largest nativity collection (55:01–1:00:13). 🎁 Sign-off: Merry Christmas, no new ep next week—back the week after (1:03:53–1:04:08). Chapters 00:00 Holiday welcome & show intro 00:56 Baby's first Elf + Will Ferrell talk 02:46 Will Ferrell = acquired taste; Old School, James Caan notes 05:19 "Annoyed by my own moves" bit & teacher flashbacks 06:28 Backstage "what's your name?" → headliner misunderstanding 08:12 Sunblock "slather" ritual; coconut = "nature's Sudafed" 09:17 LA pharmacy chat → CVS coupon wizardry & locked cases 11:03 ABC Stores mug + future deep-dive tease 11:47 What's in this episode (holiday movies + Hawaii glow) 12:33 "Front Desk" cold-open (hotel Santa ski-mask gag) 13:53 Christmas in Waikiki decor; Brady Bunch Sheraton moment 15:07 Is It Cake?, Nailed It, and Taskmaster shoutouts 18:06 Sunnybrook Ballroom: bingo, strippers & comedy trifecta 22:07 Setting up "new holiday classics" segment 30:03 Pitch #1 — "Santas Cuban Hall pass" 35:16 Pitch #2 — "Forgetting Sarah Marshall's White Elephant Gift" 42:31 Pitch #3 — "Cookies and Milk, Milk Lemonade" 48:04 Pitch #4 — "Anchorman 3: Ron Burgundy meets Tan Rather" 50:48 Pitch #5 — "All I Want for Christmas Is GOO: A reverse vasectomy on Kalākaua Avenue." 55:01 The Good Book: Tallest snowwoman "Olympia" 58:25 The Good Book: Largest nativity collection  1:03:37 Merry Christmas, programming note & outro "Front Desk" tag Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HawaiiChristmas #Waikiki #ABCHawaii #Elf #WillFerrell #HolidayMovies #GuinnessWorldRecords #Snowwoman #NativitySets #SunnybrookBallroom #FrontDeskBit

We did it. We took the Sunburnt dream to Waikiki and Chip headlined Thanksgiving Eve at Blue Note Hawaii — then floated, feasted, hiked, and laughed our way through paradise. This is the first episode back, packed with travel wins, comedy chaos, and the exact playbook we used to make Chip "the most famous man in Waikiki" for a few days. 🤙 Why hit "Play"? 🏝️ We're back from Hawaii and still sandy: the post-trip debrief begins (00:00). 🎤 Blue Note Waikiki on Thanksgiving Eve — how the show actually went (and the one rule Chip broke onstage) (18:51, 26:35). 📣 Our "make Chip famous in Waikiki" promo blitz with beach/ocean GoPro spots & hotel posters (20:19). 🍔🌺 The banyan-tree Mai Tai + best burger night at Moana Surfrider (29:38). 🛩️ Medical-emergency flight story, improv "heroics," and zero-turbulence gaslighting (11:13, 14:25). 🛟 ABC Store float life, passing the floats forward, and a surprise sea turtle encounter (48:33, 51:18). 🍚 North Shore Foodland poke lunch with a rooster audience (58:01–1:01:19). 🗻 Diamond Head hike, "Frog the Bounty Hunter," and a phone blasting Mariah Carey & Wham! on repeat (1:14:19–1:21:21). 🌊 Diamond Head Lighthouse view, balcony (Really Anywhere) Cutwater Mai Tais, and giant shave ice (1:22:20–1:24:05). If you love tropical travel and comedy, this episode is your SPF-soaked debrief: Waikiki sunsets, ABC Stores, sea turtles (keep 10 ft!), and exactly how we sold a beachside comedy night in a brand-new market. Subscribe and come with us on the next one. 🤝 Chapters 00:00 We're back from Hawaii — raw heels, sandy smiles, what this ep is (cold open) 01:14 "Christmas recap" of our decade working together & why Hawaii happened 02:23 The plan: build to a Blue Note show — then actually do it 05:00 2026 trips? Yes — come with us (call to action) 07:05 We're running a Waikiki slideshow — vacation photos incoming 08:00 "Front desk, everything's perfect… and a plunger?" mini-bit 08:20 Ep. 41 shout and the Waikiki live pod setup 11:13 Flight saga: two medical calls, improv "CPR," and turbulence that wasn't 18:20 Let's talk about the show (set-up) 18:51 Blue Note Hawaii — Thanksgiving Eve on the beach (how it felt) 20:19 Making Chip famous in Waikiki: ocean promos + hotel digital posters 23:09 Backstage with Thomas's dad; hot local/tourist crowd (incl. Tires fans) 26:35 The one rule: "no liquids on the piano" — and Chip's water-bottle mishap 29:38 Post-show bliss: banyan-tree Mai Tais & burger at Moana Surfrider 37:49 First lunch, first leis, first Waikiki sunset ritual (and that sailboat) 44:10 Blue Note lobby poster moment (double-takes galore) 45:14 Thanksgiving AM 5K & sunrise over Diamond Head 48:33 ABC Store float life; pass the floats forward 51:18 Sea turtle rules (10 ft!) — "look, don't touch" 53:32 "Hassle-free" Pearl Harbor tour ads Chip kept getting served 58:01 Foodland poke on the North Shore… with hungry roosters watching 1:04:35 The perfect Moana Mai Tai vs. the cursed Blue Hawaiian (never again) 1:08:22 Baby's banyan-tree dance moment 1:10:26 "Sir is fully horizontal" bathroom story on the final night 1:13:00 Spider-Man with a fanny pack scrolling IG on Kalākaua Ave. 1:14:19 Iconic Diamond Head vista; stairs-to-hell climb & switchback carols 1:22:20 Diamond Head Lighthouse + balcony Cutwater Mai Tais + giant shave ice 1:26:46 Gratitude, millions of views, and what's next — stay burnt 🌞 Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #Waikiki #BlueNoteHawaii #DiamondHead #MoanaSurfrider #ABCStores #PokeBowl #SeaTurtles #HawaiiTravel #ThanksgivingInParadise

We're in Hawaii (as this drops!) stitching every Brady Bunch-in-Honolulu riff we've done into one clean, trimmed supercut: the lost Don Ho episode, the taboo tiki, Greg's near-drowning, the tarantula (MY GOODNESS, THE TARANTULA), and Vincent Price stalking the boys into a cave. It's our nostalgia x Waikiki deep dive. Why hit "Play"? 🌺 "The Missing Episode" — Why S4E1 isn't on streaming (Guess: Don Ho clearances?), and how we watched it anyway. 🏝️ Arrival in 1972 Waikiki — Lei greetings, face kisses, and Greg getting a little too hyped. 🗿 Taboo Tiki = The boys find the idol; the "dumb head / Diamond Head" plane joke still kills. 🌊 Greg's Surf-Cliffhanger — From cool contest to "uh oh" wipeout… then the laugh track breaks the tension. 🕷️ Tarantula-in-the-Bag + Cave Creeps — A family show gets dark fast. 🎭 Vincent Price in the Cave — Horror-icon energy, ransom vibes, even "spear" threats—on primetime! 📺 Paramount+ Spoiler Snafu — The episode splash image ruins the ending (we're still salty). 🦃 Thanksgiving in Paradise — Our Waikiki show shout (Will there be a 2026?). Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, Waikiki nostalgia, and the definitive comedy breakdown of TV's most chaotic tropical trilogy. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #BradyBunch #Hawaii #Waikiki #VincentPrice #DonHo #Tiki #1970sTV #ThanksgivingInParadise Chapters 00:00 We're in Hawaii + Why this Brady Hawaii supercut exists 02:29 "Best of Ep. 1–3" setup — clean, trimmed brisket cut of the arc 03:34 "Front Desk" bit + feedback + streaming rights rant (S4E1 missing) 06:50 Don Ho clearance theory & how we watched it anyway 10:12 Parking-lot serenade chat (the infamous Don Ho moment) 15:02 Surprise trip reveal; the "Brady bumps" excitement starts 16:15 "Diamond Head, you dumb head" + plane-arrival jokes 19:04 Old-school lei greeting & Greg's over-eager moment 25:12 Kamehameha statue, Pearl Harbor mention & tiki backstory (taboo) 29:16 Hotel "bad luck" gag (things start falling…literally) 33:00 Greg's surf-cliffhanger → into Ep. 2 chaos 35:01 Cave tension builds; creepy follower revealed as Vincent Price 41:00 Concussion + laugh-track whiplash (family show, folks) 1:10:28 "The Price is right" — realizing he's a horror icon (Thriller tie-in) 1:21:00 Paramount+ splash spoiler complaint (boo) 1:42:09 "Prequel to Pawn Stars" — the cave villain's motive riff 2:10:36 Wrap in Waikiki + mahalo & "Front Desk" tag

We did it! First-ever in-person Sunburnt episode… in Waikiki. Ocean at our backs, floaties in our arms, and Chip's Thanksgiving in Paradise comedy takeover at Blue Note Hawaii tomorrow night (6:30). Cathy Tanaka opens. Come hang! Why hit "Play"? 🌊 Waikiki, Finally IRL — Our first on-the-same-couch episode with Diamond Head peeking over the shoulder. 🛎️ "Front Desk" Cold Open — Chip orders an ice-cream-sundae bar… for the hotel shower. Twice. 🎟️ Show Eve Hype — Blue Note Hawaii (Wed, Nov 26: 6:30), posters around town, and a famous "one-block radius." 🍼 Plane Tales & Karma — Travel with a toddler vs. the suitcase-scooter kid who face-plants after landing. 🩴 Waikiki Day-1 Playbook — ABC Store floaties, beach-bar burger + mai tai, and Honolulu Coffee's Hawaiian latte. 🦃 Thanksgiving Plans — Honolulu Turkey Trot in the morning, feast at night, then full vacation mode. 📺 TV-Nerd Joy — Don Draper's Hawaii, the Brady Bunch Waikiki trip, and spotting the Don Ho statue ("Tiny Bubbles"). 🌅 Sunset Movie Shot — Sailboat silhouettes the sun at golden hour; yes, worth the extra $10. Hit play for breezy island escapism, pre-show butterflies, and the exact Waikiki starter kit we swear by. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 We're in Waikiki! First in-person Sunburnt episode 03:06 Cold Open: "Front Desk" ice-cream-in-the-shower bit (round 1) 03:40 Blue Note eve + ticket invite; Cathy Tanaka opens 07:59 Flying together, baby in tow, and the seat-class zoology rant 08:52 The suitcase-scooter kid & instant karma face-plant 10:14 Honolulu Turkey Trot plan (Thanksgiving morning) 12:30 Mad Men's Hawaii, Brady Bunch Waikiki, and the Don Ho statue 18:01 That sunset sailboat shot across the sun 🌅 18:41 Day-1 musts: beach-bar burger + mai tai, ABC floaties, Hawaiian latte 19:19 Outrigger wave soundtrack: "Waikiki Sound Machine" 🌊 20:19 Post-show wish list: island loop, hikes, and full decompression 21:56 "Already worth it" after 24 hours — year-long build pays off 22:14 Final ticket CTA: Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note November 26 (Day Before Thanksgiving) 22:48 "Front Desk" callback (round 2) & outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #waikiki  #honolulu  #bluenotehawaii  #diamondhead  #donho  #bradybunch  #thanksgivinginparadise  #hawaiianshirt  #vacationvibes  #islandlife  #beachbar

It's the week before Thanksgiving and we're heading to Waikiki in six days! Chip's freezing in Philly, Thomas is shivering in L.A., and both are tunnel-visioned on tropical salvation. TSA line chaos, a fajita-seasoning interrogation, smart-car rentals, Waimea Valley waterfalls, Pipeline daydreams—and two jaw-drop Guinness records. Plus two new Vacation Rules you'll want for your next trip. Why hit "Play"? ❄️ From "I'm freezing my bees off" to "See you in Waikiki" — the final pre-Hawaii countdown & show week hype. ✈️ TSA tales: Indianapolis line etiquette, the Galápagos kid, and the great fajita-seasoning bag search. 🌺 O'ahu game plan: Waimea Botanical Garden (peacocks, geckos, swim-ok waterfall), Foodland poke, and scoping Pipeline. 🏅 Guinness Records: Oldest Female Ironman World Championship competitor; and the longest nonstop Pacific migration. 📵 Vacation Rules: #37 "Turn off social for the week" (with promo caveat) and #161 "Earn your vacations." 🛎️ 487 bottles of spicy mustard in a hotel tub. 🎟️ Ticket PSA: Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki—come hang all week. Hit play for island escapism, travel-nerd joy, and crowd-work-level laughs to ride you straight into Waikiki. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 CD nostalgia, 90s Zoom backdrop & sad alarm-clock bangers 03:56 "I'm freezing" → Week-before-Thanksgiving & 6-day countdown to Hawai'i 05:08 Front Desk cold-open: the mustard math (487!) 06:02 Travel week logistics: LAX meet-up, flight to HNL, restrictions lifted 07:09 TSA jokes, TNA bit & security vibes 08:31 Indy line story, Galápagos mission kid & personal-space talk 12:04 The fajita-seasoning bag search saga (carry-on chaos) 14:54 LA winds, valley bus days & a real-life tumbleweed sighting 27:29 Waimea Botanical Garden plan (peacock, mongoose, waterfall; swim logistics) 31:14 North Shore: Foodland poke & Pipeline swell preview 33:18 Reef-safe sunscreen & set-the-tone beach days in Waikīkī 33:23 Crack open the Good Book (Guinness) segment 34:10 Oldest female Ironman (Kona): 80y + 69d — Natalie Scarbrough 38:17 Bar-tailed godwit flies 8,435 miles nonstop to Tasmania (11 days) 46:31 Sliding into Vacation Rules 52:01 Rule #37: Turn off social for the week (with promo caveat) 54:01 Diamond Head reservations PSA (book a time slot) 55:43 Rule #161: Earn your vacations (work hard → savor harder) 57:00 Buffett "facts" + selfie-sharks & parody lawsuits bit 59:24 Final ticket links + "see you in Waikīkī" sign-off 1:00:27 Front Desk tag: mustard callback Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #Waikiki #HawaiiTravel #BlueNoteHawaii #ThanksgivingInParadise #WaimeaValley #Pipeline #KonaIronman #WorldRecords #BarTailedGodwit #VacationRules #TSA #IAmOne

Flights throttled by the shutdown and 10% of departures getting axed? We built the ultimate (and ridiculous) backup plan to still make Thanksgiving in Paradise—plus a Guinness-level pickleball saga, Amelia Earhart awe, and two clutch VACATION RULES. Why hit "Play"? ✈️ Your No-Plane Hawaii Menu — From Private jets, to Public Boats and even a Blimp. We price out the madness so you don't have to. 🎾 Longest Pickleball Rally Ever — Twin brothers go for over 6 Hours. Unreal focus. 🛩️ The First Big Jump — The world's first solo flight from Hawaii to the mainland (Jan 11, 1935): Wheeler Field → Oakland in a plan named "Old Bessie the Fire Horse". 🏃 Vacation Rule #53 — Pack running gear. 🕙 Vacation Rule #134 — Conquer jet lag. 🦃 Countdown: 13 days to "Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise" (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). We're fired up. Hit play for tropical escapism, big-swing travel hacks (some real, some hilariously not), and SPF-level laughs on the road to Waikiki. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold open: Frozen horse meat, "spotted dick," King Ralph 2?! 06:24 "Front Desk" sketch (balcony + ironing board bit) 06:45 Ep. 39 + "3-9!" chant 07:01 13-day countdown to Blue Note Waikiki (Nov 26) 10:39 Trip hype: one more episode before wheels-up 20:42 Flight cancellations + shutdown ripple effects (context) 22:21 No-plane routes begin (private jet to PJ math) 26:18 Luxury motor yacht option ($100k–$500k) 27:02 Private sailing yacht ($2k–$20k; 10–21 days) 27:59 Cargo-ship passenger (~$7k) 32:59 Private submarine ($500k–$1M) 35:03 Suborbital space hop ($500k–$5M; under an hour) 37:20 Amphibious seaplane ($200k–$500k) 38:05 Blimp/Zeppelin crossing ($1M–$5M) 39:45 DIY extras: stowaway, soundstage Hawaii, "Up" Blu-ray raft 43:35 Crack open the Good Book (Guinness time) 45:17 Pickleball rally record 49:04 First Flight From Hawaii record 52:43 "Old Bessie the Fire Horse" + prize context 57:37 Vacation Rule #53: Run the city at dawn/sunset 1:01:56 Vacation Rule #134: First-night bedtime (local) 1:04:01 Jimmy Buffett mini-bit + wrap to Waikiki 1:06:22 Outro + "Front Desk" tag #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #TropicalTravel #Waikiki #BlueNoteHawaii #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationRules #Pickleball #WorldRecords #AmeliaEarhart #HawaiiTravel

We peek into the future of vacations (weightless flights, orbital sky cruises), crack open the Good Book for mind-melting records, lay down fresh Vacation Rules, and end with buffet "facts" hotter than Waikiki asphalt. Why hit "Play"? 🚀 Orbital Sky Cruises?! — Space-tourism riff: 72-hour flight, weightless seats, "Sedona = Mars of the Southwest." 🌺 20-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise is almost here: two shows Nov 26 at Blue Note Hawaiʻi; real-ticket PSA + Cathy Tanaka opening. 🌊 Longest Time Surfing a Wave — Austria's river-wave phenom rides 8h 05m 44s (pizza bites, soup sips, electronic massage mid-ride). 🧩 420 Cubes During a Marathon — A guy in Chiba solves one every 100m; 4:34:23 finish time (previous record smashed by 166). 📕 Vacation Rule #217 — "Not sure where to spend Thanksgiving? Go to Hawaiʻi." (Yes, to see the show.) 🎶 Buffet "Facts" Closer — Trop-rock vs yacht-rock, and "It's Black Friday somewhere" (bit). Hit play for island escapism, crowd-work laughs, and vacation ideas you'll actually try on your next beach week. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold open: intros & "future of vacations" setup 01:34 "Front Desk" bit returns (room-key chaos) 02:05 We're 20 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise 05:03 Real tickets, Blue Note Hawaiʻi + Cathy Tanaka announced 07:12 Last-minute trip talk: "just go in three weeks" 40:52 Moon vs Mars vs… Sedona (space-travel riff) 41:31 Orbital sky-cruise idea (72-hour "flight") 42:27 "Would you enjoy the Hawaiʻi flight more if weightless?" 49:34 Open the Good Book (world-record segment) 50:22 Longest time surfing a wave — setup 51:43 Duration reveal: 8:05:44 on a man-made river wave (Austria) 52:29 Pizza, soup, and electronic massage mid-surf details 53:22 Smashed the old record (3:55:00) 55:32 Record #2 setup — marathon + puzzle cubes 56:30 Who/where/when + "one per 100m" math 57:38 Total solved: 420 57:54 Marathon time: 4:34:23 58:32 Trained a decade for the combo 1:01:41 Vacation Rule #217 (go to Hawaiʻi) 1:02:01 Buffet "facts" + Black Friday bit 1:03:06 Pack the bags — see you in Honolulu #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #Waikiki #BlueNoteHawaii #Hawaii #Surfing #WorldRecords #RubiksCube #SpaceTravel #VacationRules #ThanksgivingInParadise

Happy Halloween, Burnt Ones! Today we plan your haunted vacation: renting the Poltergeist house (Simi Valley), sleeping near 150 ghosts on the Queen Mary (Long Beach), grabbing BBQ at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre gas station (Bastrop), and even staying at Buffalo Bill's House from Silence of the Lambs. Plus: the highest-grossing horror movie world record (It beat out The Exorcist), the first horror film ever world record, and Vacation Rule #105 you'll want to steal before your next trip. 🎟️ Thanksgiving in Paradise: We're 27 days out from Wed, Nov 26, 2025—two Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Get face-value tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or SunburntPodcast dot com (avoid reseller markups). Why hit play? 🧳 Haunted travel you can actually book: Simi Valley's Poltergeist house, Bastrop's Chainsaw gas-station cabins, Long Beach's Queen Mary lore, and more. 🎥 Records & film nerd candy: IT (2017) box-office crown, The Exorcist's long reign, and Méliès's 1896 Le Manoir du Diable. 🍫 Seasonal vibes: Reese's supremacy, Salt & Straw's Great Candy Copia, and Halloween in Hawaiʻi memories. 📜 Vacation Rule #105: "Eat on your grandpop schedule" for a vacation win. New episodes weekly. Subscribe, leave a spooky comment with your favorite haunted spot, and we might feature it next time. 🌴👻 Chapters 00:00 Cold open: Halloween, haunted apartments & "ghost loans" 03:26 AI-slop & K-Pop "Demon Hunter" + Saja Boys bit 06:49 Costumes reveal: "lumberjacks on vacation" 08:24 Front-desk pool sketch 09:59 Ep. 37 + 27-day Waikiki countdown; ticket PSA 11:32 Hawaii trip getting real (+ Halloween/Hawaii tie-in) 13:30 Bret "Hitman" Hart costume → first Hawaii trip story 21:02 Candy talk: Kit-Kat/Twizzlers; Reese's reigns 22:08 Salt & Straw's Great Candy Copia obsession 27:01 Today's rundown: haunted stays + records + rules 28:42 Salem, MA love letter (Hail Hubie Halloween) 30:29 Savannah, GA honeymoon & Spooky Steve hearse tour 32:14 Buffalo Bill's House (Silence of the Lambs) rental 36:21 Texas Chainsaw gas station (Bastrop): BBQ + cabins 39:28 Poltergeist house (Simi Valley) ~$600/night (group it!) 43:36 Queen Mary ghosts (Long Beach): pool footprints, lore 47:51 Cooperstown haunted-hotel wedding story 49:39 Chip's "haunted film locations" (Olsen Twinning) 56:09 The Good Book: Guinness segment kicks off 56:28 Highest-grossing horror movie world record 01:01:36 Thomas's childhood "It" horror story 01:05:40 First horror film ever World Record 01:12:39 Vacation Rule #105 — Eat on your grandpop schedule 01:14:06 Outro setup Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HauntedTravel #Poltergeist #QueenMary #TexasChainsawMassacre #SilenceOfTheLambs #GuinnessWorldRecords #ITMovie #Halloween #Waikiki #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationRules #Hawaii

Pyramid schemes (…from 5th-grade "success" booklets to laundry balls), airport "divorces" that save your vacation... and marriage, the OG bungee jump and Vanuatu land-diving, plus a 34-day sprint to Thanksgiving in Paradise (two shows, Blue Note Waikiki).  Sunscreen ritual? Always. Drawer-packing? Required. Fiber? Don't ask—just do it. Why hit "Play"? 🚗 Celebrity Road-Trip: Meet the Lake George superfan with a fleet of three "Family Truckster" wagons—vanity plates and Aunt Edna roof-prop included. 🛫 "Airport Divorces" Explained: The trend where couples split up inside the airport to cut stress, then reunite at the gate—plus Chip's anti-airport-coffee rant and Britt Daniel (Spoon) at LAX. 📘 The Good Book (Guinness): • Longest inverted flight—Joann Osterud, 4h 38m (1991, Canada). • First modern bungee jump—David "Kirk(e)," 1979 UK—then back to the ancient Vanuatu vine-jump ritual (and the wild origin tale). 🧳 Vacation Rules That Actually Help: #82 Unpack the suitcase (and use the "dirty drawer"). #222 Fiber is your friend—start before you fly. 🎟️ 34-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise: Two Chip Chantry shows, Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or our site's Tickets tab; we've also linked a local Turkey Trot 5K and Thanksgiving dining options for the week. Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, practical travel rules, and a tropical-comedy vibe that'll make you forget sweater weather. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #AirportDivorce #BungeeJumping #Vanuatu #WorldRecords #Waikiki #HawaiianShirt #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationTips #GuinnessWorldRecords Chapters 00:00 Cold open + "Sha Na Na" pyramid bit & side-hustle jokes 02:00 Pyramid-scheme lunches → napkin triangles; 5th-grade "success" booklets 08:16 Laundry ball & "solar-powered clothes dryer" (rope) scams 11:33 Today's roadmap: road-trip celebrity, airport divorces, Guinness, Buffett, rules 14:05 "Front Desk" hotel sketch (first tag) 14:24 Ep. 36 + 34-day Waikīkī countdown (Blue Note Hawaiʻi) 15:20 Beach hangs invite; Waikīkī family vibes 16:38 Ticket links: Blue Note Hawaiʻi + site (SunburntPodcast.com) 17:07 Warm-water chat; Chip's first Hawaiʻi trip 18:03 Sunscreen slather ritual + Turkey Trot sign-up plan 18:42 Thanksgiving dining page on site; "one-stop shop" gag 19:51 Bit: re-publishing Thomas's childhood "success" books 21:03 "Wallet full of wonder" riff 21:35 Weekend shows: Don't Tell; Yakov Smirnoff in the suburbs 24:00 Flu-shot line story & the "jazzy" pharmacy guy 25:40 Vincent Price intrusive crowd-work idea; SNL/Hader aside 29:39 Road-trip with the Family Truckster (Lake George, NY) → fleet of three 37:17 Chevy Chase impersonator vs. Truckster—who ya road-trip with? 41:01 Planes/Trains segue; airport coffee rant 48:11 "Airport divorces" trend; 54% say they behave differently in airports 50:07 Travel styles; same LAX→HNL flight; wives meet; family on board 53:53 Crack open "The Good Book" (Guinness) 54:20 Longest inverted flight—Osterud's 4h 38m upside-down record (1991) 59:10 First bungee jump (1979) → Vanuatu land-diving & yam-harvest origin tale 1:07:01 Would you bungee? (Hard pass.) 1:07:24 Vacation Rule #82 — unpack & use the dirty-drawer system 1:10:27 Vacation Rule #222 — fiber is your friend (start pre-trip) 1:12:22 Take more photos—and be in them 1:12:33 Jimmy Buffett "facts": escape room → Aruba; star navigation bit 1:14:25 Outro + "Front Desk" button

Rain in Philly, drizzle in L.A., and 41 days until we trade jeans for boardshorts in Waikiki. In this one, we map your perfect Thanksgiving week on O'ahu (step-by-step), survive a Jon Mulaney show seating disaster, get interrogated after a bizarre elevator ride, and crack open two delightfully Guinness records—plus our weekly "Vacation Rules" and a Jimmy Buffett Facts. Why hit "Play"? 🌺 Waikiki Thanksgiving Playbook — Day-1 to Day-3 guide: HNL → taxi vs rideshare, beach-bar first stop (Duke's / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian), ABC Stores floaties, reef-safe sunscreen, sunset catamaran, Diamond Head reservations, and the Turkey Trot plan. Real ticket PSA for Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki (buy direct). 🎭 Crowd-Work in the Wild — Chip's favorite "audience member" sleeps through his whole theater set—after demanding the show not be filthy. 📵 Mulaney Night Mayhem — Voice-memos at full blast, a spilled wine "wet-leg" incident, and the wildest row exit in San Diego history. 🔐 Elevator Interrogation — We step out of a hotel lift…and straight into questions from heavily armed security. What was going on on 31? 📚 Record Fan Delight — Martin Tovey's 816 unique editions of the Guinness World Records (plus the largest GWR memorabilia stash). 🌎 The Big One — 1960 Valdivia quake (M9.5): 10 minutes of shaking, tsunamis across the Pacific, and even Earth's rotation nudged. 🧭 Vacation Rules — #153: Talk to strangers (safely). #71: Appoint a "Trip Mom." 🎵 Buffett Facts — Our totally real weekly Jimmy Buffett facts. Hit play for tropical-comedy escapism, practical Waikiki moves, and enough SPF-powered jokes to carry you to Thanksgiving in Paradise. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #waikiki  #hawaiitravel   Chapters 00:00 Cold Open + "Front Desk" bit returns 00:02:10 Ep. 35 kick-off + 41-Day Countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise 00:06:07 Cloudy-day sunscreen and "slather" talk 00:06:41 Chip's theater show: the anti-filth crusader who…falls asleep front-row 00:11:43 Mulaney in San Diego: anniversary date, "wet-leg" wine spill, phone chaos 00:18:29 The Hyatt elevator ride → lobby security grilling (what happened on 31?) 00:26:00 UCB/Comedy Deathray memories + Jeff Garlin stories 00:30:21 Waikiki 2025: why we anchor the trip with shows at Blue Note 00:33:04 Ticket PSA: buy direct (avoid reseller markups) 00:34:48 HNL → Waikiki: taxi vs rideshare, luggage, early beach check-in mindset 00:37:58 First stop beach bars (Duke's / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian) 00:41:22 ABC Stores floaties (already inflated) + ocean temps in November 00:43:25 Reef-safe sunscreen (don't get burned on Day 1) 00:45:19 Sunset catamaran sail (open-bar options) + nightly sunset walk strategy 00:48:35 Diamond Head reservations, hike details (closed on Thanksgiving) 00:50:26 Thanksgiving morning Turkey Trot plan 00:51:26 Thanksgiving dinner options + why we book early (water-view picks) 00:53:01 Sunset + live music (Royal Hawaiian / Moana Surfrider) nightcap 00:57:17 "Good Book" segment intro — Guinness time 00:58:27 Martin Tovey's 816-edition Guinness collection (& memorabilia record) 01:02:20 1960 Valdivia M9.5 earthquake: energy, tsunamis, Earth's rotation 01:07:31 Vacation Rules: #153 Talk to strangers; #71 Appoint a Trip Mom 01:11:24 Buffett Facts (completely official, don't look them up) 01:14:41 Outro + "Front Desk" tag

Elvis movies, storm-door royalty, and a "Boomer Fyre Fest" in Cabo?! Chip & Thomas pack this episode with tropical escapism and comedy: a collapsed yacht-rock festival, a Guinness-level Beef Wellington, and the longest mermaid-fin swim you've ever heard of. Plus two Vacation Rules you'll actually use on your next beach week and the 48-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Blue Note Waikīkī). Why hit "Play"? 🎸 "Woodstock of Yacht Rock"… canceled: Sunset Fest Cabo (Oct 24–26) loses most headliners (Loggins, Springfield, Christopher Cross, Alan Parsons), even Ambrosia, and gets postponed to Memorial Day weekend. The guys break down what went wrong. 🥩 World's Largest Beef Wellington: Gordon Ramsay's team built a 56-lb, 12-oz Welly from six steaks (yes, meat glue) and finished it with blowtorches. Welly belly explained. 🧜‍♀️ 31.13-Mile Mermaid Swim: Estonian athlete Merle Liven mono-fins 50 km in Miami's Biscayne Bay (14h15m) and her team hauls 20 lbs of trash while she swims. 🧺 Vacation Rule #483: Do laundry mid-trip to "reset" your vacation—less rationing, more fresh fits. 😤 Vacation Rule #36: Vacations are too short to be angry (even when the room isn't what you booked). 🦃 48-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise is coming—surf lesson, turkey trot, and a circle-island day are on the docket. Hit play for SPF-scented laughs, island vibes, and the funniest Yacht-Rock autopsy you'll hear this fall. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 "Front Desk" cold-open (hide-and-seek in Room 308) 03:16 Ep. 34 begins + 48-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Blue Note Waikīkī) 04:01 Waikīkī plans: surfing lesson, turkey trot, and circle-island day 05:01 Big Toothpaste Rant (how ads made us over-squeeze) 08:10 Colored toilet paper & "Cleveland slather" bit 12:20 Sunscreen vs. sunblock vs. "suntan lotion" 28:00 Guinness Time kickoff 29:08 Giant Beef Wellington (why it's so hard to nail) 32:17 56 lb 12 oz Welly; meat-glue & blowtorches! 33:41 New 2026 Good Book sighting (they're still using 2025) 34:34 Mermaid mono-fin record setup (Biscayne Bay) 37:22 50 km (31.13 miles), 14h15m, 20 lbs of trash collected 40:23 Pitching our own "costume swim" world records 44:20 Yacht Rock Fest collapse intro ("Boomer Fyre Fest") 45:06 Dates, billing, and the top-tier lineup that bailed 49:47 "Even Ambrosia dropped" + IG statements 53:16 Official word: postponed to Memorial Day weekend (reason given: recent hurricanes/flooding) 56:14 Tease: take a road trip with a celebrity impersonator (next week) 57:03 Vacation Rules segment begins 57:21 Rule #483 — Do laundry mid-trip 1:00:58 Rule #36 — Don't waste vacation being angry 1:15:45 Title runner: "Cleveland Slather" sign-off + Front-Desk tag #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #yachtrock #thanksgivinginparadise 

A cruise-ship waterslide turns into a high-seas hamster tube, America admits we vacation to the same place over and over, and the UK sets a spooky world record for most vampires in one spot. Plus: the hotel-lobby restroom rule that saves friendships, and a ticket PSA for Thanksgiving in Paradise (55 days out!). Why hit "Play"? 🚢 Cruise Slide Chaos — Viral clip of a passenger stuck in a clear slide that juts ~11 ft off the deck and drops ~159 ft to the ocean; alleged ship ID chatter and how "escape hatches" actually work. 📊 Same-Destination Nation — Survey of ~2,000 Americans: about 1 in 3 go to the same vacation spot every time; the guys debate the pros/cons and their own "repeat haunts." 🧛 Spooky Season Record — 1,369 people dressed as vampires at Whitby Abbey (2022), celebrating 125 years of Dracula; strict dress code, 5-minute hold to count. 🚻 Vacation Rule #254 — "No #2s in the room." Why the hotel lobby restroom is your friend (clean, anonymous, saves relationships). 💳 Vacation Rule #211 — Get roommates to pay their share of the hotel up front (before anyone is sunburnt…or posting bail for a new pet monkey). 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — 55-Day Countdown → Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikīkī (buy via our site or Blue Note; avoid reseller markups). Hit play for Sunsoaked laughs, island escapism, and practical travel rules you'll actually use on your next beach week. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #waikiki  #thanksgivinginparadise  Chapters 00:00 Welcome & today's tropical chaos preview (waterslide, world records, vacation rules) 00:00:55 "Front Desk" cold-open returns (thermostat bit) 00:01:15 55-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + real-tickets PSA 00:10:50 Americans repeat the same destination (survey talk) 00:26:11 The viral cruise waterslide story setup (viewer discretion: "water-park trauma") 00:27:13 Stuck over open ocean; 11-ft out, ~159-ft drop explained 00:29:02 "Do your own research" + alleged ship speculation; why slides shouldn't go uphill 00:31:00 Escape-hatch fix (and why it didn't help this clip) 00:38:47 The "Wiggler" bit (dark cruise humor lands) 00:50:46 World Record: 1,369 vampires at Whitby Abbey (rules + 5-minute hold) 00:54:44 Vacation Rule #254 — Use the hotel lobby restroom (save the room!) 00:56:46 Vacation Rule #211 — Collect hotel money up front (avoid venmo heartbreak) 01:02:28 Outro vibes & wrap

Sun soaked budget hacks, the surprisingly wild origin of traveler's checks, a spooky Guinness deep-cut about Night of the Living Dead, and the smartest vacation rules we actually use. We're also 62 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Jazz Club — grab legit tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or Sunburnt Podcast site (skip resellers). Why hit "Play"? 💸 Budget Island Hacks — Google Flights alerts, fly mid-week, "shoulder season," book direct, AAA, public transit, lunch-splurge, Groupon/Eventbrite, and the Costco play (rental cars + first stop for snacks). (13:13–33:41) 🏦 Traveler's Checks 101 — 1700s letters of credit → AmEx modernizes in 1891 → 50s–90s heyday → why they faded, and how they actually worked. (34:49–41:00) 🎥 Spooky Guinness Gem — Most-appearing movie inside other movies? Night of the Living Dead (1968)… and the copyright goof that made it public domain. (43:10–49:45) 🦜 Parrot Genius — "Apollo" (African grey) IDs 12 objects in 3 minutes; the voice, the flash cards, the oddly soothing YouTube rabbit hole. (53:00–57:38) 🧭 Vacation Rules — #123 (group time vs me-time) and #328 (try the food… even with IBS—YOLO, not YOPO). (57:54–1:02:11) 🦃 Countdown: 62 Days — Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki). Real tickets only. (01:30–03:30) Hit play for tropical escapism, crowd-work energy, and wallet-friendly ways to get your toes in the sand. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open — budget travel, traveler's checks, Guinness, vacation rules, Buffett Facts 01:10 Front Desk sketch returns 01:30 62-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise; ticket PSA (Blue Note / our SunburntPodcast site) 03:09 Flight prices up/down; same flight, different fares 03:30 Real-tickets reminder (avoid resellers) 03:49 Sunscreen ritual to set the tropical mood 04:53 Cabbage Patch horror dolls → comedy tangent 08:22 Weekends & baby's "knock-knock… 'funny'" joke 13:13 Budget hacks kickoff 14:18 Airfare: alerts, timing, mid-week 17:43 Shoulder season = fewer crowds, better prices 19:20 Hotels: compare on OTAs, then book direct 19:52 Points & miles; AAA discounts 21:00 Public transit & find where locals eat 21:29 Rental car math + grocery run meals 22:21 Lunch-splurge strategy; deals via Groupon/Eventbrite 23:23 Chip Tips (comedy: dine-and-dash, sand-castle shed, sailor-boy free meal) 29:10 Costco plays: rental cars & first-stop stock-up; $1.50 hot dog bit 33:41 PB&J = undefeated travel meal 34:49 Traveler's checks deep-dive 36:09 1700s letters of credit → the proto checks 36:16 AmEx (1891) modern traveler's checks 37:30 1950s–1990s: peak years; why they faded 38:08 How they worked: denominations & double-signature 43:10 Good Book (Guinness) segment opens 45:56 Record: most-appearing movie = Night of the Living Dead 47:17 Why it's everywhere: public domain copyright slip 49:45 "Should we just run the whole movie next week?" bit 50:17 VHS piracy nostalgia; 3-movies-on-one-tape era 53:00 Parrot record — Apollo names 12 objects (St. Petersburg, 2023) 56:09 "Intelligence of a toddler," 1.8M-follower channel note 57:54 Vacation Rules: #123 (me-time vs group time) 01:01:09 Vacation Rule #328 — Try the food (even with IBS) 01:02:38 Buffett Facts (the bit): steel-drum on call; "censorship" → "ship" 01:06:05 Sign-off vibes; Waikīkī warm-water daydream 01:08:22 Front Desk tag (remote complaint) #SunburntPodcast #TravelComedy #BudgetTravel #GuinnessWorldRecords #Hawaii

A wild cruise headline, the new "vacation rulebook," and two gloriously exciting world records — all with Sunburnt jokes and island energy. We're also 69 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki (buy through Blue Note/sunburntpodcast site only), and the boys just crossed 1,000,000 views 🎉. Why hit "Play"? 🚢 Cruise "Getaway": A passenger with ~$16K casino debt allegedly jumps overboard, gets scooped by jet ski, and is later found ashore with $14K cash and five IDs — now facing possible $250K fine and up to 5 years. Chaos, but also… comedy. (Barbados stop.) 📊 Vacation Rule-Breakers: What "normal life" rules do travelers ditch? From inboxes to dessert-every-meal, we unpack the survey and declare our own rules for better trips. 🏍️ Record of Trust (and Terror): Longest two-person motorcycle jump — 121 ft, 8 in — and yes, she's on the back. 🪂 Sky-Dad Goals: Oldest person to fly a wingsuit — 62 years, 55 days — two-minute flight over Norway. 🧴 Island Life Bits: ALF tiki mug enters the set, plus our "Front Desk" cold-open and a few buffet "facts" to close. 🎟️ 69-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī) — real tickets only. Hit play for tropical escapism, crowd-work level laughs, and practical vacation rules you'll actually use on your next beach week. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #vacationrules  #worldrecords  #wingsuit   #motorcyclestunts  #hawaiianshirt  #waikiki  #thanksgivinginparadise  Chapters 00:00 Welcome back + today's tropical chaos preview 01:19 "Front Desk" cold-open returns (hotel desk bit) 01:56 69-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA 02:53 We crossed 1,000,000 views — thank you! 04:01 New set toy: ALF tiki mug sighting 12:05 Cruise passenger jumps overboard to dodge casino debt 19:40 Caught ashore with $14K cash & five IDs; penalties discussed 33:50 "When is it ever OK to jump ship?" (satire) → into traveler-behavior survey 34:06 What rules we ditch on vacation (email, sleep, dessert, etc.) 46:05 Favorite vacation thing: sleeping in (and why) 53:33 Crack open the Good Book: World Records segment 55:03 Longest motorcycle jump with a passenger — 121' 8" 1:02:07 Oldest wingsuit flight — 62 yrs, 55 days (Norway) 1:08:53 Vacation Rule #78 — one blackout night per person max 1:12:22 Vacation Rule #286 — keep your side of the hotel room clean 1:15:01 Buffet "facts" bit + Jimmy Buffett-adjacent silliness 1:17:20 Thanks, 69-day promo & ticket links 1:18:00 Big Fun Shirt giveaway mention & wrap

Soap-whittling Cub Scouts, Irish Spring rashes, and a "monumental" morning-show voice… then we get tropical for real: Key West's Southernmost Point is getting a makeover, we debut Vacation Rules, and the Good Book delivers peak weirdness (21 underwater yoga poses in one breath). We're 76 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—Waikīkī, we're coming. Why hit "Play"? 🌴 76-Day Countdown + Waikīkī 5K training — Peloton dad hits the streets; Philly run around Citizens Bank Park. (08:03) 👶 Perfect South Bay beach day — parking 40 steps from sand; baby tries to sprint into the break. (13:18) 🦆 Philly's secret waterfront — FDR Park "Lakes," Southeast Asian Market, two lifeguard chairs = nirvana. (15:17) 🎥 Hawaiʻi freedive rabbit hole — spear-fishing channel zen → "resets your brain." (17:34) 💼 The New Luxury Traveler — Ritz-Carlton/Marriott's shift from white gloves to authentic cultural immersion (shoutout Tina Edmondson, "President of Luxury"). (20:10) 😂 Our… 'immersive' packages — blindfolded village drop, rhino-bait safari, and convincing a cannibal tribe you're the rain god. (25:17) 📸 Key West's Southernmost Point — pier + seawall repairs, "baby buoy" photo stand-in during the glow-up. (30:56) 🧭 Vacation Rules debut —  • #135: Plan meals to everyone's budget (yes to PB&J/corn dogs). (38:03)  • #114: Souvenirs? Order at home on Amazon—no one will know. (39:59) 📘 Good Book (Guinness) time —  • 21 yoga poses underwater in one breath (Vietnam, 7/3/2020), ≥5s each, just under 4 min total. (44:27)  • Hottest temp ever: 134 °F at Furnace Springs, CA (1913). Coldest: –128.6 °F in Antarctica (1983). (49:00, 50:54) 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise, Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikīkī (buy via our site or Blue Note—skip reseller markups). (54:33) 🎵 Buffett Facts (the bit) — Wizard of Oz + Jimmy = chill flying monkeys; "Margaritaville" vs Long Island Iced Tea Town. (57:27, 58:38) Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, Key West daydreams, and Guinness-grade oddities you'll quote at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open — whittling hand, bar-soap nostalgia, Irish Spring rash 07:19 Front Desk returns: gorilla on roller skates, silly string, aborted proposal 08:03 76-Day Countdown → Waikīkī + 5K training plans 09:00 SoCal September runner's high 09:38 Philly run at Citizens Bank Park; stretching & pickleball-coach wife 11:28 Laundry-basket-down-the-stairs story (wood paneling saves the day) 13:18 South Bay perfect beach day; baby charges the waves 15:17 FDR Park "Lakes" + Southeast Asian Market, two lifeguard chairs 16:59 Nature "fractals" reset the brain 17:34 Hawaii spear-fishing freediver channel zen 19:25 Titanic-sub joke → New Luxury Traveler segue 20:10 Ritz-Carlton/Marriott pivot; Tina Edmondson, "President of Luxury" 25:17 Our "immersive travel" company pitch 26:08 Village drop challenge (van → 30 miles out) 27:07 Dragged as rhino bait (the anti-safari) 28:01 Rain-god audition with a cannibal tribe 30:56 Key West Southernmost Point renovations + "baby buoy" 33:18 Roadrunner fake-tunnel wall idea 34:24 Pedicure = "southernmost point" glow-up 35:30 Why Key West in 2026 (bridges, different world vibes) 37:24 New Segment: Vacation Rules 38:03 Rule #135 — Budget meals (PB&J BEATS daily steakhouse) 39:59 Rule #114 — Buy souvenirs later (Amazon to the rescue) 41:27 "Portugal Socks" (bit) 43:33 Open the Good Book 44:27 21 underwater yoga poses (Vietnam, 7/3/2020) 46:12 Record idea: most excuses for not doing yoga underwater 49:00 134 °F at Furnace Springs, CA (1913) 50:54 –128.6 °F Antarctica (1983) 54:33 Ticket PSA — sunburntpodcast site/Blue Note only; best sales week yet 56:19 Buffett Facts setup 57:27 Wizard of Oz + Jimmy = chill flying monkeys 58:38 "Long Island Iced Tea Town" alt-universe Margaritaville 1:00:17 Wrap, Amazon souvenirs; Front Desk tag #Hawaii #TravelComedy #KeyWest #GuinnessWorldRecords #SunburntPodcast

Sugar-free Slurpee "incident" at 7-Eleven (no comment 😉), a full-body Hawaiian Tropic slather to set the mood, and an 83-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikīkī). Chip recaps Portland, ME (Empire Comedy Club + lighthouse love), Thomas hits San Diego for a Duke's-style Mai Tai… while the ocean is closed for, uh, "fecal contamination." Then: a viral Mile-High story on a flight to Honolulu (in-seat shenanigans, FBI at the gate) and a double-dose of Guinness: the Alton Giant and the Goliath birdeater spider. Why hit "Play"? 🧊 Sugar-Free Slurpee Saga — a 7-Eleven dust-up sets the tone (00:00). 🧴 Sunscreen Ritual — instant vacation brain via Hawaiian Tropic (01:50). 🦃 83-Day Countdown — real ticket links only (our site / Blue Note Hawai'i) and flight plans set (03:02). 🌊 Portland, ME → Salem, MA — Empire Comedy Club, tour-guide reunion, and Portland Head Light dreams (07:32–13:25). 🏃 Waikīkī Lighthouse & Turkey Trot — 5K link skepticism… so come run with us Thanksgiving morning (14:17–15:31). 🍹 Duke's-Style Mai Tai at Jake's Del Mar — perfect sunset, imperfect ocean (beach closures for bacteria) (17:12–19:28). 🍸 "Frat-Start Wednesday" — Titanic Tito's pours, nuclear Jell-O shots, and a Sasquatch Maine-flag hat (22:00–25:25). ✈️ Mile-High? Or… nah — Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu couple, blanket, economy row, FBI meet-and-greet; does it even count? (26:18–37:08). 📘 Good Book Time — Robert Wadlow (8′11.1″), size-37 shoes, Alton Giant icon spread (44:22–53:19). 🕷️ Spider Season — Goliath birdeater up to 11″ leg span; monarch-snaring webs at home (54:15–59:08). 🌴 Buffett "facts" — real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister, and luxury-travel tease (1:00:00–1:01:55). Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, coastal escapism, and Guinness-grade weirdness you'll retell at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Sugar-Free Slurpee "Incident" (7-Eleven cold open) 01:50 Basement Hawaiian Tropic Slather → Vacation Brain 02:20 Front Desk bit (Home-Alone supplies request) 03:02 83-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + real ticket links 05:05 First-Time Hawai'i jitters & family flights booked 07:32 Portland, ME show recap (Empire Comedy Club) 10:14 Salem walking tour → guide recognizes Chip from pre-pandemic gig 11:54 Lighthouse run: Portland Head Light awe + lighthouse-keeper fantasy 14:17 Waikīkī lighthouse & Turkey Trot sign-up doubts → "just run with us" 17:12 San Diego weekend → Jake's Del Mar & Duke's Mai Tai 18:41 Beach closures (bacteria) + sunset vibes anyway 20:45 Portland bar crawl → "Roma Paloma" at CBGB's 22:00 Frat-Start Wednesday: heavy Tito's + lethal Jell-O shots 24:59 Drunk-shopping win: Maine 1901 flag Sasquatch hat 26:18 Mile-High story kicks off (Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu) 29:08 In-seat blanket "shenanigans" vs. what really counts as Mile-High 34:14 FBI greets plane; Delta one-liners ensue 37:08 Open the Good Book 44:22 Robert Wadlow (Alton Giant) deep-dive 53:19 Applause for Bob; segue to… 54:15 Goliath birdeater spider & neighborhood web war 1:00:00 Buffett Facts (real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister) 1:01:35 Tease: a new form of luxury travel next episode 1:01:56 Front Desk tag & outro #travelcomedy  #sunburntpodcast  #hawaii  #waikiki  #hawaiianshirt

We're going HARD this week: the world's largest cruise ship just launched, travel prices to classic sunny spots are sliding, and a freediver holds his breath for 29:03 (yes, really). Plus: a burnt-one buys Thomas our made-up cocktail IRL ("The Early Check-In") and Chip introduces you to Philly's loudest mascot. We're 90 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise—come float in Waikīkī with us. Why hit "Play"? 🛳️ World's Largest Cruise Ship — Royal Caribbean's brand-new Star of the Seas (sister to Icon) is officially sailing; we geek out on its "neighborhoods" (Thrill Island, Chill Island, AquaDome, Surfside, Central Park, Royal Promenade & more). 🎡 Our "Better Neighborhoods" — Thrill Island Heights, the Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, the Old Neighborhood, and… Bowfinger Corner (someone call Steve Martin). 🍹 Fan-Made Cocktail — A listener hand-delivers "The Early Check-In" (pineapple mimosa + room-key garnish) at a Hollywood bar. 🥁 Philly Elmo — A roaming drumline + full Elmo suit = street-party branding masterclass. 📉 Travel Deals Are Back — Year-over-year prices are down to Las Vegas, Orlando & Hawaiʻi—perfect timing for your Waikīkī plan. 📘 Good Book Time (Guinness) — Longest voluntarily held breath underwater: 29:03 (with an oxygen pre-breath). Unassisted mark: 11:35. 🔥 Literal Burnt One — Juggles three flaming torches for 5:02 on a Florida beach and nails two more records the same day (one-arm dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults). 🌊 Buffett "Facts" — The bit returns: gills, tides, and island physics. 🦃 90-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī). Buy from our site/Blue Note (skip third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: mega-ships, mini-ships (our genius "Star on the Sea" idea), and Good-Book chaos you'll quote at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Hard-mode cold open, oil-paint riff & "we talk comedy + tropical travel" 03:08 Front Desk bit returns 03:35 90-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise invite 05:15 Philly Elmo drumline explainer 08:15 A burnt-one gifts "The Early Check-In" cocktail (pineapple mimosa + room key) 11:52 Breaking travel news → World's largest cruise ship talk begins 12:08 Star of the Seas sets sail; sister to Icon of the Seas 13:56 Onboard "neighborhoods" (Thrill Island/Chill Island/AquaDome/Surfside/Central Park/Royal Promenade/Suite Neighborhood) 15:45 Chip's new neighborhoods: Thrill Island Heights, Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, Old Neighborhood, Bowfinger Corner 21:03 Back to the Future: The Musical, ice-rink shows & aquatic stunts at sea 22:48 Our pitch: the world's smallest cruise ship (one passenger, four crew) — "Star on the Sea" 29:51 Travel prices down YoY (Vegas/Orlando/Hawaii) & TravelPulse running gag 37:08 Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 44:36 Breath-hold record — 29:03 with oxygen pre-breath; unassisted 11:35 54:49 Flaming-torch juggling on the beach — 5:02 + two bonus records (dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults) 1:01:30 Jimmy Buffett "facts" (the bit) 1:03:36 Outro & Front Desk tag #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #cruiselife #HawaiianShirt #vacationvibes

Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil's sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas's first-ever pedicure turns "hoof" into human foot and Chip's tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We're 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai'i or our site, not those wild reseller pages. Why hit "Play"? 🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities' 11-day charter (aka the "Big N-Boat," Valentine's week), Aruba/Bahamas/Jamaica; staff fully clothed; "exercise modesty" in port; yes, there are buffet rules. 🧴 Big Sunscreen Theory — When everyone's sans swimsuit, SPF usage skyrockets (follow the money). 🧼 $19 House-Cleaning Ad Rant — The "fire your housekeeper" commercial that broke Chip's soul. 🦶 Pedicure Redemption Arc — Thomas fixes foot pain with a first-ever pedi (sterile tools, tickle chaos, "applesauce" callus pile). 🏖️ Beach Soccer GOATs — Brazil now at 7 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cups (most ever). 🔥 Jamie O'Brien: Surfing on Fire — first to ride a wave while lit up, in Tahiti, French Polynesia (July 22, 2015). 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī (avoid third-party markups). 🧢 Tiki Souvenir Joy — Sunken Harbor Club hat + fresh Big Fun Shirt vibes. 🎤 Tour Plugs — Soul Joel's (Pottstown) and Empire Comedy Club (Portland, ME). 🎵 Post-Show Fun — Post Malone just turned 30 on July 4; Jimmy Buffett "facts" (the bit!) and more. Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, island escapism, and the most wholesome clothing-optional-cruise PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open: Welcome, topics & "Front Desk" bit returns 01:47 97-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA (buy via Blue Note Hawai'i / our site) 03:01 Family beach day: beach-cart technique, sunscreen slather, baby belly-slaps 04:58 "Tropical" Wilkesboro shows & burnt-ones spotted in the crowd 05:59 Tour plugs: Soul Joel's (Pottstown, Fri 22) & Portland, ME (Sun 24 @ Empire) 07:47 Stamford, CT / The Office memories, Bobby V's & Curly's Diner 10:08 Clothing-Optional Cruise Deep Dive — Bare Necessities' "Big N-Boat" (Valentine's week) 12:06 Rules: clothes in dining room, not at poolside buffet; staff stay clothed 17:05 "Exercise modesty" in port; the no-swimsuit D-Day visual 25:08 Ad rant: "$19 cleaning" and small-business rage 27:30 Would Chip play a clothing-optional cruise? (double the rate, fully clothed) 30:39 Pedicure Story — sterile tools, toe "nooks," ticklish chaos 39:40 The "applesauce" callus reveal & pickleball comfort win 41:20 Good Book Time — Brazil's 7 Beach Soccer World Cups (new win this year) 48:02 Jamie O'Brien — first to surf a wave on fire (Tahiti, 2015) 52:44 Sunken Harbor Club hat + new Big Fun Shirt 54:21 Buffett "facts" bit and dreamer-pilot/boat talk 57:57 Post Malone turns 30 (July 4) 59:25 Wrap-up & "Front Desk" 311 callback Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #ClothingOptionalCruise #Tahiti #JamieOBrien #BeachSoccer #Brazil #HawaiianShirt #SunkenHarborClub #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne

Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest "too-dangerous-to-print" Guinness feat you've ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five. Why hit "Play"? 🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed. 🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby's first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + "reverse tank-top" sunburn). 🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to  @SunburntPod  because we're gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity. 📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches "Temptation Island" (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), "Project Runway" (literally building a runway), and more. 🌊 Nature's Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph. 🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the "professional lunatic" and the record so extreme Guinness won't publish it: a bed of only four nails. 🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to "Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise"; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you'll be quoting at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes weekly Thursdays at 8:00 — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & "lactose intolerance (of the heart)" 01:36 What's inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett 02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod) 10:03 Why we love the "good book" + Buffett bits (and why they're growing the show) 11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out) 25:33 "We were Beach Boys" — both hosts hit the sand last week 30:19 Baby's first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode) 32:32 The "reverse tank-top" sunburn & baby-slap aftermath 35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water 37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers) 38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin 39:18 Pitch #1: "Temptation Island" (Otis Williams goes full paradise) 40:39 Pitch #2: "Project Runway" (child-star survival = build an airport runway) 43:12 Pitch #3: "Love Is Blind Rage" (airport-meltdown speed-dating) 45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph 57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution) 59:24 The "four-nail" feat — Guinness says "too dangerous to publish" 1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes 1:07:58 Front-Desk Button Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #hawaiianshirt #OceanCity #GuinnessWorldRecords #JimmyBuffett #VacationVibes #ThanksgivingInParadise #IAmOne

Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That's just the first 55 minutes. Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit "Play"? 🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00) 🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the "Uncle Mike" sunburn look (01:19) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24) 🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10) 😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02) 🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45) 🏃‍♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain's Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15) 🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56) 🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45) 🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk "created" eels (1:11:35) Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open) 00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual 01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & "Uncle Mike" Vibes 04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah! 04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible 07:56 "What Is This Podcast?" Mission Recap 08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call 09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 11:13 Chip's New Hour Takes Shape 14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only) 16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap 18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond 20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset 25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha 34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive 37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic) 39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era 42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby 46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss 50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex 54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record 57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records 1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact 1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #hawaiianshirt  #tsa  #worldrecords  #guinnessbookofworldrecords  #jimmybuffett  #thanksgivinginparadise  #vacationvibes  #iamone 

Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee's, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit "Play"? 🚗 Ace of Base "Uber" Story – strangers pile into Chip's car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell's Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo's Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won't use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick. 💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic. 🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons. 🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!). 🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan's Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record. 🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great. 🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com. Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby's high-voltage splash-zone. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Ace of Base "Uber-to-Applebee's" Cold Open 00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite 03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia 04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List 06:26 #6 James Cromwell's Crazy Crawdad Creek 07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme) 08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby's All-Electric Waterworld 09:52 #3 "Please Subscribe" Water Park 10:10 #2 Saint Nick's 28 °F Super Slide 10:57 #1 Aunt Flo's Tubes of Terror 11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024) 18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest 22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief 27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon 30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts 32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons 34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire 42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro 42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute 44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record 47:28 Wrap-Up & "Stay Burnt" Front-Desk Bit #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #waterparks  #hawaiianshirt  #comedyfilms  #jimmybuffett  #guinnessworldrecords  #thanksgivinginparadise  #vacationvibes  #iamone        Ask ChatGPT

Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit "Play"? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04). 🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09). 🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08). 🎤 Chip's First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27). 🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09). 💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the "Vegas front-desk slide" (24:49). 🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville's dog-only sailing (30:20). 🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44). 🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39). 📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59). 🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40). Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story 01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot 02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit 04:40 "Burnt Ones" vs Alternate Podcast Names 05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness 08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset 10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown 11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly) 14:08 Thomas's ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit 20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip 22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict 24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win 30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak 32:10 Margaritaville's Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch 40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas 44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy 50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan 54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact 57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record 1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HawaiianShirt #VegasSphere #DogCruise #WorldRecords #GuinnessWorldRecords #BackstreetBoys #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne

Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit "Play"? 💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00) 🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip's all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45) 🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a "mini-vacay" (17:14) 📘 2025 Guinness Book Arrives – immediate baby magnet & burnt-one inspiration (21:40) 🛹 Skateboard Across America – Chad Caruso's 57-day Venice-to-Virginia trek (24:29) 🇮🇪 Skate-Tour of Ireland? – new Sunburnt goal (and ice-cream cows that won't breed) (34:40) 🎆 TikTok Doom Spiral – cruise-ship expulsions, women-crying videos, and how the algorithm hijacks island zen (40:45) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt World Record (1,254) – Orlando Solar Bears did it; the burnt-ones will beat it (50:10) 🐟 Phish vs Goose Peace Treaty – why a loud Aloha print diffuses jam-band turf wars (55:38) 🏝 The "Buffett Effect" – Jimmy's chill allegedly cooled the planet by 1 °C (1:01:07) ✈️ Join Us in Waikiki – comedy, hikes, floating face-up in November sun—grab tickets now! (1:03:43) Hit play for Guinness-grade shenanigans, tropical escapism, and laughs juicier than a Solvang danish. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open – $2 M Anna Kendrick "deal" 00:45 Actor Mix-Ups & Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Musical Pitch 08:28 Hawaiian Tropic Slather & Official Start 09:51 132-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 14:08 Custom Big-Fun Hawaiian Shirt Reveal 15:07 Vintage Picnic Shirt & Wife's "Old-Man" Crush 17:14 Basement Flood Disaster & Epoxy-Fume Vacation 21:40 The 2025 Good Book Arrives (Baby Approved) 23:44 Tropical World-Record Scouting 24:29 Skateboarding Across the USA – Chad Caruso 34:40 Ireland Skate-Tour Idea & Murphy's "Magic" Cows 40:45 TikTok Spiral – Cruise-Ship & Crying-Video Nightmare 50:10 Hawaiian-Shirt World-Record Plot (1,254 Solar Bears) 55:38 Phish vs Goose & Aloha Concert Diplomacy 1:01:07 Jimmy Buffett "Buffett Effect" Tribute 1:03:43 Waikiki Invite, July 18 Philly Show Plugs 1:05:05 Front-Desk Wake-Up Call & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #hawaiianshirt  #guinnessworldrecords  #skateboarding  #annakendrick  #vacationvibes  #iamone  #thanksgivinginparadise

Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER "nub parade," and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it's on to: Why hit "Play"? 🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly's July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls. 👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included). 🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and Chip's brand-new hour of stand-up. 🙅‍♀️ "It's Not a Cult!" – Aunt Linda-level recruiting spills into blood-relative jokes (and a totally voluntary Tuesday-night "ceremony"). 📚 Guinness Book 2025 Surprise – 2 hardcover "Good Books" ordered at 3 a.m.—record-breaking plans incoming. 🍹 Navy Grog Crime Lore – The tiki cocktail that (allegedly) fueled Phil Spector's infamous night. 📸 Mug-Shot Smile Policy – Official Sunburnt stance: throw a grin (and maybe a wink) if you ever get booked. 🎬 Save Big-Screen Comedy – Organizing Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new comedies opening weekend. 🎤 Chip's Philly Dates – Live-Aid 40th-anniversary host slot (July 13) + hour preview at Next-In-Line Comedy (July 18). Grab a piña colada-scented SPF stick, smash Subscribe, and join the burnt-one brigade on the road to Waikiki. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #FourthOfJuly #HawaiianShirt #GuinnessWorldRecords #TikiDrinks #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne #notacult  Chapters 00:00 Celebratory Slather & 100 K-View Milestone 01:00 Rooftop Fireworks Over Philly 03:05 "Nub Parade" at the ER Entrance 04:45 Civil-War-Ghost Theory 06:40 139-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 07:50 Chip's Hawaii To-Do List (Surf, Volcanoes, Hikes) 09:20 Totally Not a Cult… Aunt Linda Says Come! 12:10 Philly Shows Plug + Live-Aid Host News 13:30 Thomas's Custom Big Fun Shirt Reveal 16:10 3 a.m. Guinness-Book Epiphany 18:45 Amazon Red-Flag & Cult-Supply Shopping List 22:00 Navy Grog: Tiki Drink with a Body Count 25:10 Mug-Shot Smile Doctrine for Burnt Ones 28:00 Tiki-Bar Violence—Viewer Corrections 30:25 Guinness-Record Challenge Teaser 32:10 Big-Screen Comedy Meetup Plan 34:00 Chip's Upcoming Philly Dates & Hour Preview 36:10 Outro & Front-Desk Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Callback

Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden. Why hit "Play"? 🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream. 🦈 Shark-Mug "Shark Snacks" Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick. 🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don't know… but it's deliciously dangerous. 🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship's-hull décor, ocean-window illusions & surf tunes under Manhattan. 🌋 "El Diablo!" Ritual – shout the drink's name, lights go blood-red, entire bar cheers. 🦢 Goose Plays 4.5 Hours – longest single-artist set ever rumored at MSG; horns, Kate Bush cover, nonstop jams. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – why jam-band crowds crush phone use (and how to copy that zen). 🌺 146-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are selling fast—grab tickets! Hit play for tiki tips, comedy riffs and the opposite of doom-scrolling—pure sunscreen-scented escapism. Bars Visited: Tiki Chick - 517 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024 Zombie Hut - 273 Smith St #4739, Brooklyn, NY 11231 Sunken Harbor Club - 372 Fulton St 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11201 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Weekend Recap & 48-Hour Tiki Plan 01:29 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy Hits NYC Streets 02:16 Positive Park Vibes in Central Park 04:04 146-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 06:09 Outward-Bound Hawaii Trip (Rigid-Schedule Joke) 07:43 Lost-Hiker Excuses & Blair Witch Bit 11:06 Writers'-Room Weight Gain & Twizzler Tuesday 12:50 Heavyweights Movie Love 15:16 Tiki Chick: Shark Snacks Cocktail & $5 Sandwiches 20:24 "We Open Bars" Philosophy (Noon Starts) 22:30 Subway to Brooklyn & Zombie Hut Arrival 22:55 Frozen Zombie Taste-Test – Mystery Rim Debate 30:11 Secret Speakeasy Line for Sunken Harbor Club 34:38 Inside the Sunken Ship – Décor Tour 41:00 El Diablo Ritual: Bar Turns Red 47:00 Sunscreen Ritual & Hawaiian Tropic Scent Break 50:16 Goose at MSG – First Impressions 52:02 Jam-Band Culture & Phone-Free Crowd 55:38 Goose's 4.5-Hour Marathon (Possible MSG Record) 59:56 Bringing Goose Energy to Hawaii Show 1:01:07 Future Tiki Tours & "Net-Vacationing" 1:03:13 Ticket Info & Farewell #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #tikibar #hawaiianshirt  #goose #madisonsquaregarden  #vacationvibes  #iamone  #thanksgivinginparadise

Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it's more than a tropical vibe—it's the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯 This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a "Ross's Undress-4-Less" club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit "Play"? 🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation. 👕 Custom vs. Thrift Aloha Shirts – Hand-sewn couture or Big-Island bargain bin? 😂 Ross's "Undress-4-Less" – Discount club business plan you didn't ask for. 🦃 153-Day Countdown – Grab those Blue Note Waikiki tickets before they're gone. 👶 A Dramatic First – Thomas's Spice-Girls concert confession. 🎸 90s Alt-Rock Rabbit Hole – Gin Blossoms perform an entire Goo Goo Dolls set (true story). 🎤 Spacehog Heartbreak – Chip misses In the Meantime by 30 seconds. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – Dress comfy, phones down, no deep-cut requests, groups ≤4. 🎟 Opening-Act Rule – How The Frey went from unknowns to main-stage heroes. 🦢 Goose at MSG Meetup – Wear your Hawaiian shirt & come say "CHIP!". Hit play for tropical escapism, stand-up-level laughs, and the most wholesome pineapple PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Big-Apple Reunion & Goose Tickets Locked 01:15 Thomas's Secret Spice-Girls Past 🤫 05:00 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy vs Gallagher Slander 07:30 Ross's "Undress-4-Less" Shaddy Club Pitch 11:19 153-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 12:04 Front Desk Sketch 20:25 Pineapple Shirt = What? Carnival Cruise Saga 24:40 Innocent Pineapple Enthusiasts + Knife-to-Pineapple Bit 29:05 Decoding Aloha-Shirt Symbols (Stop-Talk Roses, Teen-Wolf Trivia, etc.) 36:00 Duncan Sheik & 90s CD Store Nostalgia 40:45 Gin Blossoms Play Goo Goo Dolls?! 🤯 48:25 Spacehog "In the Meantime"—Chip's Concert Tragedy 54:44 Concert-Etiquette Masterclass (Dress, Phones, No Requests) 1:00:22 Why You Must See the Opening Act 1:03:40 Goose at MSG Meetup + Farewell

Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check. Window-shade airplane drama? Check. Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge). Why hit "Play" on this one? 🏀 $100 Carson 3-Pointer – Chip drains 3 in a row on Johnny's boyhood driveway and pockets a crisp hundo. 🚜 $800K Combine Joy-Ride – the boys pilot farm equipment that costs more than a beach house. 🍔 RUNZA Revelation – Nebraska's "state Hot Pocket" (ground-beef, cabbage & onion pastry) shocks our taste buds. 🍳 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack – why eating toast outside instantly feels like a mini-vacay. 🎩 Disco Magician Cameo – the "Freaks & Geeks" dance-off legend blows our minds with close-up card tricks. ❄️ Swiss Snow-Burial Record – meet the power-lifter who chilled in PACKED snow for 2+ hours (why?!). 🌺 Hawaiian-Shirt Kinship – even in Norfolk, burnt-ones unite; the most "salacious" aloha shirt is revealed. 🦃 162-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are locked ⏤ grab tickets in bio! Hit play for Midwest hospitality, sunscreen-scented escapism and enough island energy to melt a Swiss snow-cave. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #hawaiianshirt  #johnnycarson  #nebraska  #vacationvibes  #iamone  #thanksgivinginparadise  00:00 Flight-Wife Window-Shade Showdown 03:45 Social-Score Airlines: Musical-Chairs at 30 000 ft 06:45 Cold-Open: Front-Desk Mirror Prank 07:30 162-Day Countdown → "Thanksgiving in Paradise" + Site Launch 09:30 Johnny Carson's Hometown: Great American Comedy Fest Recap 12:40 Hawaiian-Shirt Spotting & Meeting Burnt Ones in Nebraska 15:20 RUNZA Taste-Test — Nebraska's Beef-and-Cabbage Staple 17:55 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack: Instant Vacation Vibes 19:40 $100 Three-Pointer Challenge on Johnny's Driveway 22:30 Driving an $800 000 Combine (What Could Go Wrong?) 26:00 Backstage Magic & the *Freaks-and-Geeks* Disco Magician 29:20 Swiss Snow-Burial World Record — Too Chill? 33:10 Brainstorm: Easiest World Record to Set in Waikiki 36:00 "Sunscreen Ritual" — Tropical Mind-Vacation in Seconds 48:30 Captain Q-A Marathon: New Record Idea on a Dinner Sail 53:10 Graveyard& Morbid Youtube Rabbit Holes 56:49 Relax-Off on Waikiki Beach — Pre-Show Meetup Plans 58:40 Cliff-hanger: The Shirt That'll Get You in Trouble on a Cruise + Outro

This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour "tropical brain-vacation": 🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to "vacation in your mind" for an hour  🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that "puts you in the zone"  🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he's an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian) 🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure "positive vibes" 📆 167-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise live shows are locking in  🎓 Grad-Face Aloha Shirts – the wild merch idea parents will pay for  👻 Wildwood Haunted-House Trauma – Dracula, a flying retainer & a panic exit 🌬️ Cliff-Top Camping Mystery – "Thomas O'Brien's Unexplained Files" debut - Ghosts are real? 🌕 Strawberry-Moon Rebrand – Dead-Clown Moon? Wacky-Golf Pants-Down Moon? Chip has… options  🎶 Brian Wilson Moment – tears during God Only Knows, Pet Sounds as secret Bond theme & a nod to the legend after his passing 🎸 Goose @ MSG Hype & Nebraska Comedy Fest – closing on high-note summer plans  Hit play for strawberry-moon laughs, Beach-Boys feels and enough sunscreen-scented escapism to take the edge off 2025. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt 🦃🌴 167-Day Countdown: Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki (tickets in bio) #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #StrawberryMoon #BrianWilson #TropicalEscape #VacationVibes #TravelComedy #IAmOne #ThanksgivingInParadise 00:00:00 Mental-Health Cold Open & SPF Slather Escape 00:01:23 Waikiki Dream Order – Double Mai Tais & Beach Burgers 00:04:05 Cheese Confession & Nacho Nightmare 00:06:30 Hawaiian-Shirt Compliment Streak 00:07:03 167-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise 00:10:32 QR-Code Shirt Street-Team Plan 00:18:41 Grad-Face Aloha Business Pitch 00:34:05 Wildwood Haunted-House Horror Story 00:41:56 Unexplained Oregon Cliff Camping Incident 00:49:37 Strawberry-Moon Alt Names (Dead-Clown Moon?!) 00:58:03 Brian Wilson Tears & Pet Sounds Bond 01:00:11 Tribute + Strawberry-Moon Smoke Walk 01:02:20 Goose MSG Hype & Sign-Off

This week on the Sunburnt roller‑coaster: ⛵ Hall‑of‑Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew—chip & Thomas induct him (and Phoenix) into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame.  @Sailing_With_Phoenix   🚑 Ambulance Rage & 12‑Hour Car Alarm: Chip's new boiling‑point record. 🍼 Diaper Math vs. the Texas‑Sized Trash Island—and why that still won't stop the guys from chasing piña‑colada sunsets. 🌅 Sunset Conversation Killers: the absolute worst lines to drop when the sky turns pink (hint: "Here comes the tickle monster"…). 🦈 Ultimate JAWS Watch‑Party Idea—floating tubes, dark water... They're curious. 📈 Channel update: views quadrupled, shirtless thumbnails sell. 🦃🌴 174‑Day Countdown: Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise—two live shows at Blue Note Waikiki, Nov 26. Grab tickets in bio and come spend the holiday on‑island with us! Hit play for stress‑dream snakes, sunscreen rituals, and enough tropical nonsense to drown out the ambulance sirens. 🎧 New episodes every week—Subscribe & Get Sunburnt. #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #livingthedream  #travelcomedy  #vacationvibes  #iamone  #thanksgivinginparadise  #sunset   #halloffame  00:00:00  Cold‑Open – stress‑dream podcast nightmare 00:00:40  Two‑python nightmare: "walking & crying" 00:01:23  Front‑desk sketch 00:02:02  Texas‑size Trash Island & diaper‑math rant 00:03:28  174‑day countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise 00:04:05  Ambulance rage: "louder & slower" breakfast walk 00:08:35  12‑hour car‑alarm neighbor fiasco 00:10:58  The Slather 00:11:29  Hall‑of‑Fame inductee: Oliver & cat sail 2,400 miles 00:18:56  JAWS floating watch‑party brainstorm 00:23:19  Sunset Conversation Killers – worst lines ever 00:37:21  Desert trip & talking bush story 00:48:05  Teaser: Summer stories next episode 00:49:14  Goose concert plans & Sunburnt summer playlist 00:50:15  "Stay Burnt" sign‑off & ants sketch reprise

🍹 TIKI TEST KITCHEN Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand‑new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama (rum + prune juice + cough drops 😳) to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch (a Kool‑Aid/tequila "face splash"). YOU decide whose menu wins—drop your favorite (or your own concoction) in the comments! 🔥 SUN‑SCORCHED PICKLEBALL Thomas joins the Pickle Boys for a two‑hour rally, forgets SPF, and earns the podcast's first real‑life lobster neck. Cue Chip's disbelief, paddle‑price talk, and plans for merch: "#PickleBois." ⚽ NEIGHBORHOOD HEROICS Road‑cocktail in hand, Chip hacks a runaway soccer ball back to three kids' stoop—without spilling a drop. Top‑Dog‑inspired hero ad incoming. 📈 WE QUADRUPLED VIEWS (and Chip's "tasteful" shirtless posts might be why). 🦃🌴 182 DAYS TO GO The Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown is official! Two live Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Waikiki – Nov 26. Grab tickets (link in bio) and come holiday in Hawaii with the Sunburnt crew. Hit play for tiki chaos, SPF 100 friendship roasts, and the most laid‑back travel manifesto on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & get Sunburnt. #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TropicalDrinks #Pickleball #TravelComedy #VacationVibes #IAmOne #ThanksgivingInParadise 00:00:00  Cold Open – Tropical‑Drink Throw‑Down begins (Bahama Grand Mama) 00:04:05  Viral‑surge recap & why Chip went shirtless for views 00:05:10  Pickleball FOMO & Thomas' first sunburn of the season 00:10:38  Hammy‑yoga, stretch goals & the looming first run  00:12:08  Road‑cocktail heroics: Chip saves the kids' soccer game  00:18:42  182‑day countdown to "Thanksgiving in Paradise" officially on  00:52:17  Worst cruise Anouncements ever & sign‑off from the guys

The boys are back in SPF‑100 mode and this week's show is stacked: 🇮🇹 Italian Market Festival day‑drinking Pineapple margaritas, milk‑carton Long Island Iced Teas and the locally infamous Fishtown Iced Tea — all before lunch. 📿 Saint Rocco enters the Sunburnt Hall of Fame (patron saint of plagues, dogs … and Istanbul?) 👙Summer‑goal check‑in: dropping LB's, running tasteful ads and "loose, hairy hammies". 📆 Chip's Portland‑Maine & Nebraska tour dates + Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown (189 days!). 🎤 Sunburnt 2025 playlist launch — surf, Marley, Buffett and more ear‑candy. 🎥 Tim Robinson's Friendship movie review (with a theater full of lone dudes). ✈️ Top‑6 "Vacation‑Ruin" Airplane Movies — the films guaranteed to tank your tropical mood. Come for the island dreams, stay for the leathery Magda warnings and baby‑coach hamstring routines. 🎧 New episodes every week 🦃🌴 Tickets for Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki (link in bio) #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #vacationvibes #friendship #SaintRocco #timrobinson #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise 00:00  Intro & illegal tapioca (Thomas)  01:00  The Sunscreen Ritual returns 06:45  Italian Market Festival — pineapple margs, milk‑carton Long Islands & Fishtown Iced Tea 14:00  Saint Rocco inducted: plagues, dogs & Istanbul 20:20  Movie night: Tim Robinson's Friendship review 28:10  Moderation is the new wild (White Claws & baby gyms) 39:15  Power‑move: retaking beginner classes you've mastered 44:45  Sunburnt 2025 Playlist drop + playlist gossip 52:00  Arena vs. Opera‑house comedy — lights, troughs & butlers 58:18  Top‑6 Worst Plane Movies for a beach trip (Magda leads off) 1:08:10  Caribbean trash‑film tangent & vacation‑screen tips 1:09:06  Plugs, playlist reminder & "Stay Burnt" sign‑off

Ever fantasize about ditching real life for your own private island? Samesies. This week we rank the trigger moments that would make us bail for a deserted beach: Chip's past as a Christmas stalker (long story) Speaker‑phone zombies in public 🚫🎶 Arctic windchill warnings ❄️ Health‑insurance "gotchas" 💸 And—we induct a brand‑new legend into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame, debate the comedic merits of coconuts vs. bananas, and dive head first (Like Pete Rose) into the strangest Mother's Day delivery ever sent. 🤢🌺 Plus: 👽 Chip's childhood mission to smuggle E.T. home in his backpack 🎬  The boys are hyped for Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd's film "Friendship." 🦃🌴 And the countdown hits 196 days until Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki. Hit play for tropical escape plans, buddy‑comedy roasts, and SPF 100 brain‑vacations. 🎧 New episodes every week 🎟️ Tickets & links in bio! #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #PrivateIslands #TravelComedy #VacationVibes #IAmOne #ThanksgivingInParadise

What happens when two brand daddies design vacations that should never exist? They come up with cruises that packs all the punches!!!! And… 👻 Chip reviews his most unforgettable haunted tours—including the Queen Mary and a pimped‑out hearse run by legend "Spooky Steve." 🚎 He also defeated a troll while doing stand‑up on a moving trolley. 😱 Thomas wakes up from a nightmare: Chip misses Thanksgiving in Hawaii. 🩲 The Internet wants Chip in his undies (ask him about it at his next show). 🍔 Thomas is, once again, in hot water with a major fast‑food chain. All while we count down: 203 days to Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki. Hit play for tropical chaos, haunted hilarity, and SPF 100 friendship roasts. 🎧 New episodes every week

Could you survive on Snake Island? Chip & Thomas dive into the real Brazilian snake nightmare… then invent 10 islands so cursed you'd gladly send your dentist there. 🌴🐍 This episode also delivers: 🏝️ Chip & Thomas' Top-5 Nightmare Islands for each other 🌮 Cancún stories that'll have you swooning for a sunny vacation 🌈 Thomas' other worldly vision of "Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise" live in Waikiki 👕 The glory of Big Johnson T-shirts 🍑 A heartfelt TED-talk on the lost art of mooning If you're here for tropical humor, a little nostalgia, or just need a hug from someone who truly knows you and loves you—hit play. 🎧 New episodes every week 🦃🌴 LIVE: Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Hawaii (tickets below) 📍 Subscribe and get Sunburnt—where comedy meets SPF 100 beach bliss. #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #iamone #vacationvibes #snakeisland #funnyshirts #90sthrowback #thanksgivinginparadise    

Thomas hit WrestleMania, Chip bought a brand-new Hawaiian shirt, and somehow dolphins and David Faustino made the rundown. Paradise has never been hotter! This episode delivers: 🤼 Ringside report: Thomas discovers WrestleMania's secret "aloha" energy 🌺 Chip's new Hawaiian shirt—is he White Lotus bound? 🚀 Katy Perry to space? 🤖 A robot that cleans beaches faster than a Atlantic City seagull steals wallets 🐬 A.I. learning dolphin-speak—What are they saying? 📼 Dueling David Faustino stories! 🌺 WHY SUBSCRIBE? If you crave: ✅ Beach-side banter & pop-culture spirals ✅ Stand-up energy with vacation brain ✅ The idea that WrestleMania and Hawaiian Shirts can coexist perfectly… Hit Subscribe and join the Sunburnt tribe—new episodes every week. 🦃🌴 LIVE SHOW: Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Hawaii 🎟️ Tickets & info → link in bio #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #wrestlemania #wwe #VacationVibes #HawaiianShirtLife #BeachTech #DolphinAI #iamone #DavidFaustino #ThanksgivingInParadise Grab your sunscreen (and maybe a folding chair) — episode 10 starts now!