Tinder Fingers (Ep. 48) - Drunk By Noon

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The guys return for an episode fuelled by Tinder fails, botched dental work, and international fugitives. Pecker attempts to coach the crew through a Persian Tinder match, while the table discusses why Brazil is the ultimate destination for global hide-and-seek. The highlight of the episode comes when the group finally notices a physical detail about Peter that has been right in front of them for an entire year. From Rodrigo Duterte’s wild presidency in the Philippines to the chemistry of extracting gold from electronics in India, this episode covers the high-brow and the low-brow with equal irreverence. Timestamps:00:00 - The Gym & Hidden History02:15 - Tinder Advice04:05 - The 500km Dating Distance Problem05:10 - The "Not Sponsored" Instagram Nose Strip Review06:00 - Dental Dramas & Doctor Mentors08:20 - The Big Reveal: Addressing Peter's Hand11:10 - Family Secrets & "Mind Your Business" 13:40 - Survival Stories: The Combine Harvester Incident18:40 - The "Useless Wizard" & Pickle Ball 23:15 - Fred Durst & The Worst Movie Ever Made 27:40 - Philippine Bounty Hunters & Global NewsIf you enjoyed the chaos, make sure to Subscribe and hit the bell icon!Follow the podcast: Instagram: @canadiancomedycartelFacebook: The Canadian Comedy CartelIn this episode:The Dating Game: "Rooftop adventures" and Tinder hookers. Health & Beauty: Why nasal strips fall off if you have a personality. Medical Horror: Mentors who cover for their friends' botched surgeries. The Big Reveal: Peter's three-fingered hand and his father's "mind your business" parenting style. Cinema Corner: Defending 'House of a 1000 Corpses' and roasting Fred Durst’s directorial debut. Global Economics: 24% interest rates in Iran and why everyone is buying gold.

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The guys return for an episode fuelled by Tinder fails, botched dental work, and international fugitives. Pecker attempts to coach the crew through a Persian Tinder match, while the table discusses why Brazil is the ultimate destination for global...

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