PODCAST · comedy
Drunk By Noon
by Canadian Comedy Cartel
Montreal's very own weekly comedy podcast where 3 stand-up comedians try to interview somebody they know. Usually it's another stand-up "comedian" but sometimes we get lucky and its somebody with an actual personality. There's an asian woman that sits in silence in the background for the first couple of episodes. Part of the Montreal Canadian Comedy Cartel
Episodes
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Season 4 Update
Coming back in July folks; follow us on Spotify if you haven't already. Instagram: canadiancomedycartel Facebook: The Canadian Comedy Cartel Youtube: Drunk By Noon Tiktok: drunkbynoonpod See y'all in July.
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Tier One Operator Billionaire (Ep. 50)
Welcome back to Drunk By Noon! In this milestone Episode 50, we’re joined by friend of the pod, George, for a chaotic deep dive into everything from secret PMC startups and AI drone training to post traumatic JFL disorder. We're all tier one operator F1 billionaires and we kill at Wendy's after…
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Make America Hallucinate Again (Ep. 49)
Is the world collectively hallucinating, or is it just another episode of Drunk By Noon? 🍻 In Episode 49, we’re diving deep into the weirdest corners of modern reality. We kick things off with the news of Trump and Joe Rogan discussing the potential legalization of psychedelics. Will mushrooms...
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Tinder Fingers (Ep. 48)
The guys return for an episode fuelled by Tinder fails, botched dental work, and international fugitives. Pecker attempts to coach the crew through a Persian Tinder match, while the table discusses why Brazil is the ultimate destination for global hide-and-seek. The highlight of the episode comes...
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Muslim Christmas at the Airport (Ep. 47)
Welcome back to Episode 47 of the Drunk By Noon podcast! This week, the guys are joined by the return of the hilarious Saba Jakeman.In this episode, Saba pulls back the curtain on her side hustle as a "professional catfisher" (aka an OF manager). She breaks down the bizarre world of dealing with...
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Murphy's Law (Ep. 46)
Welcome back to another episode of Drunk By Noon! In Episode 46, we’re joined by Montreal’s own rising comedy star and 2025 JFL New Face, Tom Murphy.In this episode, Tom opens up about his journey in the Montreal comedy scene, his upcoming move to Austin, Texas, and the whirlwind process of…
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Grapes and Apes (Ep. 45)
This week on Drunk By Noon, the chaos reaches new heights. We dive deep into the Derek Chauvin prison stabbing and pension drama, the absolute absurdity of the "Manosphere" and Louis Theroux's latest documentary, and why the "Red Pill" community is actually living in a contradiction. From the...
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The 1000$ Open Mic (Ep. 44)
In this episode of the Drunk By Noon podcast, we are joined by Montreal's rising open mic comedy star, Jon Allen! Jon breaks down the unbelievable story of how a friend paid him a cool $1,000 just to do his very first stand-up set—and why that might end up being the financial peak of his comedy...
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Short Bus Hostages (Ep. 43)
What happens when you mix magic mushrooms, a double-decker Toronto tour bus, and a hijacked cameraman? Peak West Island Cinema. In Episode 43, we're joined by Kevin Campbell to break down the wild backstory behind the cult classic docuseries Pussy Patrol. We're also diving into the conspiracy...
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Big Insane Capitalism (Ep. 42)
Welcome back to Drunk By Noon, Episode 42! In this episode, the crew is joined by guest Jonathan Burrello, creator of the comic series Big Insane Happy, to discuss the grind of self-publishing graphic novels and building a weird creative "ecosystem".We dive deep into why Jonathan prefers local...
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RIP Future Shop (Ep. 41)
Is it a scam if it’s legal? Today we're joined by Montreal's own JFL comic Jason Houle to discuss starting a comedy career out of pure spite. We also take a deep dive into Jason’s unique upbringing in a single-dad household, his father's passion for photography, the Future Shop refund scam,...
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Latinas and Wrestling ft. HashThe1 (Ep. 40)
In Episode 40 of the Drunk By Noon Podcast, the crew sits down with the man, the myth, and the viral TikTok legend from seven years ago: HashThe1. Introduced as the "funniest man under five feet in the province," Hash opens up about his recent transition from internet sensation to the world of...
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The 6 Million Dollar Man (Accounts Payable) (Ep. 39)
In this episode of Drunk by Noon, we sit down with local Montreal comedy legend Richard Mullen. With 20 years in the game, Richard has performed everywhere in Canada from the auditorium of a hospital in Iqaluit to military crowds in Pembroke, OntarioRichard opens up about his incredible medical...
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A Clockwork Pickleball Coach (Ep. 38)
Returning crowd favourite Dean Bertoia joins the boys to discuss his social media hiatus, the Harry Potter series, why he's seasonally unemployed and the tragic reason he’ll never play pickleball again. From the graphic newspapers of Cancun to the Siberian "waterboarding" cure that saved Peker's...
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The Buffalo Soldier Jacob Silva (Ep. 37)
Comedian Jacob Silva joins the podcast this week to air out some major grievances and share insane stories from the road. From opening for Mark Normand and Rich Vos and the mystery of the missing shoes to chilling with Dan Soder Jacob holds nothing back.We dive into the differences between the...
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Eating Nicolas Cage (Ep. 36)
This week, we are joined by AC Valiente, a professional competitive eater and stand-up comic. We discuss: How to survive a 7lb deli sandwich challenge. The difference between "eating for fun" and "eating for sport." Getting recognized by competitive eating legend Randy Santel. Best Pizza in...
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Funny Fostering (Ep. 35)
Montreal comedian Will J. Flynn joins the Drunk By Noon podcast for an episode full of near-death experiences and comedy gold. Will shares how he survived two heart attacks, fought off skin cancer, and transitioned from a warehouse quitter to a decade-long staple of the Montreal comedy scene. We...
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From Mexican Cults to Montreal Comedy (Ep. 34)
**Attention the audio goes out of sync at certain parts of this episode (no I will not fix it) and for this reason we recommend just listening to the episode** What is it like to be born into a cult in Mexico, move to Taiwan as a child missionary, and eventually land in a French-immersion school…
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Montreal Buyers Club (Ep. 33)
In this episode, we dive into Radu’s journey through comedy school (Joke Club), his short-lived brown t-shirt business, and why he prefers the bus over driving in Montreal. We also share some of our most unhinged travel stories, including a narco-run bar in Costa Rica and a very sketchy trip to...
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Heart Attack Black (Ep. 32)
Is it stress, genetics, or just too much "street fighting"? 🍻In Episode 32, the survivor himself, Vance Michel, returns to the studio just two months after a major heart attack to break down what actually happened. From the six-pill-a-day lifestyle to the theory that masturbation might have...
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Low Functioning Autism (Ep. 31)
Erik Intrevado pops back on to update us on his weekly show at the Burgundy Lion. Pecker tells a story about his autistic cellmate, Peter pretends to like rap, Samson puts up curtains. WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 3 OF THE DRUNK BY NOON PODCAST
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50$ Anyone? (Ep. 30)
Season 2 finale, happy holidays, I love you all, Osmosis Jones bring me back my fucking bike.
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Pecker Donates to Wikipedia (Ep. 29)
CEO of wikipedia was on the Epstein flight logs confirmed.
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Ventriloquists are Gay (Ep. 28)
Someone give the president of Costa Rica 20$ so the currency stabilises.
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The Holocaust & Womens Rights (Ep. 27)
We got a Weinstein job here Barbara.
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Airplane Survival Rules +3-8 (Ep. 26)
I had to blow 7 guys to become an extra on Midway.
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English Menu Please (Ep. 25)
Who even fucking reads Chinese?
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Inverse Gay Jim Cramer (Ep. 24)
Today's guest is 120% not gay, I repeat not gay, and I definitely did not start a church saying that he was.
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Respect The Fkin Attack (Ep. 23)
Happy October 8th everybody DO NOT add George on steam.
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Ding Dong Sex Work (Ep. 22)
We highly suggest for the Yes Theory guys to do the holocaust.
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Taxi Drivers and Jewish Hair (Ep. 21)
One battle after another is just me trying to get hard.
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Channel One Eight (Ep. 20)
What you a fucking straight guy or something?
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They/Them Charlie Kirk (Ep. 19)
450 hours of us discussing Charlie Kirk, also computer cam was broken this episode so you don't see what we were looking at but you get a pretty solid idea.
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Welcome To My Bagel (Ep. 18)
Welcome to my asshole, yes im fucking gay.
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Jewish Wrestling (Ep. 17)
James "Boom Boom" Mancini joins us to talk about Jews, wrestling and for some reason black people.
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Rimjob Rick (Ep. 16)
Vance Michel joins us this episode and tells us about made up cities in the state of New York.
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Gay Black Bath House (Ep. 15)
We interview Peter (First 48 style)
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Victorian Era Literature (Ep. 14)
Dostoevsky was a libcuck.
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Lenny's Hog-Suckin Rib Roast n' Fuck Shack (Ep. 13)
We're gonna edit that out.
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Parked Cars (Ep. 12)
Erik Intrevado comes to talk to us about the Peel Pub fiasco and how its the Enron of our times. I have also decided that I am the cab driver from spawn.
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Friendship and Boundaries (Ep. 11)
We're joined by our good friend George Assily to discuss the legality of banging chicks with williams disease. Also we delve into LGBTQ2SAIDS+- vexology and I figure out I really am gay.
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The Infinite Money Glitch (Ep. 10)
Armando the Cumdo explains the infinite money glitch.
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Seagay/gull Eyes (Ep.9)
Guest this week is the never been anything, but a fat italian Atraxx from JOFO. Check em out they film their podcast exclusively on a disposable Kodak camera.
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Double Pizza (Ep. 8)
Have you ever pretended to go to italy?
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Mark The Plumber (Ep. 7)
I fucking love editing podcasts and beating up the Chinese outside of Aboriginal casinos.
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Copyright Rapids (Ep. 6)
The gang discovers how many places in Quebec are named after the N-word and more importantly how to relocate to them.
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Dominic DeCoco (Ep. 5)
The Chinese kid with down syndrome wanted Peter to do what?!?
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Rapport (Ep. 4)
Tony Robbins wants you to blow him, Peter gets banned from choosing videos.
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My Way (Ep. 3)
Shoutout Joe DeRosa and frozen sperm
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Made In Israel (Ep. 2)
Chinese capitalism and prison. Happy easter everyone.
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Montreal's very own weekly comedy podcast where 3 stand-up comedians try to interview somebody they know. Usually it's another stand-up "comedian" but sometimes we get lucky and its somebody with an actual personality. There's an asian woman that sits in silence in the background for the first couple of episodes. Part of the Montreal Canadian Comedy Cartel
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Montreal's very own weekly comedy podcast where 3 stand-up comedians try to interview somebody they know. Usually it's another stand-up "comedian" but sometimes we get lucky and its somebody with an actual personality. There's an asian woman that sits in silence in the background for the first...
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