30 Podcasts In 30 Days 03: Pudding Masters S1E5: The Pudding Not Taken!

Gerald Blancmange waxes nostalgic about his traipses through the meadows of his childhood and his adventures at local dairy farms discovering double cream, whipping cream, heavy cream, and most importantly-pouring cream. And with apologies to Robert Frost, Gerald expouses The Pudding Not Taken. Then Professor McGuire recaps his first week back to classes where he lead his class in the finer points of chocolate pudding and strawberry blancmange. Then we hear an update about the monumental Euchre challenge recently held at Aunt Clootie's Pudding Place. Needless to say, Gloria Flan called in to gloat. And, ever a glutton for pudding and punishment, Professor McGuire challenges Gloria to an afternoon of Bar Skittles at the aforementioned Pudding Place. Finally, of course, The Pudding Masters venture into The Limerick Corner! Professor McGuire's not-so-Limerick offering: In the refirgerator And all the way in the back Fully chilled And gently stacked Something special Something different Something not the same There was something calling to me by name It was chocolate pudding That I wanted for my snack And Gerald Blancmange's ultra-Limerick offering: Professor McGuire came a-calling A van full of hot pudding he was hauling He said, "Grab a spoon, We must finish ere noon, Or the smell might become most apalling!" All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange. Pudding Masters is brought to you by Uncle Dave's Taint Cream and Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks