#313 - Roller Coasters of Death / Ark Raiders Addicts / El Abogado Goldenstein / 420 Teddy Bears

This podcast episode captures our hilarious descent into full-blown gaming addiction. We start by trashing death-trap theme parks after a vertical roller coaster stuck incident in Texas. Naturally, we plan to get rich by suing them through El Abogado Goldenstein. Then we mock Chef Maurice for his absolute obsession with Ark Raiders. He is out here buying pro controllers and dodging extract-camping rats until 3:00 AM. He claims gathering virtual mushrooms underground builds new brain pathways to fight dementia. We also talk about upgrading to fast monitors, popping cannabis teddy bears, and watching the Rafa Nadal documentary. To wrap it up, we manifest our dream business empire. We want a hybrid bar, restaurant, and podcast studio with a private VIP lounge. It is the perfect place to ignore our wives and responsibilities on a slow Tuesday.