#315 - Ark Raiders Black Market / Wealth Gurus / Picky Eaters / Raw Oysters / Century Egg / Vegemite

We are finally back from the dead. Kiko blew up his computer. Maurice fled to Alabama. We survived. Today we bring absolute fire. Chef Maurice is officially a gaming nerd addicted to Ark Raiders. People are running a black market for fake digital guns. It is totally normal behavior. This obviously led us to roast internet wealth gurus. They definitely just want to share their secret millions with you out of the goodness of their hearts. Right. We also plan our future sketchy dive bar. We try to figure out global weed laws and stoner speeding tickets. Then we tackle a list of the most hated foods. Kiko confesses his terrifying fear of wet food touching on a plate. He is clearly a very mature adult. Grab a drink and tune in for the chaos. The global hate list gets wild really fast. We start out tame with raw oysters and liver. Then we debate the true merits of blue cheese. Things take a dark turn when we discover century eggs. We definitely gag over Australian Vegemite and its survivalist vibes. The ultimate test is the balut duck egg. Neither of us wants to eat a crunchy baby bird. We also draw a hard boundary at Italian maggot cheese. Swedish fermented canned fish is an absolute nightmare. We wrap up by roasting each other over our weird food phobias. Turns out we are both just huge babies when it comes to our plates. Grab your barf bags and enjoy our pain.