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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comColombus, OH: Apr 25Indianapolis, IN: April 26St. Louis, MO: April 27Sacramento, CA: May 2Boise, ID: May 3Tacoma, WA: May 4Birmingham, AL: May 8Huntsville, AL: May 9Nashville, TN: May 10Milwaukee, WI: May 30🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMadison, WI: Apr 25Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26Cincinnati, OH: May 1Toronto, ON: May 8Pittsburgh, PA: May 9Buffalo, NY: May 10San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes8:29 Ad jingles and slogans14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder24:07 Facebook and AIM, 26:33 Katy Perry in outer space46:54 New iPhone, Old phones57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques 1:11:43 Ja Morant1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook upThanks to 1800 Flowers, Turtle Beach, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Shopify1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socksTurtle Beach -  Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code [SOCKS] at https://www.turtlebeach.com/socks #turtlebeachpodBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first monthHello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For LifeShopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks#ad #sponsored