Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: GLD, Shopify, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Quince, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKSShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Golden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Quincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box with code SOCKS50OFF

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksJessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar.Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trialBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSHimshims.com/socksGet a personalized, affordable planCash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksTerry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comDr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification.Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trialLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKSChubbieschubbiesshorts.comGet 20% off with code STIFFBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, ShipStation, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSPrizePicksprizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthShipStationshipstation.comTry free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️Pete Holmes Live: https://peteholmes.comFOLLOW Pete Holmes: Instagram: @peteholmes Twitter/X: @peteholmes YouTube: @PeteHolmesWATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL: Silly Silly Fun Boy – now available on YouTube 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing.Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, Good Chop, Quince, Shopify, and Hims for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get spins (50/day for 10 days) 21+ • Terms applyGood ChopUse code 50socks to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcastQuincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with $1/month trialHimsVisit hims.com/socksto get a personalized plan

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/ stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)9:40 - AD19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”21:18 - AD31:27 – First Chipotle experience34:17 - AD36:20 – Portion vs shake debate45:30 – Quesarito52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking59:36 – OJ chase breakdown01:01:00 - AD01:11:00 - Sock Talk01:15:11 - Secret SockThanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcastLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box (new subscribers)Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financialservices platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea34:00 – Flashbang36:30 – Glory hole39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys50:40 – First documented glory hole01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH01:12:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcastShipStationshipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 50% off with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BetterHelp, PrizePicks, ShipStation, GameTime, and Mint Mobile for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthPrizePicksprizepicks.comUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playShipStationshipstation.comUse promo code SOCKSGameTimeDownload the GameTime appUse code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchaseMint Mobilemintmobile.com/socksGet 50% off unlimited premium wireless Plans start at $15/month

The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BlueChew, Shopify, Cash App, and Ultra for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew BlueChew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS.Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling today with Shopify’s $1/month trial.Cash App Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financialservices platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Ultra TakeUltra.com Get 15% off with code SOCKS.

The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving.GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us.Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS.BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:36 – Plane story officially begins09:44 – Missed flight story begins27:20 – Burnt toast theory29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping46:35 – Winter Olympics48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.57:18 –  Award rabbit holeThanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastAcre Gold – https://www.getacregold.comyou can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter todayGood Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS.Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trialQuince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too 

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videosThanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50offUse code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.Mack Weldon – https://www.mackweldon.comget 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socksStart your business today with Shopify. 

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKSPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup!Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30%1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socksget two dozen roses FREE with the Double Blooms offerBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS 

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret SockThanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless —Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45:30 - Sock Talk58:30 - Secret SockThanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREEAcre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.comBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret SockThanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returnsCash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineupBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you downShopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comNew Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolaneTikTok: @matteolaneX: @matteolaneYouTube: Matteo LaneWebsite / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.comThanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcastHappy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your orderLoad Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocksVisit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping + 365-day returnsSuperpower – superpower.com/giftGive the gift of better health this holidayGo to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membershipThe only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time togetherInclude in podcast, YT, and social media descriptionsGLD – gld.comNew customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.comReview FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready!1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE09:52 - Tour Dates & AD17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks22:19 - AD25:00 - Drake!!!31:28 - AD33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff43:22 - AD50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they?01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES!01:07:57 - AD01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple01:24:00 - BINGO!Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastShopify – shopify.com/socksSign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socksThat’s shopify.com/socksPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineupBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socksThis December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% offLumi Gummies – lumigummies.comuse code SOCKS for 30% offBlueChew – bluechew.comMake life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you.Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comBrandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.follow BrandonInstagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonboredThanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew – bluechew.comGet your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthIndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKSUncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.comGet 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats18:00 - Timothy Chalamet20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny01:00:00 - Learning how to drive01:08: 14 - AD01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks01:13:22 - Sock Talk01:17:41 - Secret SockThanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastUncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socksPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playLucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com  and use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocksGive and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socksQuince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocksBlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKSIndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKSManscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manAcre Gold – getacregold.comBlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThis week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineupBlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiffGet 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiffBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMichael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever21:00 - Have you ever really made love?40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”49:00 - Funny online dating stories51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked01:03:00 - Costume ideas01:11:00 - SOCK TALK01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the PodcastTrue Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS]Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksFollow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda)37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one)01:16:00 - SOCK TALK01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell usThanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now. IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS — BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksComedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble OfferingInstagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News3:00 - Matt on stage5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?28:00 - Farming Comments30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take51:00 - Spicy Margs58:00 - Ontario Improv01:07:00 - SOCK TALK01:12:00 - Anonymous ConfessionThanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize PicksManscaped – manscaped.comGet The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.comCash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 daysTerms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosuresFactor – factormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFOnly valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscriptionLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your orderPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play.#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksZach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @ThezachjusticeTik Tok - @zacjusticeIG - @zacjustice🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLSEPT 240:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college20:25 - Zac doing open mics21:18 - Better Help Ad25:00 - Zac’s old videos28:00 - Online Dating33:12 - Shipstation Ad34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE45:36 - Blue Chew Ad51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM59:35 - AD01:08:03 - SOCK TALK01:13:13 - Secret SockThanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcastQuince – Quince.com/stiffsocksGet free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocksBetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socksFind the one, with BetterHelp.ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS.Must be read verbatim.BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKSDiscover your options at bluechew.comUse code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shippingGive her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLSEPT 240:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies40:00 - Trevor got high44:00 - Michael went to the beach46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCKThanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcastLucy – lucy.co/stiffLevel up your nicotine routine.Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsSign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 ProIncludes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & moreVisit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksBert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.Follow him on social:Instagram: @bertkreischerX: @bertkreischerTikTok: @bertkreischerYouTube: Bert KreischerPodcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLSEPT 240:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?17:00 - Writing Jokes26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break37:00 - Radio is not dead41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes01:16:00 - Sock Talk01:22:00 - Secret SockThanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcastIndaCloud – indacloud.coGet 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.coFactor – factormeals.com/socks50offEat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearUse code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50offPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineupGoogle Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsSign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 ProIncludes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & moreVisit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksNew studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL0:40 - NEW STUDIO!3:00 - New College Football Player Names10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD19:00 - New iPhone!23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD25:00 - The future of cell phones29:00 - Recalls30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens35:11 BLUE CHEW AD36:00 - Bean Bags41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers47:16:03 - AD50:00 - Sleepover Conversations01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socksGoogle Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsStudents get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storageBlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKSDiscover your options at bluechew.comUse code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shippingGive her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksInternet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines.Follow Dax FameTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflameYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlamehttps://www.instagram.com/daxflame/🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/11 - Brea Ca9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLThanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast.Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsStudents get Gemini Pro free for 1 year.Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more.ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS.Must be read verbatim.BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.comGet your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping.HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life.Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off.#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/1 – Ontario, CA9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED!06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:0718:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family timeAD - 30:3634:00 - Going on safaris in AfricaAD - 41:1043:00 - Hot Air Balloons in AfricaAD - 52:3656:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!”AD - 1:12:0901:12:44 - Michael is going to retire01:18:26 - SOCK TALK01:20:32 - SECRET SOCKThanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socksFind the one, with BetterHelp.Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsStudents get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6.Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more.PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play.PrizePicks. It’s good to be right.Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330elDownload Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330elUse referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10.Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners.More info: cash.app/legal/podcast#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksTrevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesunFollow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/1 – Ontario, CA9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLThanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and LucyPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game.Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socksLucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/1 – Ontario, CA9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)1:30 - Small iPhone Problems6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?10:52 - AD14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon25:10 - AD36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)37:49 - AD45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill50:15 - AD51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie01:08:47 - SOCK TALK01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 201:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back01:28:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to Better Help, BlueChew, Shopify and Prize PicksBetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socksBlueChew – BlueChew.comDiscover your options at BlueChew.comShopify – Shopify.com/socksTurn your big business idea into sales. Start your $1/month trial today at Shopify.com/socksPrizePicks – PrizePicks.comDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 lineup at PrizePicks.com#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/1 – Ontario, CA9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.6:30 - CART NARCS8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do20:00 - Having crushes in middle school29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 245:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking01:21:09 - Prince Albert01:31:05 - SOCK TALK01:33:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast.Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50offEat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box.Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocksGet free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocksIndaCloud – IndaCloud.coFloat above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order.Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.coShipStation – ShipStation.comGo to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial#ad #sponsored

‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com‼️Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLTrevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas7:50 Getting head in a library 14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars20:00 Concerts at Sea World25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?35:00 Taking dates to the shows38:00 Dating is hard 45:00 Online dating 59:00 Talking with the Canva King01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA01:10:00 Cheap dates01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 01:24:00 Sock Talk01:24:00 Secret SockThanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelpBlueChew – BlueChew.comDiscover your options at BlueChew.com!Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socksTo find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socksHelloFresh – HelloFresh.com/socks10fmGo to HelloFresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life!BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksOur listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comTarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets)Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets)Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com ‼️New Tour Coming‼️Thanks to Cornbread Hemp for Sponsoring the podcastCornbread Hemp - Save 20% on your first order and free shipping over $75 when you head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/socks and use code SOCKS at checkout

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comCharles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Atlanta, GA: Aug 29 - 31Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comWILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi2:00 Hot wiring Kias6:27 Michael is going to Summer League17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback 25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF39:50 Michaels family is coming to town41:00 Trevors headboard situation50:00 4LOKO & SEX51:00 Madonna Inn01:01:55 Vin Diesel and the Fast Franchise01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret SockThanks to Happy Thursday, Gemini, and Better Help for Sponsoring the podcast: Happy Thursday - go to DrinkHappyThursday.com/SocksGemini - Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS#GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by thecontent creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini.The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and othercost information, see Rates & Fees: gemini.com/legal/cardholder-agreementSome exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. 4% back isavailable on up to $300 in spend per month for a year (then 1% on all other Gas, EV charging, and transitpurchases that month). Spend cycle will refresh on the 1st of each calendar month. See Rewards ProgramTerms for details: gemini.com/legal/credit-card-rewards-agreementChecking if you’re eligible will not impact your credit score. If you’re eligible and choose to proceed, a hardcredit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Eligibility does not guarantee approval.The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending,selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains orlosses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investmentadvice. Past performance is not indicative of future resultBetter Help - Get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/Socks#ad #sponsored

This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club13:30 - REAL BREAD22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake33:00 - Unreleased Reels40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB 1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING1:20:10 - SOCK TALK1:23:32 - SECRET SOCKThanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App BlueChew.comAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks”Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first orderFactor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account

Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comNew York, NY: Jul 24Charles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comSecond leg is being announced soon!0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach 5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods7:36  Stop having menus in other languages14:22 Olympics are coming to LA17:06 Room temperature 27:56 Pilots missing their exit30:00 Post Nut Regret35:53 Michael is throwing ropes40:46 Furbys 48:00 Magicians getting puss53:53 Southwest Airlines  56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding01:04:00 Killing bin Laden01:06:57 Sock Talk01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble01:21:30 Secret SockThanks to: Ship Station,  Blue Chew, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Molson Coors Brewing CompanyShipStation.comUpgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your free trial.BlueChew.comAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.BetterHelp.com/socksAs the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access tomental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash SOCKSHellofresh.com/socks10fmMake your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up for HelloFresh at Hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get TEN FREE MEALS with a FREE ITEM FOR LIFE. That’s HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan.Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS.So if you’re feeling thirsty, Have a Happy Thursday! Weekend vibes all summer long. To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Drink Happy Thursday dot com slash SOCKS. That’s Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS. CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® *NON-CARBONATED NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS. 21+ CONTAINS ALCOHOL. ©2025 MOLSON COORS BEVERAGE CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER

Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comCharles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comSecond leg is being announced soon!0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan7:15 Happy 4th of July13:30 Fishing18:30 Animal Mascots25:17 Back in the studio25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat27:50 Artists with hit songs37:00 Blocking people in real life38:40 Leaving mid-date44:50 Long term relationships48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?56:55 Sock Talk1:00:00 Secret SockThanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread HempGemini Credit CardSign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS#GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini.The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results.Cornbread Hempcornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS, code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor01:02:19 Too old for lingo01:05:11 Sock Talk01:07:32 Secret Sock01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boysThanks to Cash App, Factor, Chubbies and Botanic TonicsCash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App accountFactor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks”Feel Free - Check out feel free dot com. Ordering online Is easy and delivery is free and fast!#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksEd BassmasterEd Bassmaster YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@edbassmasterIG: https://www.instagram.com/edbassmaster/Check out his tour: https://edbassmaster.com/tour🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comCharles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comRichmond, VA: Jun 26Bensalem, PA: Jun 27Washington, DC: Jun 28Thanks to Shopify, BetterHelp, Blue Chew, Happy Thursday and Hello Fresh for sponsoring the podcast.ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trialBetterhelp - Go to https://shipstation.com/socksBlue Chew - Go to Bluechew.com and use code SOCKS for a free months trial. Happy Thursday - Go to Happythursday.com/socksHello Fresh - HELLOFRESH.com/socks10fm

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comCharles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMilwaukee, WI: Jun 12Chicago, IL: Jun 13Richmond, VA: Jun 26Bensalem, PA: Jun 27Washington, DC: Jun 280:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter36:57 Girl singing on a plane 56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpointThanks to Hello Fresh, Lucy, ShipstationHello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For LifeLucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first orderShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comCharles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMilwaukee, WI: Jun 12Chicago, IL: Jun 13Richmond, VA: Jun 26Bensalem, PA: Jun 27Washington, DC: Jun 280:00 Magnums, Ice baths5:37 People with PhDs10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments47:07 Mexican food, English is hard56:56 Food we ate as kids1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online1:13:16 Jams and croissants1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on HingeThanks to BetterHelp, Mack Weldon, Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, BlueChewBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/socksMack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKSHappy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socksFeel Free - Check out https://feelfree.com - ordering online Is easy and delivery is free and fast!BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS -- just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com #ad #sponsored