342: Blowhole Bangers

‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com‼️Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLTrevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas7:50 Getting head in a library 14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars20:00 Concerts at Sea World25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?35:00 Taking dates to the shows38:00 Dating is hard 45:00 Online dating 59:00 Talking with the Canva King01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA01:10:00 Cheap dates01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 01:24:00 Sock Talk01:24:00 Secret SockThanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelpBlueChew – BlueChew.comDiscover your options at BlueChew.com!Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socksTo find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socksHelloFresh – HelloFresh.com/socks10fmGo to HelloFresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life!BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksOur listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks