343: Sheet Pan Pizza Promises (w/ Andy Morton!)

Andy Morton drops by under protest! The Notes: Olive Garden, when you're here, it's omerta! Legal Tips! The Lincoln Lawyer isn't about Abraham Lincoln! Why don't cars talk or shoot missiles!? We're Sorkin-ing, but we're sitting down— same energy though! Will loves Eddie from Stranger Things! Will isn't jumping enough! Nelson's DM advice! Killing Orcs Softly! Andy Morton has been in some bands! Will wants to know why there aren't there more rounds in songs!? Applebee's made us feel dirty about blackmail! Olive Garden vs Red Lobster! Bonefish Grill is Red Lobster for people who fuck! The dark web is the only web Nelson knows! You need some medicine, you need a grenade!? We have tamed fire, our most ancient foe! We take on Big Travel Insurance! Andy usually only guests on the podcast by accident! Will did taekwondo at Red Lobster as a youth! A lobster with a lot of scores to settle! Will has a hard time taking a side in the war between Olive Garden and Red Lobster! Red Lobster vs Chuck E. Cheese! Nelson doesn't know if he likes fudge on his lobster (this isn't a euphemism)! Will purports our mayor puts fudge on her lobster! Sheet pan pizza talk! If you sign up for our patreon because you want to see pictures of Andy Morton eating sheet pan pizza we will make that happen! Will dreams of Nelson playing the keyboards! Red Lobster needs an animatronic band! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!