348: Start Drilling in Your Butt Twin (WE GOT A NEW STUDIO)

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksNew studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL0:40 - NEW STUDIO!3:00 - New College Football Player Names10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD19:00 - New iPhone!23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD25:00 - The future of cell phones29:00 - Recalls30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens35:11 BLUE CHEW AD36:00 - Bean Bags41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers47:16:03 - AD50:00 - Sleepover Conversations01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socksGoogle Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsStudents get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storageBlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKSDiscover your options at bluechew.comUse code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shippingGive her group chat something to talk about