349: Bert Kreischer's Biggest Secret

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksBert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.Follow him on social:Instagram: @bertkreischerX: @bertkreischerTikTok: @bertkreischerYouTube: Bert KreischerPodcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLSEPT 240:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?17:00 - Writing Jokes26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break37:00 - Radio is not dead41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes01:16:00 - Sock Talk01:22:00 - Secret SockThanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcastIndaCloud – indacloud.coGet 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.coFactor – factormeals.com/socks50offEat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearUse code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50offPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineupGoogle Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsSign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 ProIncludes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & moreVisit gemini.google/students — terms apply