363: Metaphorical Beard

Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We're like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become Oprah nightmares! Will is briefly profound! Ollie is going to be a murder clown named Hugz for Halloween! The only thing scarier than murder is physical intimacy! Will has never found ET! Nelson's potentially flawed remembering of the plot of ET has tragic implications! Before ET flew just the right distance from the moon, he flew too close to the sun! Science Corner: How do you get to the moon? Going to space, first go up, then go out! Will has a common misconception about Australia! Will vamps while Nelson catches up on notes! A wine company copywriter has drawn our ire! Sports Corner! KC Current headed to the NWSL Championship game vs Portland, hell yeah! Top 5 Things Will and His Niece Do to Have Fun! Will is an idea man! Once again, Will is forcing women to perform his emotional labor! Metaphorical Beards! Nelson wonders how the other half lives! The sad little Jedi who wasn't allowed to play baseball! No Jedis in baseball: it's in the rules! Learning the lessons of Air Bud! Air Bud sent a shockwave through the world of sports! Ante Aer Bud (Before Air Bud) vs Anno Aer Bud (The year of our Air Bud, or After Air Bud)! Editor's Note: As Air Bud was released in 1997 CE, or 0 AAB, this podcast was recorded and released on October 23rd, 25 AAB. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!