367: How Many Little Italian Chefs

Still zooming cause football and other minor tragedies, and so this is the saddest episode ever! The Notes: We're the guests, but we're also the hosts! We find ourselves back at Timecop! What's your favorite time travel story!? This American Doc Hollywood! Are these lizard people or are they Texans!? If Will lived in the Ikea! Ethiopian food was the right choice! Will almost doesn't get to tell a story about Ollie (but don't worry, he does)! How many refrigerator doors was it!? Will's Ikea is an absurdist nightmare! Nelson's already done his Ikea bit! The coins keep rolling in at Big Johnny's Religion House! The Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti System of Rating Sadness! The saddest spaghetti! What do you see when you picture a little Italian chef? We're talking about some Chef Boyardee-lookin' motherfuckers! As usual, telemarketing is the saddest of all! Will remembers the plot of Newsies, and it was apparently not prolabor! Is Newsies a little bit like Philip Roth's debut book Goodbye, Columbus!? Goodbye, Columbus derails us just like it's derailed so many before! Let us know how your movies and personal experiences rate on the Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti Scale of Sadness! The saddest Double Deuce ending of all time, but still only 3 Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti sad (could be better, could be worse)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!