#37 - It's The At

I think it's time for a power move where start replacing the same old overused words with something new and more hip. Because we all know (since we're 21 and older) that if you don't constantly keep changing things up, you may find yourself stuck with the same vernacular your parents used and that is just not an option. So, evolving the revolving door of trends is vital to leaving an imprint on history with our own language version that's representative of our generation. And that means being goddamn innovative. It's decided. I've begun a new "thing" and the word "shit" has now been replaced with the word "at". Because the word shit is so 2019. And 2019 is so 2010 that it's embarrassing to even acknowledge the fact that we were ever a part of it. Thank god I'm doing this. You're welcome. There used to be a band from Australia called The The. Fucking pioneers. Words are just noises, so who cares how they come out so long as the point gets across? We may as well have some fun with it. Because from birth, we are instructed in how to manipulate these noises to be deciphered and understood so one can then formulate a meaning that is generally recognized. Communication is the key. Birds and cats have their own language. Have you ever meowed to a cat and seen it respond? Your cattitude is waiting to be awakened. The point is that cavemen (and women) were able communicate through grunts and sighs. And we've just developed a more sophisticated adaptation of that which has been manipulated over time to formulate an expression that suits contemporary needs. And it's time to break the mold and start over. No more telling people that your weed is the shit. Now your weed is the at. Meow.