386: Threat Level: Awesome!

Zooming it in our post-basketball stupor. The Notes: In spite of the warnings of your mothers! Moms are champions of personal space! The threat level today is pretty right on, good vibes! It's the perfect time to join our patreon, 1 year in! Clap, or this fairy will die! Will promises 2 Will Sings this month, for the new subscribers and the old! Will's like AT&T! Civil War officer facial hair! Will's D&D Movie Review! It's fun, he likes it! Will's finally watching Yellowjackets! I don't know, maybe he's weeping over his lost innocence, you ever think about that!? Will's Single Parenting Corner! #KeepMyBoatAfloat! Advertise with us! Make us into Madmen! An example ad for Zen Zero, where they put the noodles IN your MOUTH! Isolated copy of this impromptu ad is available to anybody on our patreon, if you want it for proof of just how fast we can have quality ideas and execute them! Hire us and buy us suits, please! We're gonna need 5 suits each if you don't want to be embarrassed! Will always pisses himself in a JC Penny's! Will has PTSD because of dress pants! Manifest harder, bitch! Nelson finally watched Narcos! The Narcos did what Nelson asked for! Something to remember us by! Will isn't afraid to piss himself in this JC Penny's if our demands aren't met! There's better ways to go than pissing yourself to death in a JC Penny's! [Editor's Note: Will had the sniffles, he wasn't doing cocaine. This time. Hire us!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!