#4 - Butter in My Monster Energy

Our studio's AC fell out the window. We're calling it a pivot. This week: the science of putting Kerrygold butter in Monster Energy ("lipid-loading"), suburban dad garage paranoia that mirrors literal Luftwaffe tactics, and why Joe Rogan thinks your toddler needs plyometrics. We're pulling from Kill Tony, Are You Garbage, JRE, Threedom, and more to ask the hard questions—like whether Beethoven sold out and what an alien actually looks like. From shell corporations disguised as hobby collections to the metric system wishes we all share, it's delusions of grandeur all the way down.