4 Fingers in a Wetherspoons with a Tiny Spoon.

This week: FOOD CRIMES!Ditch that necrophilia podcast and join us for chaos. We debate spaghetti bolognese etiquette (fine at home, criminal in restaurants—unless it's Wetherspoons where we might eat with a fork between our toes). Ketchup on roasts? Acceptable WITH gravy. Lady M's husband lives in a basement AND she eats cereal with WATER. Who hurt you, Lady M? Chloe can't afford a 4-finger KitKat (it's going on her birthday list). We discuss KitKat eating methods, crisps in sandwiches (acceptable), well-done steak (DO NOT CREMATE YOUR STEAK—we've added this to our new health app), that monster who microwaves fish at work and cold toast that destroys butter dreams. We finish with deadly farts vs cocking your leg, and Lady M's quite likely potential to shit herself over the weekend.Warning: Contains questionable opinions, basement revelations, and flatulence philosophy.