PODCAST · comedy
Our Sh*t Podcast.
by Chloe;LadyM
Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.
Episodes
-
Is Mrs Dell a Lizard Person?
Bulletin… incoming. 📢 This week we bring you the latest news from around the world that we have absolutely no clue about. We speculate, we accumulate, and we state with total confidence exactly what we think. And if you don’t like it… well, you know the line. On the agenda: the Russian virus…
more -
Puma Pants - Timing Is Everything.
There's never a good time to shit yourself… or is there? This week Chloe and Lady M dive bum-first into the great debate: the best, the worst, and the frankly unforgivable moments to lose control of your bowels. From first dates to job interviews, sky-driving to that one wedding, no scenario is...
-
Gal Gadot, we have a script for you!
What would you actually do if catastrophe struck right now? Chloe and Lady M find themselves trapped in a burning office block at the Shard, thanks to a helicopter crash, the flooded city below crawling with man-eating sharks, and a crazy mob outside plus we have to deal with Jill, who let's be...
-
Does Sneezing Offend Jesus?
This week we're unpacking the stuff that's totally fine... until you actually think about it. Who should really be in charge of the big red button (spoiler: it's us). What it would look like if we got fat, put on a suit, and rode a motorcycle shaking our tits down the high street. How big we'd be...
-
Mr Yakusami & the Fifth Dimension
It was Lady M's birthday last week, which means it's time to get morbid this week. To celebrate another trip round the sun, we crack open IMDb's death list and turns out we're both spectacularly bad at knowing who's famous. Then there's the shocking case of Dolly (spoiler: Jolene did it, we're...
-
Wet, Warm and Naked: A Questions Episode
This week we're turning the mics on each other with a round of random questions and things get messy fast. Before the questions even begin, we somehow cover the great emergency alarm incident, why Count Binface is quietly the best politician in Britain and why Chloe looks like Bugs Bunny today....
-
That Dyke Can Play.
This week Chloe and Lady M tackle the biggest debate of our generation: what deserves to be cancelled, and what deserves a triumphant comeback tour. Spoiler alert - plastic straws are getting fully reinstated, no notes, no apologies. Meanwhile shrinkflation ruining vintage chocolate bars is…
more -
Cowboys, Bad Accents & A Slapped Arse.
This week: a full rant about the struggles of human interaction - including our own. Gym slap-arses with no concept of personal space, a little picker segment that got away from us, cowboy hats (yes, that's us), a run of shocking accents (also us), and a three-legged pigeon who's somehow is...
-
Officer, I Can Explain The Avatar Cosplay.
Britain After Dark: the weird, the overlooked, and the frankly cursed corners of UK life. Two millennials shine a torch into the bits of British life that don't make the tourism adverts. This week: petty thefts and the noble tradition of impersonating a police officer, before we pull into a dimly...
-
Even Claude Thinks We're in the Matrix.
Reality is fake, your daily life is proof, and the devs stopped patching this thing years ago. This week we're breaking out of the Matrix or at least trying to, before one of us spirals about a vanishing sock and the other has to talk them down. We even asked Claude and it agreed we're in the...
-
Bush Bouncing & Bareback Giraffes
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the totally hypothetical scenario of waking up completely naked in public. What would we do? How would we handle it? Turns out, we have wildly confident and absolutely chaotic answers. We discuss our approaches with zero self-awareness, including…
more -
Two Hands Is Gay, One Hand Is OK, USA!!
Forget rationing water and building shelter, this week we're stranding ourselves on a desert island with the worst possible survival kit. From smuggling in a hospitalised F1 driver to a baby nobody remembers boarding with (questionable parenting, excellent content), we rank the items we'd drag…
more -
Going Professional as a Breakdancing Bulldog.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling a universal millennial problem: seeing someone do a job on TV and thinking "yeah, I could absolutely do that." We dive deep into the jobs we think we'd be genuinely good at, completely ignoring the small detail that we have zero training, zero...
-
Wazzzzzuppppp... Got any Cheesecake?
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim? Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are...
-
Sweaty Bollocks and Moist Tits – The Heatwave Episode.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave. First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and...
-
The Idiot Test & Other Ways We'd Ruin Everything.
Episode Description: This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not. We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's…
more -
The Reality of Office Life and the Recurring Turdosaurus.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything. Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our...
-
If I Die, Contact Me on Blackberry Message.
WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 3! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the doom and gloom of the world but trying to cheer everyone up with our peak millennial energy. Spoiler alert: it's not working, but we're trying. We kicked off with quick-fire rounds including "what was your first ringtone?"...
-
AliExpress Machine Gun Kelly.
SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating. To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names…
more -
Will My Sleep Paralysis Demon Stick a Christmas Tree Up My Anus?
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying. We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady...
-
More bangs, no buck.
Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as...
-
Crop Dusting and Other Embarrassing Taboos
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into all the embarrassing things people don't want to admit but we're sharing anyway because we have no shame left. We start with the classics: talking to pets like they're actual people (guilty), Donald Trump somehow having a pet capybara (we need...
-
David Bowie and the Barbed Wire Dyke.
This week we're getting into our icks and there are lots of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions). But then we turn the...
-
How to disappoint a Genie: The Costco Edition.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes. We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with...
-
The Tale of the Shitty Premier Inn Kettle.
This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of...
-
The Chocolate Brioche Croissant Games
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching…
more -
Questions We should've Googled.
This week, we're diving deep into the questions that keep us up at night from legitimate conspiracy theories to the completely unhinged. We're tackling the big ones like who really did 9/11 and the unsolved JonBenét Ramsey case, before careening into whether crabs think fish can fly and the...
-
Going Viral Without a Reflection
This week we're asking the REAL questions: would you be a hot vampire or would you somehow fuck it up? Spoiler alert....Chloe would absolutely fuck it up. We give her 24 hypothetical hours with fangs and she spends them complaining about her teeth alignment and booking an orthodontist appointment...
-
Death, Taxes and Takeaway Curry.
We asked ourselves the big question this week: If you had one day left on earth, how would you spend it? Deep meditation? Heartfelt goodbyes? Nope. Turns out we'd mostly just faff about, max out every credit card we can get our hands on, and buy some absolutely rad motorcycles and cars we'll…
more -
Truffle Butter.
Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast, where millennial nostalgia meets absolute chaos! This week, we're exploring the phrases that defined a generation – and somehow still live rent-free in our heads. We're kicking things off with a deep dive into Urban Dictionary's hall of fame (or hall of shame?)...
-
Rogered Beyond Salvation
This week on the podcast, we're shooting our shot with the big guy upstairs—except we've already accepted we're not getting through those pearly gates. Armed with our most unhinged questions for God, we somehow spiral from existential curiosities into... yeah, we spent way too long talking about...
-
Celebrating a Millennial Christmas with a Double Chin.
This week we're unwrapping the gifts millennials actually want (money until we're dead, fake Crocs, Netflix lifetime subscriptions and noise-cancelling headphones to avoid human interaction) versus the ones we don't (robotic cat teddy bears that gave Lady M PTSD, and "Live Laugh Love" signs that...
-
Coffee Grande.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the important questions: which celebrities are secretly robots? Our investigation includes Danny DeVito, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, Stephen Hawking, Pedro Pascal, Bonnie Blue, and Steve Buscemi (we still can't pronounce it). We also dive into Epstein's...
-
Cart Rage and Corporate Lies: Unpopular Opinions (Part 2)
Welcome back to the chaos. This week: why isn't sauce a drink? Spicy mayo smoothie, anyone? Camping is just for attention-seekers—stay home, and if someone suggests it for a second date, RUN. Your trauma doesn't excuse being a twat but we DO use ours for content. Somehow this led to loving Phil...
-
Bring Back Pirate Bay
This week on our shit podcast, we tackled unpopular opinions that might get us cancelled. Chloe is disgusted by cold leftovers (apparently they taste better cold? Yuck). Lady M went on a rant about those disappointing sugar waffles—utterly disgusted doesn't even cover it. Then we got into the…
more -
4 Fingers in a Wetherspoons with a Tiny Spoon.
This week: FOOD CRIMES! Ditch that necrophilia podcast and join us for chaos. We debate spaghetti bolognese etiquette (fine at home, criminal in restaurants—unless it's Wetherspoons where we might eat with a fork between our toes). Ketchup on roasts? Acceptable WITH gravy. Lady M's husband lives…
more -
Shitty Questions, Get Shitty Answers.
In this gloriously unhinged episode, this week we're answering agony aunt questions - starting with the burning question on everyone's lips: who IS Lady M? After solving that mystery, we answer our listeners' most deranged questions. We discuss the moral implications of stealing cats, the…
more -
We Solved Nothing: A Halloween Mystery Spectacular.
Welcome back, mystery lovers! After a three-week hiatus, we're diving headfirst into our Halloween special: Unsolved Mysteries Edition. We kick things off with a cruise ship disappearance that we've confidently solved as sex trafficking. Chloe bravely volunteers herself as tribute (but only in...
-
The Mosquito's Happy Hour.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into funny facts that are supposedly true (emphasis on supposedly). Spoiler alert: our fact-checking is questionable at best. We kick off with some delightful diarrhea truths that naturally spiral into conversations about shitting yourself and enemas....
-
Glitter, Hoarders & Rapture Pet Sitters: A Masterclass in Bad Ideas.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're unleashing our inner entrepreneurs with business ideas so brilliant, we're surprised we're not millionaires yet. There's a reason we're not. We kick off with our genius plan for a pet-sitting service specifically for the rapture - because someone needs to look...
-
Mr Moshi Yakusami & The Fire Door of Doom.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into horror films and quickly discover that Chloe knows absolutely nothing about them while Lady M has apparently seen every scary movie ever made. It's like pairing a horror encyclopedia with someone who thinks Casper is terrifying. We tackle the big...
-
Moistly Traumatised
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the classic lies our parents told us as kids - you know, all those ridiculous myths that somehow convinced an entire generation of children. We start with the greatest hits: sitting too close to the TV will make your eyes go crossed (spoiler: total...
-
Can I Double Dip, or Should We Swap Saliva First?
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the unwritten rules of society - you know, all those things that somehow everyone's supposed to know but nobody actually taught us. We dive into the complex etiquette of petting other people's dogs and the awkward small talk that follows with random…
more -
Getting Probed is just a free Colonoscopy, right?
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're going full tinfoil hat (Lady M special) as we dive deep into alien conspiracy theories and extraterrestrial encounters. We start by discussing how aliens are definitely real and already living among us, disguised as humans (we're looking at you, suspicious...
-
Would You Rather? Rather Not Know Our Answers.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're playing "Would You Rather?" with the most ridiculous scenarios imaginable. We start with the classics: permanently wet socks or constantly feeling like you have popcorn stuck in your teeth? Welcome to sensory hell. Then comes sweating maple syrup versus…
more -
Cannibalism, Spice Girls & Punching Mammals: A Moral Dilemma.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're putting ourselves through the moral and philosophical wringer with some absolutely unhinged hypothetical scenarios. Buckle up, it gets dark! We dive straight into the deep end with five questions that nobody asked for but we're answering anyway. First up…
more -
Red Flag Week: From Reddit to Red Onions.
Welcome to Red Flag Week on Our Shit Podcast, where we're waving more flags than a communist parade! This week we dive into the big icks and red flags that make us want to swipe left on humanity. Starting with guys who think we care about their fantasy football obsession - lads, your made-up…
more -
Ain't No Party Like a Bukake Party.
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're talking about things we don't discuss enough and why we actually did them. Welcome to our shame spiral! We start with the classics: hoarding receipts for expired frozen lasagnes, mourning cargo trousers with multiple pockets despite having nothing to put in...
-
With a Massive Schlong, What Could Go Wrong in a Zombie Apocalypse?
This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse because apparently we think we'd survive longer than five minutes. We dove deep into survival strategies, discussed plans for the first 72 hours, debated the different types of zombies (fast vs slow, smart vs...
-
Cheese Wheels, Moats, and Methtaurant: A Guide to Terrible Financial Decisions.
On this week's episode, we dive deep into the stupidest possible ways to blow a fortune, and honestly, we're kind of impressed with ourselves. (Lady M even made notes) Join us as we plan our financial suicide with a cheese wheel the size of a car, a house surrounded by a legitimate moat/lazy…
more
We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.
No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.
No topics indexed yet for this podcast.
Loading reviews...
ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.
HOSTED BY
Chloe;LadyM
CATEGORIES
Loading similar podcasts...
Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does Our Sh*t Podcast. have?
Our Sh*t Podcast. currently has 58 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Our Sh*t Podcast. about?
Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us...
How often does Our Sh*t Podcast. release new episodes?
Our Sh*t Podcast. has 58 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
Where can I listen to Our Sh*t Podcast.?
You can listen to Our Sh*t Podcast. on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.
Who hosts Our Sh*t Podcast.?
Our Sh*t Podcast. is created and hosted by Chloe;LadyM.
URL copied to clipboard!