#4: Giant Rich Babies

Our celebration of Canada’s Hockey supremacy is cut dreadfully short by a whirlwind of anti-Canadian conspiracy and lies reaching the highest levels of the HockeySport world. Uncovering truth behind the rapid desertification of the league, the near-inevitable relocation of Canada’s political system to Houston and how systematic extortion and blackmail have ensured that “the house always wins” in Vegas. And stay tuned as we announce the first ever NHL All-Name Team, unveil our “Be-Your-Own-Beer” sponsorship package and introduce you to the giant rich babies coming to your team next year. With Special Guest: Blue Jackets center and NHL All-Name Team captain Boone Jenner