Episodes
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Emergency Pod: Previewing / PVRing the Gold Medal Game
For the first time ever, you can hear our words on the same day we spoke them. It’s a HockeySport Emergency Pod! Canada vs. USA. The battle of the century. PVR’ed and enjoyed when we’re ready for it. Please no spoilers. Dan and Steve are live from the Colosseum in Rome for as-it-happens, breaking...
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Our Hunger Strike is Over!
The Hockey Sport Podcast is back and slimmer than ever after our multi-year-long Hunger Strike to protest the Canucks' win-now mentality. The rebuild is on, you're welcome. Get ready for a real walk-on-jump-off episode that is guaranteed to be both Prophetic and Pathetic. We're covering all of…
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Quebec City's Saltiest Lake
Welcome to The HockeySport Podcast first and hopefully last playoff predictions episode! Win your hockey pool, impress your friends and re-mortgage your condo (I did!) on these can't miss prognostications. We go through ever team in the NHL's 242nd annual "Tournament for that Sweet Bowl®". We've...
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Kessel Watch: Live from the Abbotsford International Airport
The HockeySport Podcast is broadcasting LIVE from YXX, gate 23a. Be there with us at the exact moment that Phil Kessel touches down into Canuck land and hear what hockey's greatest Phil-ride thinks of about the jewel of the Fraser Valley! We've got wall-to-wall coverage of everything PHIL! Plus,...
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If you're hearing this, the Oilers suck again
Welcome to the HockeySport Podcast All-star weekend extravaganza! We're are the only podcast that isn't broadcasting from Toronto, because we made a promise to our listens and we keep our word. This episode, we unpack the most important stories in hockey, nay, the world! So join us as we discuss...
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Celebrating Hockey Gives Cancer Night
Brought to you in league-mandated adherence to board of governors’ adopted corporate values, it's the HockeySport Podcast! In this heavily redacted episode, your loyal hosts will be covering all the biggest stories of the 2023-24 NHL regular season. And for the first time ever, this episode is…
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The ”Welcome New Fans” Symposium 2023
Thank you for attending our First Annual "Welcome New Fans Symposium". It's so great to see new fans from Las Vegas, Raleigh, Dallas, and Sunrise who have made the trip. The NHL is so so so very happy you're here and ready to become Hockey's newest super fans! Don't forget to wear your I.D.…
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[email protected]
This is your chance to join the HockeySport Podcast's various letter writing campaigns to fix the NHL one tea stained parchment at a time. In this, our 39th episode spectacular, we'll be sending handwritten, tear stained notes to all your favourite stars, including: Gary Bettman (and anyone with...
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I’ve said Jimothy Timothy Miller so many times the words have lost all meaning
The HockeySport Podcast is proud to present the world's first hockey podcast written entirely by Chat_DMT. This episode we tackle all the latest issues in the hockey world and all of the hockey world that we're late to tackle. Including: "The Rise and Fall of the Third Atlanta Franchise" "The...
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Boiled Hotdogs, Milk in Bags, and T3 Lines
What's the secret to eternal life? Boiled Hotdogs, Milk in Bags, and T3 lines. At least that's according to the fittest and most everlasting NHL players. Join us for our senior citizen special, dedicated to the immortal and still kicking-ass Steve Wochy, who's 99 years young! On this episode of…
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Faking Your Death to Play in the Olympics: A Players Guide
Are you an NHL player bummed to be missing your chance at Olympic glory? Follow our easy step-by-step guide to joining your brethren on Team Canada and bringing home the Gold. And all you have to do is be dead for a little while! Plus 6 other brilliant options for deceiving the NHL that will…
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Emergency Pod: Jim Benning Wasn‘t Really Fired
When there's shocking breaking news in the world of the Canucks, we're there to bring you all the details. When that shocking breaking news turn out to be a load of progandic bollocks, you better believe we'll be the only one's bringing you the truth. Don't believe your eyes or your ears, Jim...
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Canucks will Five-peat
Join us for our least stressful episode yet! How could you possibly be stressed about the 2021-22 NHL season when you have our assurances that the Canucks will and in some sense already have brought home the Stanley cup. So Relax. Don't stress. Close your eyes. Breath in, buy out. Breath in, buy...
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*Sorry, for real this time* Fantasy Playoff Preview - we promise
You ask, we deliver - it’s our Fantasy Playoff Preview! The number one question we get, (besides where can I buy what you two are smoking?) is “what are your fantasy hockey predictions?? Well hold onto you beards, it’s finally happening. Everything you need to know about the world of Fantasy...
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Full NHL Playoff Preview All Series
With the playoffs right around the corner, we've got the full rundown of everything you need to know about all the playoff teams. You heard right, we're not going to talk about the Canucks. No sir. We've really branched out. Full coverage! We promise. Okay, maybe a little about the Canucks. But...
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Post Trade Deadline Belated Birthday Bash
Breaking down all your favourite traitors, it's our trade deadline, totally-not-belated special. And we can guarantee this year's tradepocalypse deadline special has %50 less trades and %50 more %50 retained salaries! Join us as we finally determine which team found that crucial missing piece on...
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Shut it Down!
For the first time ever, we are broadcasting live during both the Canucks’ offseason and the trade deadline. Every Canucks fans’ two favourite times of year happening at once! And just because it’s been a busy deadline with rumours flying everywhere doesn’t mean we’re not going shut everything…
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Jake's ALWAYS been here
With rampant crime at an all-time high in the NHL, the HockeySport Podcast is the long hard slew-foot of the law this league desperately needs. Join us as we bring the biggest criminals in the NHL to justice, busting wide open huge cases including: The Binnington Attempted Murders The Sutter Gene...
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Messier for GM
Wait! Wait! Don’t unsubscribe! Hear us out. We may just be the Canucks last hope. Join us in the latest episode of the HockeySport Podcast as we go full villain in a last ditch effort to restore balance in the HockeySport universe. Heroically broadcasting amidst devastating Canuck disappointment...
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The Dupont Chemicals™ HockeySport Podcast
Welcome to the new and improved Dupont Chemicals™ HockeySport Podcast, presented by our benevolent sponsor Dupont Chemicals™. All the insightful and groundbreaking hockey coverage, now pest and weed resistant! Broadcasting from a remote undisclosed location in the New Scotia North™ Division, the...
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“Travellin Around Spreadin It”: The HockeySport 2021 Season Teaser
The HockeySport Podcast is back. We took a hiatus for much of 2020, which we spent, you guessed it, travelling the world spreading the love of hockey! But now we're back by popular demand (of the ministry of health of Bolivia) and ready hit the 2021 NHL season like a 104° fever. In this exclusive...
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Quinn Hughes in Headgear and a Sleep Apnea mask
Are we dead? Is this heaven? Well it can’t be heaven because the Bruins are here, but we’ll take it. It’s time for the first ever Summer-Playoff-Pandemic-Bubble HockeySport Podcast. Who else is down to do this every year? Join the HockeySport Hosts on a Wild journey through the Playoffifying...
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Tyler, Taylor, Tanner, Brendan, Broden, and Various Train Related Sayings
It’s day 700 in our hermetically sealed underground virus bunker and if anyone have survived out there, spirits are high! We’re getting very close to a cure, or at least time travel, to bring Hockeysport back to you all, and we’re certainly not losing our minds or, you know, flying off the Handle...
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Emergency Broadcast from the HockeySport Virus Bunker
Sound the alarms. Seal air locks. Grab every piece of hockey memorabilia you can carry and get in your Repurposed Lockout Bombshelter. The NHL is cancelled. The Playoffs are cancelled. Any reason to live is cancelled. But the show must go on, COVID or NO-VID. Join your hosts in the HockeySport...
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Salvia Flashbacks with Eichel, Torts and Gritty
You asked for it and we deliver. This is our Annual Columbus Blues Jackets Special! Broadcasting live from the great tumbleweed marshes of Ohio, where the summer's are long and full of freedom. Dan and Steve, and our guest host Nick Cannon, will dive deep into the history, lore and legends of the...
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Kes and OJ vs. Cup-of-noodles and No Dog
We are at WAR! There’s no exaggeration, just brutal armed conflict that threatens to tear up the world’s geo-political order with HockeySport solely to blame. We go across the globe this episode, starting with the World Junior Championship’s role in the Iran-U.S. conflict, jetting to Quebec to...
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Codeword: Pittsburgh Pingu
In the 20th episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we’re setting an example for the HockeySport world and going coachless. No Coach, no rules, no racism. That’s our promise for this episode. Buckle up for a 12 hour bad-mood hate-fest in our Coachless Corner, sponsored by Cherry-Grape Energy Drank....
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A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello
Tonight we serve up the perfect pairing to wet your appetite for a new season of HockeySport. With the threat of a Lockpocalypse set aside and our Lock-out bomb shelters emptied, it’s time to treat yourself to a sampling of the finer things from the bounty that is the NHL regular season. On…
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Bradley Susan Marchand, Go To Your Room!
Refreshed and rested after their annual summer hibernation, The HockeySport Team is ready to bring you up to date after an off-season full of selfies in Fiji with Zemgus Girgenson, Brad Marchand in a basket rolling down an Egyptian river, and highlight reel saves by the NHL’s newest star...
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Two Thousand Pages of Erotic NHL FanFic
It’s the long awaited Series Finale of the NHL, and after a season that makes you wonder “Can’t we just have another lockout already”, we’re excited to see how they tie up all those loose ends. After 102 seasons of cliff hangers and wild fan theories, tonight we at last find out whether anyone…
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#16: Spoiler Alert: Binnington is a Diagnosed Psychopath
In an episode that will have you asking yourself: “Should I be mad”, The HockeySport Podcast finally puts the 28 vanquished NHL teams six feet under ground where they belong. A lot has happened in the HockeySport world and I’m sure you’ll agree when we say, “It got weird”. So listen in and we’ll...
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#15: Hertls All the Way Down
The HockeySport hosts are going through rigorous psychoanalysis after witnessing a spree of fatal chokings around the NHL. Join us for heartfelt eulogies for all the fallen teams, mass-grave-style! Plus, dive into our subconscious in this playoff special, complete with enough shocking revelations...
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#14: Here In The Kaapo Kakkocabana
Prepare yourself for the first episode of the HockeySport Podcast presented in glorious 2D. That‘s twice the dimensions for the price of none! Join the team on this visual spectacular and help us dig through the twisted carnage of this NHL HockeySport Postseason. The season has is first set of...
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#13: Fallout from the Tradepocalypse
Despite their best efforts, the HSP hosts avoided being dealt at the trade deadline and are back in an episode that critics have called “formless”, “Inaccurate” and “a textbook example of the failings of the Canadian public school system”. So buckle up and waive your no-trade clause as we hit the...
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#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders
#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders Broadcasting live from Ulrich’s Tavern in beautiful lakeside Buffalo, New York, The HockeySport Podcast present our sexiest, nerdiest, Buffaloest episode ever. Proving once and for all that we are not, and have never been, fully-toothed bandwagon riders, this...
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#11: The KHL Nordiques
With the legacy of the NHL in ever-growing turmoil and the future uncertain, hosts Dan and Steve lay out their succession plans for the future heirs to the HockeySport Podcast and set out a surefire plan for Canada’s Manifest Hockey Destiny, starting with a KHL team in Quebec City and a Canadian...
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#10: You can’t spell hockey without Anunnaki Lizard Players
Recently hailed as the Nostradam-ICE of the HockeySport world, our hosts Daniel Doheny and Stephen Morgan will take you through all the stories that the league’s vast state-media apparatus doesn’t want you to know. Including: the Leafs’ quest for their first cup in franchise history, how to call...
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#9: Ice Jam: The Phantom Men-Ice
Season 2 Exclusive: The World Premier of ‘Ice Jam’ and the launch of HockeySports’ five film Ice Jam Cinematic Universe: The CineJam. Coming soon to theaters, Jumbotrons and bittorrent sites near you. Follow all the action as we kick off Season 2 of the HockeySport Podcast with hard hitting...
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#8: Protect The Shutout!
The only doctor recommended remedy to sooth the unrelenting swells of existential self-doubt that is the NHL off-season. This episode, we answer the age old question: what happens to a Podcast without facts during of time without news? Join us as we decide which Karlsson can stay and which…
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#7: More Not Wrong Than Ever
It’s our Year-End Spectacular, breaking down the Washington Capitals reality-fissuring victory over a hockeysport world that seemed beyond hope. Has this grim timeline finally been course-corrected or could the league simply be more rigged than ever?! And don’t touch that dial, because in our…
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#6: Hot Black Ice: The Violent Legacy of HockeySport Podcast
After an extended hiatus in the witness protection program, the HockeySport team has been drawn out of hiding by the allure of Stanley's great silver Bowl. Seeing all that's gone wrong in the HockeySport world, the hosts wouldn't take "your former legal identities no longer exist" for an answer....
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#5: Non-Homogenated I Can’t Believe It’s Not Russia
In this episode, we tackle the biggest unanswered questions in HockeySport history, including: Are all Swedish people secretly twins? Is Jaromir Jagr truly dead? Should the HockeySport Podcast have Moore jokes or less jokes? Why should we care about HockeySport when the sun will eventually…
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#4: Giant Rich Babies
Our celebration of Canada’s Hockey supremacy is cut dreadfully short by a whirlwind of anti-Canadian conspiracy and lies reaching the highest levels of the HockeySport world. Uncovering truth behind the rapid desertification of the league, the near-inevitable relocation of Canada’s political…
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#3: Not Talking About the Stories That Everyone Should Be Talking About
We find ourselves in a dark unlikely reality where Vegas is a conference leader, Marchand is a cup champion, Messier is a trophy and the HockeyHosts are forbidden from talking about the Canucks. We also check in on yet another cursed Winter Classic, catch up with some of our favourite NHL Alumni…
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#2: Bettman vs. Superman: Just Ice League
The League is in turmoil this week as players, owners, commissioners square off after heated controversies have unfolded. In a week full of shocking revelations, including hot mic audio of salary collusion, krytonian performance de-hancing drugs, and devastating 100 foot goals, it seems all but...
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#1: Expansion Cousins of the Las Vegas Onion Knights
Episode #1: Expansion Cousins of the Las Vegas Onion Knights Our world debut podcast covers literally everything in the world of HockeySport: including the Edmonton Oilers' Faustian Bargain, how to improve 3on3 with only minimal gunshot wounds, what Ryan Kesler should apologize and resign for…
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