#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL

How’s Our Driving?Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no one wants to answer: Would you rather f* a goat and no one knows, or NOT f*** a goat, but everyone thinks you did?** Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.Things don’t slow down from there:🔄 If you had to swap lives with a fictional character, but it was their WORST day ever, who would it be? 🕰️ The theory that the Trump family are time travelers. Yeah, we went full conspiracy theory mode. 🎤 Back by popular demand – Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes, because why not?And because we’re all about nostalgia:🛑 Old people do and say the dumbest things. 📼 Blind ranking nostalgic things—will we get it right or totally screw it up? 🔙 Taking a trip down Nostalgia Lane (cue the Nickelback flashbacks).Somehow, we also squeezed in: 💰 What’s the most illegal thing you can do with a single dollar? 🔫 Why one of us HAD to join the NRA. 🦗 Do bugs sneeze? Do animals have inner monologues? (Serious science happening here.)And of course, we round it all out with this week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with goat debates and time-travel conspiracies than a questionable beer selection.Buckle up, grab a drink, and get ready for the most unhinged episode yet. 🍻Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO1:33 – WHAT DO NAUGHTY KIDS GET FOR CHRISTMAS IF THEY ASK FOR COAL?4:05 – SWAPPING LIVES WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS6:25 – GOATS… JUST GOATS8:25 – GROWTH SPURT11:16 – GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE19:50 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO24:10 – THE TRUMP’S ARE TIME TRAVELERS30:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAL!33:00 – HIGH CHOLESTEROL38:13 – BREAST CANCER AWARENESS40:09 – JOINING THE NRA42:25 – WHAT GIVES YOU NOSTALGIA?48:06 – BLIND RANKING NOSTALGIC THINGS50:24 – TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE54:57 – GUESS THE ACRONYM – THINGS YOUR MOM SAID WHEN YOU WERE A KID1:00:21 – RANDOM QUESTIONS1:02:22 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES1:03:53 – HARRY POTTER YO MAMA JOKES1:08:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM THE OLD DAYS 1:12:27 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST ILLEGAL THING YOU CAN DO WITH ONE DOLLAR?1:19:38 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #TimeTravel #NostalgiaTrip #CustomerService #OldPeopleSayTheDumbestThings #HarryPotterJokes #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #PodcastForMenSupport the show