541: Technical Difficulties

Despite god's greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don't even remember how we started cause now there's a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will's computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it's obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro's eyebrows! "Eyebrow Guy" is a reductive term! Big & Bushy! Can you be a good eyebrow owner/manager without being an eyebrow doctor!? An argument ensues about whether Big & Bushy would be better as a brick and mortar or out of the back of a van! Will needs an eyebrow business plan before Nelson can agree to run this eyebrow business! Zoom has betrayed us (or possibly Will's internet)! Hey book world, give Nelson the new hotness! #GiveNelsonWhatsHot! Will is really taking this all hard! Justice for the meat, Will! #IKnowWillWantsSpankings! Top 5 Wills That Want Spankings! The Germans are famously coy and sexually mysterious! Will is strangely impervious to Bill Nye's apocalyptically powerful sexual aura! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!