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It's a comedy podcast with me and my brother John. Give you a dubious advice, answer your questions and bring you all the weeks to do's for both Mars and AFC Wimbledon occasionally. Apparently it's been so long since we've been together. I miss you, John.
How you doing? I'm doing well. I feel like since we last recorded a podcasting, the world has turned into a proper dumpster fire and between the time that we record this podcast and when it is made available for listening, I bet something else terrible has happened. So I would just like to say in advance, I'm sorry that the world has turned into such a horrible dumpster fire.
Yeah, I have no faith that the days that are separated the recording and the uploading of this podcast will not contain something that will make something inside of the podcast seem insensitive which is not a feeling I want to have. So let's, yeah, it's bad here. It's bad here John. You know Hank, I think it's been a bit of a dumpster fire the whole time.
Do you remember back in like March or April of this year when I was like, it's not an unusually bad year. People are just paying unusual amounts of attention to the badness. I would like to officially retract that statement. It is that bad of a year.
Earth is a dumpster fire. We need to run away from it as fast as possible and colonize Mars starting in the year 2028. Sounds great John. I'm glad that we're on the same team almost.
Well, we're on the same team. It's just that we're on slightly different schedules. Right. Well, we'll talk more about that in the final segment of the podcast.
I, in my personal life though, John, I should say that things are going just fine. I feel pretty good. I feel good about our projects. I feel good about Nerdfighteria.
I feel good about the Dear Hank and John podcast. So the world can stop throwing garbage into the garbage fire. That'd be great if we could just let it burn itself out. But our our little pocket of it, I think, is good and I'll be thankful for it if I can.
I've just got to say, Hank, that hearing you say that makes it sound like you're just warming your hands next to the dumpster fire enjoying the heat. I'm not. I'm not at all. Oh, would you like a short poem for today?
Yes. This isn't that short of a poem, but I think it's the right one to read this week. It's by Adam Zagayuski. It's called Try to Praise the Mutilated World.
Try to praise the mutilated world. Remember June's long days and wild strawberries, drops of rosé wine, the nettles that methodically overgrow the abandoned homesteads of exiles. You must praise the mutilated world. You watch the stylish yachts and ships, one of them had a long trip ahead of it while salty, oblivion, and waited others.
You've seen the refugees going nowhere. You've heard the executioners sing joyfully. You should praise the mutilated world. Remember the moments when we were together in a white room and the curtain fluttered.
Return and thought to the concert where music flared. You gathered acorns in the park in autumn and leaves edied over the earth's scars. Praise the mutilated world and the grey feather of thrush-wast and the gentle light that strays and vanishes and returns. Try to praise the mutilated world by Adam Zagayuski.
Thanks for bringing us up, John. I like to bring it all the way up to the energy. It started out on a pretty rough note, but you really brought it back. I like that's what I like to do, man.
I like to take it from down to down even lower. That was a beautiful poem. I want to answer some questions, though. I want to move it.
Before we get to the question, can we just go through a few corrections? Oh, sure. Sure. We have been off away for a long time, so we have so many things to say.
It turns out that when you take two weeks off, you make even more mistakes than usual. Okay, so first off, a bunch of people from Gillingham wrote in to say that I am mispronouncing Jillingham, but I would argue that it's like GIF or GIF. Both pronunciations are correct. I do not know for sure how to say Gillingham and or Jillingham, but I will die in the belief that both are acceptable pronunciations.
Secondly, Hank, I believe in our last podcast, you said that there is no city built around a shoe. That is, in fact, incorrect. Ah, yes, that there was no downtown area constructed around a very large shoe. Was was the thing that I said could not possibly be, and yet it is.
It is. Megan wrote in to say, in Freeport, Maine, there is a giant LLB in complex centered around a giant boot. Downtown Freeport is basically constructed around a very large shoe. So there you go, Hank.
Also, many people wrote in to say that there are efficient ways to keep your headphone cord from tangling. I only mention this because one of the ways involved a Dutch word, which is Wulien-Sekagen-Dietcher-Binderchuh, which I will remind you that mispronouncing things is my thing. And that is the Dutch word, Hank, for the little ties that you use to tie up your trash bags. I guess you could call it a twist tie.
But why call it a twist tie when you could call it a Wulien-Sekagen-Dietcher-Binderchuh? Good call, John. I agree with you completely. Alexander additionally wrote in to correct me last episode, he says.
You guys asked how much less a car would weigh if its tires were filled with helium. Unfortunately, it wouldn't make it any lighter. Helium balloons float because they're less dense than the surrounding atmosphere. But when you fill your car tires, you have to pressurize them so you actually can drive.
As you pressurize helium or any gas for that matter, its density increases by the time you've pressurized your tires enough to drive. The helium would be denser than the surrounding atmosphere and wouldn't float even without the weight of the car or the tires. Aww! Dang it.
Lastly, several people wrote in to say that the night feeling I described is feeling of longing or homesickness. For some place you don't quite know or for something you don't quite understand. A feeling that Hank says he's never had because Hank, well, you know, you look into his cold dead eyes and you see nothing but the whack of a soul. It turns out there are a couple words for that, Hank, just not in English.
There is a Welsh word, a high-rate, a German word, sen-sucked. There's a German word for everything, of course. And so there are words for it, just not in English. So I am not alone in having that feeling, though, Hank.
Many people wrote in to say that you are a monster and that I am the only human between us. Well, once upon a time you believe that you are the only human on earth, so you're making progress. Oh man, excuse me, I have to apply a bit of ointment to that burn. Alright, John, here is our first question.
Are you ready for our first question? I am. It's from William who asks Dear Hank and John, my wife and I foster and trained dogs that are local rescue pulls from high-kill shelters in Central California. We got a huge diversity of dogs in different shapes and sizes and breeds, but most of them have one thing in common.
They love to drink from the toilet. None of my other dogs, the non-shelter dogs, have ever liked to drink that fresh, cold potty water, but despite the never-ending stream of cold, fresh, sink water, the dogs prefer the cold, fresh potty water. Here's where I can use some dubious advice. Should I bottle and sell this cold, fresh potty water?
Is there a larger human market for cold, fresh potty water just waiting to be tapped? Oh, good pun there. Would Dear Hank and John have room for some sponsorship from cold, fresh potty water? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
William Cook, CEO of Cold, fresh potty water. First off, I just want to say as far as sponsorship goes, I will take any amount of money from anyone to sponsor this podcast. I just want a real sponsor. I don't even care who it is.
I don't even care if it's a diet doctor pepper at this moment. Man, we could get a sponsor if we wanted one, I think. There's all kinds of podcast networks out there. We're on the list, John.
I mean, all right, let's do it, man. I don't want it to be a potty water. What's the going rate for a pot gas sponsorship? $8, 10?
Well, maybe just maybe just send us a bunch of cold, fresh potty water. You know what, William, we don't really need your money. What we need is your cold, fresh potty water. I mean, if your dogs think it's good, it must be.
No, it's not good. You shouldn't sell it, and you shouldn't allow your dogs to drink that cold, fresh potty water. What? Because one thing that you probably don't know, William, is that every day, whether you like it or not, you are eating your dog's poop.
So you are basically eating the pooped out, like remnants of your cold, fresh potty water. You just need to lock the doors to all the bathrooms at all times. That is the solution. I will say that, uh, that no matter what anybody tells you, you shouldn't drink water out of the toilet if you're a human.
If you're a dog, I don't know. It seems like it, it seems like it works for them. Uh, they're, they have different constitutions than us. But, uh, yeah.
In general, it's a surprise. But truth, that if you're letting your dog lick your face, you got a bunch of dog poop in your mouth. It's a true fact. It's okay.
Oh, God. I don't even, I don't even want to think about it anymore. Do you know I once had a campalobacter infection, Hank? An infection caused exclusively, or at least almost exclusively, by eating the poop of your pet?
Well, it does happen. Oh, that's a long other question. Hank, this one comes from Aaron who writes, Dear John and Hank, growing up dyslexic, it was always a painful mystery to me why words refuse to be spelled in a manner that would allow me to know how to build them. I realize this is doing part to the way our language was developed, but I really don't care.
In every entry in the dictionary, there is a phonetic spelling that follows rules. Why not just use those? Sorry, no death or Ryan. Aaron.
It is disappointing to me that you aren't named Ryan Aaron, but I'm going to answer your question anyway. There's a great, Mark Twain essay called Spelling Reform, a plan for the improvement of English spelling. And if you read it over the course of the essay, it gets less and less legible, at least to me, as the spelling becomes more and more phonetic. There are a couple reasons we don't do phonetic spelling.
One is that it's actually less comprehensible than you might think to see those words spelled like they're spelled in the dictionary all next to each other. The biggest reason we don't do it. This has actually been attempted before Hank with some money from Andrew Carnegie and there was support from Teddy Roosevelt in the early 20th century to reform English spelling, mostly to get the silent vowels out of English. The biggest reason we don't do it is because of the mass of people who already know how to read in current English and who don't want to make accommodations for people for whom reading in English is difficult.
That's basically what it boils down to. Yeah, there are a number of examples of things that we could do more easily, but we have this cultural knowledge that continues to span throughout and it's just so difficult to change because by the time it's time to change, you would have to change all the people who currently exist. And even if it would benefit greatly all the people who will exist in the future, the people who currently exist kind of are the ones who have the most say at the moment because they currently exist. So they just continue to screw over all the people from the future.
And that is true. And it is also why your keyboard is laid out in the way that is not the most efficient way for a keyboard to be laid out and yet it will never ever change. It's also why you calculate in miles instead of in kilometers. Yes, and also why our minutes are 60 in an hour instead of 100 because what?
What? I like having 60 minute hours because then you can have a 60 second minute and you can have 24 hours in a day. That way also you can have 365 days in one year. Well, that's actually defined by the solar system.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we could fix that. We could do something about that. We could address that problem. We need to either have 100 day years or 1000 day years.
One or the other. The earth can pick the proper rotational speed to make that happen. I mean, Hank, we can put a man on Mars, but we can't like shoot rockets from one corner of Earth in order to make it spin slower so that I can have 100 day year. First of all, I haven't figured out how to put a man on Mars.
Second, I did read a book one time in which they sped up the rotation of a planet by slamming comets into it, which is pretty cool. Yeah, that would work. Yeah, totally. Let's do that.
That's what I'm proposing. I would like a slightly faster year. Let's have some comments hit us. I bet that's what's going to happen, Hank.
That's what's going to be the horrible news story between now and Monday. And I'm going to seem so terrible for having made that joke. Yeah, we won't even be able to upload a podcast, John. This question is people will be like, it was so insensitive that he made that joke about the actual end of human life on this planet, which did actually end Monday afternoon.
All right, John, here's a slightly more serious question. I believe from Sarah who asks, Dear Hank and John, I'm currently in graduate school, getting a PhD and trying to tell people about it is my problem. Usually when people ask me what I'm studying, I tell them neuroscience, and then they have this visceral reaction like, Oh my God, you must be so smart. I could never do that.
They seem to feel like they can't talk to me about what I'm studying, which is sad for me. Any dubious advice on how to make my field of study sound more approachable and not so daunting? I mean, I'm pretty intimidated by the study of neuroscience, I have to say. But once you get up to a certain level, every field of study is intimidating, right?
Like, I can talk about political science to you. I can't really talk about political science to a political scientist because they're just too knowledgeable. Yeah, I have found, because I have a weird job that people will often, if I tell them what I'm a YouTuber, then it's just they're just made of questions to be a little more specific. And so instead of saying like, I'm studying neuroscience, you can talk exactly, tell them exactly what you're studying at the moment.
Like, I'm studying how chemicals in the brain affect our sleep cycles or whatever you're doing during research on or studying at the moment. And that is suddenly like, oh, that's not, that doesn't seem like brain surgery. It seems like, oh, interesting. Tell me more about the chemicals in my brain that affect how and when I sleep.
And in the same way, I usually instead of saying, I'm a YouTuber, I say, I make educational videos for students and teachers. And then they're like, Oh, I understand what that is. I understand the value equation there. And also, I don't have to talk for an hour straight about how the economics of online video.
Wait, is that really what you say? You say I make educational video for students and teachers? Correct. Yes.
Do you know what I say when I when I when I'm asked what I do? What do you say? I work for an educational video company. Oh, wow.
Because you know what everyone says after that? What? Oh, and that's the end of the conversation. It's great.
Well, sometimes it's nice to talk about what you do a little bit, you know, have a conversation. Oh, man, I dislike talking about what I do so much. It makes me so uncomfortable. Like, you can see my physical body like close up like like a flower at nighttime.
I don't want to, I don't want to cast blame, but it's possible that you just don't like talking to people. It's true that it's not my favorite thing to do. It's not my like number one hobby. My number one hobby is definitely being by myself making up stories.
All right, Hank, we've got another question that comes from Sam who writes Dear John and Hank, I work in the theme park Nickelodeon universe, which is located inside the mall of America. So, so Sam has just described my actual hell. In order to evoke a youthful ambiance in the park, our IT department plays a variety of pop songs extremely loudly through the speaker system. It's getting worse.
There are 15 songs that play on repeat. I don't know if I can go on. And these songs are changed about once every three months. Oh, I got it.
You have any dubious advice on how not to lose one's mind when Forsti hear the same 15 songs nine hours a day, 40 hours a week. I estimate that I have heard boom clap from the Fault in Our Star soundtrack about 4,000 times in the past three months, which seems a bit excessive. Oh, wow. I mean, this needs to be investigated.
This needs to be investigated by like, like, the, an agency of the government in charge of the health and safety of workers. This doesn't ocean have some regulations about the number of times boom clap can be played in 140 hour week. My wife actually had a similar experience. She worked in a souvenir shop for a summer and listened to the same Jimmy Buffett album every day for an entire summer.
And she, when Jimmy Buffett comes on in restaurants as often does happen, she leaves, she gets up and she goes away. If people sing Jimmy Buffett songs in karaoke, first she spends about, she spends about 13 seconds staring directly into their soul and making them make like casting a spell upon them. And then she and then she walks out of the karaoke bar to stand outside until it's well now I know to sing next time I do karaoke with Catherine. Oh my god, don't even say those words.
She won't listen to the podcast anymore. Nick bleep it out. Nick, I'm serious bleep it bleep it all. What about bleep bleep it bleep it.
I once I once had a great conversation with somebody who worked in the the airport, the Indianapolis Airport has a like Hoosier specialty shop that sells like Indiana related gear and in that Hoosier specialty shop two movies play on a loop. The movie Rudy, which is about a football player at Notre Dame University, which is here in Indiana and the movie Hoosiers, which is about an Indiana basketball team. And I asked them, you know, like does that play every day? And they looked at me and they just delivered the next four lines of dialogue in the movie.
That's great. And so initially I was like, what you just said made no sense. And then I heard the characters in the movie saying that like off to my left and I was like, oh my god. So anyway, Sam, we're sorry.
Maybe it will help to think of the fact that it's not Jimmy Buffett and it's not Hoosiers and Rudy on repeat. Maybe that's the only help we can give. I mean, so what I would say, Sam is if and when you're ready to leave this job, or maybe even before then, maybe if you are at the point where you're saying, I will leave this job, if this doesn't change, if that if that point ever comes, I would go to your direct supervisor and I would say, I think that it would help employee retention. And I think that it would make our, I think it would make Nickelodeon universe more successful if we diversified our soundtrack, because employees, I hear them constantly complaining about this.
They might not be coming to you with it because they might see it as potentially harming our jobs. But I think that it would, I think it would increase productivity and employee retention, which are two very important things to all managers if we diversified our playlists. And I think they might listen to you and you might even get a promotion out of the thing. And if not, then just move on and go to a different job.
I would take that all the way up the ladder, forget about your direct supervisor, I would email the CEO of Nickelodeon and say, Nickelodeon universe in the mall of America has a crisis. That would be my first sentence. And my second sentence would just be all the lyrics of boom clap. And then I would write in closing.
And then I would write all the lyrics of boom clap again. And then I would write sincerely Sam. That's a beautiful, I mean, it's not a terrible idea, John. And to Sam, I would just like to say, to finish this question off, boom clap the sound on the heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on.
Damn boom clap, you make me feel good. Come on to me. Come on to me now. Okay, we're done.
All right, I hope Charlie XCX doesn't sue us for copyright infringement. Charlie, I will remind you that when I met you in Los Angeles, we had a nice conversation. Please don't sue us. All right.
That was great. That was a beautiful question, John. This one's from Russell who asks, Dear Hank and John, I find myself in a situation I've never found myself in before. I'm on a long distance bus journey overnight and in desperate need of a bathroom break.
However, there is a person next to me and he is sleeping. Should I wake them up and ask them to move, climb past them and hope for climb past them and hope for the best or just suffer in silence? Your take on this situation will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
And I'm sure you appreciate the timely response. That is clearly not a problem for your current journey that you I assume are still on. Yeah, it took, he asked this question nine days ago. So I am concerned about Russell's health just from a like waiting for the answer situation.
Like he's probably died of a bladder explosion in the interim nine days. But which is a thing that can happen. Oh, of course, you can die from anything, Hank. Literally anything can completely end your experience of consciousness at any moment.
But of more concern immediately to Russell is the fact that yeah, you just need to wake up that person and crawl over them. I like to sit in the aisle so that I'm the person who gets crawled over instead of the crawler over her because that always feels less awkward to me. But I don't mind being woken up. I understand that's part of the deal.
Like I signed on for that when I signed on for this bus trip. Yes, absolutely. That is that is the case. I mean, if it's a thing where you can try to get out with that waking them up, that's fine.
You can try to do that. But if not, just hey, I got to go to the bathroom. They don't want to be sitting next to a pile of bee either. So just do it.
That's a great point, Hank. They don't want to be sitting next to a pile of bee, which is what Russell presumably would have turned into, had his bladder exploited. Yeah, they don't want any, nobody wants that clean fresh body water or that, not clean fresh body water. Oh, God, can we just let's move on.
This used to be a podcast about death. Now it's just a podcast about potty humor. Our next question comes from Leanne who writes, Dear John and Hank, my best friend is getting married in October. The closer the wedding gets, the more often I hear questions like, am I making a mistake marrying him?
As her friend, I value her feelings and want what's best for her. But I'm not quite sure what to say. My question is, how can I help her decide whether or not to marry him? Well, you know, John, I saw this question in the podcast notes and I was like, I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole because I don't think about these people's lives.
I mean, I also am not very well acquainted with Leanne or her best friend or the person, the other person in this equation. But I do have advice. I mean, isn't this podcast ultimately about giving advice based on extremely limited amounts of information, advice that is in all likelihood, not helpful? Like, isn't that literally our business?
All right, you go, go, go, go for it. Go for it. Boy. All right.
So the thing about marriage is that it's until you die. So I actually think that even if it's a matter of like saying, let's hit the pause button here, because I am suddenly not sure that I want to get married, I think that's way better than hitting the pause button, like one hour into the marriage, like I'm a big fan of the pre-marriage pause button. But the best piece of advice I can give Hank is go on one of those stupid two-day engaged encounters. I don't know if you did that with Catherine before you guys got married.
Do you have any kind of pre-marital counseling or anything? No, we had seven years of dating. Well, yeah, but I mean, Sarah and I were together for a long time too, not seven years, but for quite a while. And like, I was, you know, we were reasonably sure that we wanted to marry each other.
That's why we'd done the whole purchase of the engagement ring. Will you marry me? Yes, etc. But I found this two-day engaged encounter, which I did not want to do at all to be incredibly helpful.
Because I think really like when I look back and Sarah and I have only been married for 10 years relative pittance in the scheme of things, but when I look back at where we've been successful, I think most of the success that we've had as a married couple has been because we share each other's values. It's not really about as much as I thought it would be about romance or any of that stuff. It's mostly about like sharing values. So that would be where I would start with the do I really want to marry this person.
But I also would say just don't be afraid to hit the pause button here. It's much better to hit the pause button now than to try to hit it when you've got like, you know, four years of marriage under your belt and you've got a legal contract to dissolve. Agree. Yeah.
Or I'm wrong. Yeah. That's very dubious advice because I do not know these people. Yeah, I remember you telling me some things about that experience where you were watching other people go through the process and being like, oh, oh, some people really don't have it together.
Yeah, I just remember this one couple where they had a huge fight in front of all of us because they had never discussed whether they wanted to have children. Oh, it was like the first time they had the conversation. That's something that you should. Yeah.
That's something that you should discuss before you go to your engaged encounter. There are also lists on the internet of like questions. You should talk about your perspective, your spouse was spouse with, but before the matrimony occurs. And if you aren't comfortable talking about those things with your perspective spouse, then that's not a good sign.
Yeah, I mean, there's all kinds of ways to be married and I don't pretend to be an expert in it. And lots of people have, you know, great marriages. I don't believe that like there's one right way. But I do believe that sharing values, mutual generosity, those are really important and have been like huge for us in the last 10 years.
Agreed. Agreed. And also, you know, being able to talk openly and honestly with one another. I think it's pretty important if you're going to be on a team with anybody, even your whole life together.
Well, I wasn't going to touch that. I wasn't going to touch that cold, refreshing, potty water question. So I'm glad that we both got one that the other didn't want to answer. Okay.
Well, here's another one that's definitely from me from Joe who asks Dear Hank and John, my name is Joe and I'm 16 years old now live in the United Kingdom and I love coffee. When I woke up this morning, I did the usual ritual of making myself a cup of coffee and while holding the coffee off, I inhaled deeply to smell that wonderful drink. While doing this, I thought of the question, could I get a caffeine buzz just from inhaling the steam of my coffee? The particles that make up the steam make their way into my lungs and are diffused into my blood stream.
Also, I'm not sure if it's relevant to the question, but I drink my coffee black with no sugar. It's not relevant to the question, but thank you for letting us know. You got any thoughts on that, John? I assume that since you can vape caffeine, like using a vaporizing vapor pen or whatever, that you can that you can inhale caffeine.
I just don't know if you do it when you drink in the water vapor from your coffee. So there are two different mechanisms. A vape pen actually creates vaporizes the water, but does not evaporate it. It does not turn it into steam.
And so they're basically just really tiny water droplets. Now, I should say, don't probably do this because it's not well studied. But the caffeine remains just- Oh, we're going to get more letters about that than we've ever gotten about anything. But the caffeine remains dissolved in those water droplets and thus can get into your lungs.
When it turns into water vapor, though, the caffeine does not remain in the water droplets. And that's what's happening when it's leaving the top of your cup. So you're not actually smelling the water. What you're smelling is various volatile organic compounds that are in the coffee.
And there have been studies that have shown that the smell of coffee, those different volatile organic compounds that are going into your nose, can trigger the release of proteins that might help shield you from the effects of sleep deprivation. At least that happens in rats. So the smell of that liquid wakefulness might percue up psychologically and also physiologically, but it is not the caffeine that's doing it, which is really weird and interesting to know that coffee has more than just the caffeine going for it. And smelling it does you some good.
I actually know someone who can't drink coffee anymore because of health problems, but who brews a cup of coffee every morning and smells like? I mean, can't you just smell the beans, though? Wouldn't that be cheaper? I don't know.
I'm just telling you what she does. Oh, all right. That's fine. I don't judge people for trying to get through this vale of tears.
Hank, we got other questions from Austin who writes, Dear John and Hank, I was just thinking about how I, along with a lot of other people, I think really enjoy sad movies and sad songs and sad books. In a lot of cases, particularly in music, I like them more than things that aren't sad. Do you think this means I like to be sad? I don't think I like to be sad.
So why do I like all this sad stuff? Well, John, as you may be an expert in this as a person who has created some media that people intentionally read knowing that it's going to make them sad. But I have recently recorded a episode of Crash Course Philosophy blog about this and the philosophical problem of why humans go out of their way to make themselves experience negative emotions, whether that be a horror movie or a tear-jerker. And there are a lot of interesting thoughts on the subject.
Do you have any? Probably not as interesting as the thoughts of the major philosophers, but I do have a couple. The first thing, and, and, hey, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this stuff, because this is all just guessing based on my own experience, but the first thing is that I don't quite think that sadness is the opposite of happiness. I think we've created a bit of a false dichotomy when we think of sadness as only a negative emotion.
Now, sadness can be an intensely negative emotion, but sometimes it's just sadness. And sometimes I think it's helpful to feel sadness. In fact, like I used to be on a, on a drug for my OCD that caused me not to really be able to feel sad. Like it was very difficult for me to cry and stuff.
And I didn't feel like I was my whole self. I felt like this part of me had been taken away from me. And even though it wasn't necessarily a part of me that, you know, I don't enjoy feeling sad, but I missed having that part of me. And it was an important, it felt like it was important to me being me.
And it felt like there was a real loss in not having that. But I will say, I mean, when I wrote The Fault in Our Stars, I thought that, you know, it would be a book that would be read by Nerdfighters and people who knew or liked my previous work, but I never, it never crossed my mind that it would be so popular just because it seemed to me so sad. Like, I mean, I hope that it was funny and fun to read and everything, but I knew that it was going to be pretty sad for a lot of readers. And it didn't seem like something that somebody would choose to go through.
But I was totally wrong. Yeah, in philosophy, I think that it may be known as the problem of tragedy and aesthetics. And there's there's a lot of schools of thought that there that this is like, and one of them is that this is a way to maybe experience an emotion that is very similar to, but not quite the real thing when you're experiencing it. And I think that there's like a spectrum of that.
But when you're experiencing it in media and in a play or in a story. And that, but at the same time, like I also sometimes feel like it is very much the real thing when I'm experiencing it myself. But obviously you have a different reaction to a scary movie than you have to something like that actually happening to you directly. And so it's a kind of like a way to get your mind to go through the motions without actually experiencing the truly negative horrible thing.
And then there's just the idea of catharsis, which is just it's like, you get to like get it out of you and do the thing and have the have the emotion. Maybe that helps you connect with or feel I'm just not the right person to talk about this with John. I don't have I don't have no I think that's an interesting idea though. I think catharsis is an interesting idea.
I also do think that there's there's an element of a sad movie or a sad book that allows you either to go through the motions without having quite the same negativity of going through it in real life or alternately that allows you to kind of like glimpse back to a time in your life when you did have some tremendous loss or some horrible thing happen. But it kind of like gives you a lens of looking back at it that makes it possible to look at. I mean, there's some things that are so traumatic or so difficult that looking at them directly is just kind of too painful that it becomes impossible to look at them directly. And so maybe it's a it's a kind of lens backwards that gives you the ability to actually look at it and think about it and hopefully process it a little.
But I don't know, neither of us know is the short answer Austin. Correct. And I think that it's a question people have been talking about for thousands of years and we'll continue talking about it. So you've tapped into something that is sort of fundamental weirdness of the human condition.
We got another question from Akila. This is a hard one, John. Are you ready for a hard one? Oh my god.
There haven't been an easy one today except for the one about potty water. This is Akila asks Dear Hank and John. My mother recently got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and even though I know that diabetes runs in our family, I find myself blaming her actions for getting the disease. This is because I feel it's the most effective way of getting her to lead a healthier lifestyle.
She's rather resistant to change. I felt that I've been acting with her best interests in mind, but Hank, your video has made me seriously question my attitude. What do you think is the best way of getting her to be healthier without making her feel guilty? No, I don't know if anybody saw my video about this, but I made a video on Vlogbrothers recently about how in particular with the disease that one already has and cannot do much about, it can sometimes be kind of destructive to tell people the simple ways that you might think that they might be able to heal themselves, whether that's going gluten-free or eating a vegan lifestyle or weird other dietary practices.
That might not necessarily work for them, but does kind of make the person feel as if you are saying that they could, if only they could enact this simple thing in their lives, get rid of their disease and thus you kind of feel like maybe their disease is their fault and maybe that makes them feel like their disease is their fault. That is indeed what your video was about. You want to keep going, John? Oh no, no, I was going to let you take on the question.
It seems difficult. Okay, first I think you should remember that while like this is a thing that I hear a lot people, you know, we talk about how like the different causes of diseases and sometimes forget that the number one cause is just random chance. So while lifestyle contributes to diseases, lots of people are unhealthy their whole lives and never get type 2 diabetes, they like we're all just rolling a dice. And while we can work to improve our odds blaming someone for their disease, especially once they already have that disease, even if you're just blaming them in your own head and not out loud, is basically wrong and it's definitely destructive to your relationship.
So it's not a thing that you should do, but we want the people we love to be in the best possible health and it can be really frustrating to watch people go against the suggestions of their doctors, but change is super hard. And like knowing that your body is betraying you and that now you have to live your life in a way you don't want to live it because of this betrayal, it sucks. And it might be really like mentally challenging and cause a lot of strife in your loved one's lives. So I feel like empathy tends to be the best support strategy, understanding why it's difficult and that it's difficult and hopefully through your appreciation and support of this person making it easier for them to make healthy choices and knowing that and helping them know that this isn't a burden on you, but it's a fulfilling act that you are helping out this person who you love because helping someone you love is a wonderful pleasant thing to do.
Yeah, I think the main thing is empathy. I mean it's incredibly hard for people to make sudden massive lifestyle changes. There's lots and lots of research on how hard it is, how rare it is, and it's important to understand that, that even when somebody wants to make a change that their doctors have asked them to make it incredibly difficult to do it practically. And sometimes it isn't difficult, but for a lot of people it's very, very hard.
And so I think unless you're being empathetic I don't think you're increasing your chances of success in getting somebody to make systemic change. I don't think shame works. I don't think yelling at people works. And in many cases I don't think it's, like you said Hank, I think that it's pretty destructive in the end.
I actually have a little bit of a personal experience with this, although it's very different, which is that as you know Hank, I have this disease called Eosinophilic esophagitis, which is like an autoimmune disorder of myosophagus that causes myosophagus to be a little bit strictured and sometimes food gets caught in myosophagus and it's very bad when that happens because if I can't get it up or down I can't swallow my own spit. And so I throw up like every two or three minutes for hours and hours and hours until I eventually get an endoscopy in the hospital. It's a real bummer and it's a day ruiner. You know, like it's not ruining my life, but occasionally it ruins days.
And I went to a really good specialist recently, like one of the best Eosinophilic esophagitis doctors in the country. And he was reading over my chart for a while and he looked up at me and he said, have you thought about not eating steak anymore? And I was like, what? And he was like, have you thought about not eating steak?
Because it seems like 90% of the times you've been hospitalized for this, it's been after you ate steak. And I was like, huh, you're right. And he was like, I mean, I'm not telling you how to live your life, man, but I would cut out steak. But like, that's a relatively easy change for me to make, you know, like it's not saying like, okay, you now need to stop eating all processed foods and all sugars, right?
It's just saying that I shouldn't eat this one thing. And even then I sometimes resent it. But I will say that since I stopped eating steak, my life has been way better. It's funny because I don't even like red meat.
I have a very hard time understanding why anyone prefers steak to chicken. I mean, it's just clearly the best meat, which is why, John, this podcast is brought to you by ForbiddenStakes for bit mistakes.com where you can acquire steaks, but only if you're not supposed to eat them. Today's podcast is of course also brought to you by Boom Clap. Boom Clap, they hit song off the Fault in Our Stars soundtrack, The Fault in Our Stars movie by the way, excellent and now available on Netflix.
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It struck at something deep in me. It came from Daniel and he wrote, deer John and Hank I'm sincerely that's actually just to me. That may be why I liked it so much. Deer John I'm sincerely thrilled for you and your soccer team as you all experience such historic highs.
Although I myself have no more interest in sports ball than Hank. However your enthusiasm has finally inspired me to ask for a clarification on a term I hear you use in reference I think to Lyle Taylor, the Montsaradian Messi. Can you explain to a non-sucker fan what a Messi is? Hank do you know the answer to this?
I'm not saying it's a Messi. M-E-S-S-Y because of course he thinks it's the adjective Messi. Yeah Messi is a human being who's very good at soccer. Is my impression.
That is correct. So Lionel Messi is an Argentinian soccer player who plays for the club Barcelona. He is probably the best player in the world right now. You can Google him if you want.
It's M-E-S-S-I that will help you find him. I would encourage you to watch a YouTube video called Lionel Messi Never Dives which while not strictly speaking true does show seven minutes of people hacking away at his legs and him refusing to go down because he loves being with his beloved soccer ball so much. He's an incredible player and so often you'll hear people refer to soccer players as the Welsh Messi or the English Messi as a way of saying well he's not the greatest but he's the greatest from England and since Lyle Taylor plays for the Montsarad national team I think of him as the Montsaradian Messi. Alright thanks for cleaning it all up for us John that's a bit of cultural reference that we're all we're all lucky to have.
I've got another question. It's from Chloe who asks Dear Hank and John I'm so excited for NerdCon Nerd Viteria as soon as it was announced at VidCon I was watching the live stream I went online and bought my ticket immediately. Thank you for doing that Chloe you're the best. It's gonna be my first con ever do you have any tips for a first-time con attendee?
Well thank you Chloe first of all for giving us an opportunity to talk about NerdCon Nerd Viteria which is a conference that we would like all we will be doing a live performance a live Dear Hank and John show it's gonna be in Boston Massachusetts February 25th to 26th there's gonna be many good times to be had it's gonna be a very weird fun time we're gonna have Craig benzene of Weezi waiter there John Cozart Aaron Carroll Michael Buckley Sabrina Cruz Joe and Chappelle DeGeorge of Harry and the Potters Lindsey Doe Emily Grassley Andrew Huang Charlie McDonald Megan Tonjis who else am I forgetting? Lots of your favorite people with NerdCon Nerd Viteria so it's in February in Boston you can go to nerdconnerdviteria.com to get tickets they are going fast so we hope to see you in Boston we're really excited about it it it's like you know when VidCon first started out it was largely Nerd Fighters not exclusively but this is really the first conference that's gonna be all centered around Nerd Viteria and the work that we do together so we're really really excited about it and thank you for getting tickets first time conference go where Emily is that her name Chloe I believe right that's what I said but do we have any advice for a first time conneton D where comfortable shoes yep is my my number one piece of advice it's also good idea to bring some some calories some packed some packed calorie sources like balance bars Hank's a big believer in bringing like granola bars to conferences which I think is reasonably good yeah I mean I'm the first day of VidCon this year I nothing except for Cliff Bars it is the entire day it's not a healthy decision but it was it worked yeah the only other piece of advice I would give you is you know look at the look at the programming in advance so you have a sense of what you really want to go to but don't get too married to the programming that you don't let fun things happen so you know they're always going to be kind of you know discoveries that you can't plan in advance and I think you have to leave room for that stuff both in your head and in your schedule so that you can have the most fun possible but I do think it's a good idea to look at the program and get a sense of like well I definitely want to be there I definitely want to be there yeah it's definitely oftentimes the most interesting and fun things are the things that just kind of pop up and and as a conference planner those those mean a lot to me when it's like oh this really special thing happened and it's only because I put all these people together in the same place not because I even like intended for that to happen and or planned for that to happen so I love that stuff and also I would say be open to other folks and you know know that they're into the same things as you probably and make connections and friends and I think that's that's really the best part of going to going to an event is the people that you meet as much as I work very hard to make the content great I recognize that that in the end it's that people get together in the same place and get to have experiences together I don't know where any nearby pokey stops or or rare Pokemon are so I can't give you any tips on that I can't believe we got through this whole podcast without once talking about Pokemon go I have heard your phone buzz about 14 times which I presume is because right before we started recording you laid down some incense no no indeed that is not why I've just been getting texts from Michael Gardner but there are no good Pokemon at my house I have to go downtown to have good Pokemon hunting but yeah I'm level 12 John what are you I'm level seven but I will remind you that I'm playing with a six-year-old so that slows me down a little bit yeah I do feel a little bit like like I might be I might be peeking it I'm really far away from getting 150 Pokemon or 151 or however many there are I have like 40 and I just feel like that's a really large bridge to gap but who knows maybe I will continue to sort of busten that out every once in a while because it is a fun fun thing it is a pretty great app I feel like playing it I have glimpsed the future but I also feel like playing it I have thought you know I might not be doing this in a week yeah right right glimpsing the future but not not the near future right right right this is the first step on a long process probably heck would you like the news from AFC Wimbledon hit me all right well it's the off-season as you know Hank AFC Wimbledon getting ready for League One football it has just been announced that Nerdfighteria will again be sponsoring the back of Wimbledon's shorts oh nice and we will also so was that was that uh did that the price go up was that a steeper a furlig tooth early one thing point being we're gonna do everything we can to make sure that AFC Wimbledon is successful in League One I will personally do everything I can and I know that you feel the same way we're also gonna have all new advertising hornings um along the uh along the stands in the Kingsmen of stadium which we're really excited about um and uh and those are being designed now so you'll probably get to vote on them or get to see some of them soon and the other piece of news from AFC Wimbledon Hank is that our beloved striker, Otto Bio Akan Fenwa the beast the strongest man in professional football and maybe in the world who left AFC Wimbledon was released by the club at the end of the season he has signed for a new team the Wickham Wanderers in League Two he'll still be in the fourth tier of English football next season but I know that he will do amazing things for Wickham or possibly Wycombe it's just like Gillingham or Gillingham nobody knows for sure how to pronounce it they finished 13th last year in League Two and are hoping for better things this year and I hope it for them they certainly they certainly have made a great signing in the form of Akan Fenwa he is a Wimbledon legend and I wish him well in Wickham or Wycombe or Wycombe be nobody knows how to say it for sure well John as far as the news from Mars goes in addition to there being some advertisements designed for the side of some stands at a stadium somewhere in England the design of NASA's Science Pact Mars 2020 rover has been completed all of its instruments have been selected and it's ready for final approval fabrication and assembly the rover which doesn't have an official name yet is based off of the same plan as Curiosity but it will explore different areas of the second most habitable planet in the solar system with some new tools it will be collecting samples of like rocks and dust and dirt and stuff and it'll be putting those into like tubes sample tubes that will later ideally in the plan be retrieved and returned to Earth on a separate mission it will also have microphones on it allowing us for the first time to hear what it sounds like on the surface of Mars which will just be wind that's all nothing really but that'll be nice I guess it's plans to launch in 2020 and land in 2021 leaving seven years after its arrival for humans to get their butts to Mars which seems more and more like a terrible terrible bet that I've made speaking of which I'm starting to feel like we have not done a good enough job first off we've gotten through a whole podcast without me once once promoting my most important social media channel twitter.com slash leon must for earth that's L E O N M U S S number four earth but I was just thinking it's funny that you think that it wasn't a good bet because I was just thinking that we need to dramatically increase the stakes of this bet because just having it be the name of the podcast I don't lose anything if we get humans to Mars before 2028 like there's nothing at stake for me or from my hard working compatriot leon must so we were thinking it would be great to like dramatically increase the stakes well as long as it's just your side of the stakes that's increasing I'm totally down no no I would like to increase your side of the stakes as well so I would like to add a monetary component to this bet in which the winner will have to give the money to the to a charity a licensed tax deductible charity of the winners the loser will have to give a X amount of money to a charity chosen by the winner um I don't I don't I think that's a good I think I think the way that is right now is pretty good John I think it's funny and I don't you haven't even heard how much money I'm proposing no I heard X I heard I heard that was an X amount well I've been thinking about the amount okay is it a bear in mind that you have until 2028 to make this amount of money hank is it more than two dollars it's a billion I think we should bet one billion dollars to the charity of the winner's choice um oh and I will remind you I will remind you that the Don's Trust AFC Wimbledon's ownership structure is a charity I am not surprised and unfortunately NASA is not uh let's just make it ten months let's make it an even ten dollars ten dollars is much more achievable for me um though I do like the idea of uh of of working with the actual normal eon musk uh knowing that I'm gonna be a billion dollars out if we don't get our butts there knowing that I have to uh like because of the bet that I've made really up my game in terms of actual capital generation and uh start making some riskier bets uh for my financial future oh man all right so it's ten dollars but it's it's gonna be adjusted for inflation so by 2028 if uh the earth dumpster fire keeps raging it'll probably be a million dollars but by then we won't be using uh we won't be using money at all we'll just be back to doing the barter system most uh trade will occur in the form of like a number of chickens it'll be like yeah i'll give you eight chickens if you notarize this document for me that's the future hank that's the world we're on the cusp of all the people who kept their pennies will be so happy because they'll be able to melt them down into actual usable products oh darkness isn't circling us all Hank what did we learn today we learned that in addition to the fact that the world is a literal dumpster fire there is a downtown built around a shoe so there's good news too yeah absolutely we also learned that the coffee smell does not contain caffeine but it does contain something that wakes you up we learned that helium tires will not help float your car up and lastly we learned that there is a young man named sam living in america's twin cities of minneapolis and or saint paul who has suffered through the song boom clap which is a good song four thousand times so if the ceo of nickelodeon is listening right now and i know that uh he or she is a friend of the pod let's consider diversifying the old playlists shall we yes a little playlist diversification and maybe a promotion for sam because uh this is a problem that needs to be addressed and no one brought it up until sam was brave enough uh to grab the ear of the person who i have now looked up is sima zargami the uh the president of nickelodeon and viacom media networks oh god sima thank you for listening i just i also want to thank sima from the bottom of my heart long time fan of the pod yes but all of your support been fantastic yeah the the dollar on patreon it's just uh it's going along way and we're not been on it unwisely all right thank uh thanks to everybody for listening uh hank thanks for podcasting with me thank everybody for your questions you can write us questions our email address is 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