554: Squishy Wetness

Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson's grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We're a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck 'em in February, Mail 'em in March! Allegedly, Allegedly, Allegedly! That baby smokes cigars like Spicy Beef Gaus! We're gonna do a gentrification! Ladleful of vibes! To the dentist with haste! Jaw-shattering crispness! Will had the zoom take Notes on the recording. Some highlights: - Grape-eating paused during recording to avoid unwanted microphone noise. - Podcast described as anti-murder and educational — clarified emphatically after extended hypothetical murder room tangent. - Whether any Algerian World Cup players might still be in Lawrence, Kansas by show date. - Exact percentage of CPAs "involved with" client taxes — Chris declined to disclose. - NBA: Basketball playoffs concluded; Knicks won the championship, with candidate Mamdani credited for maintaining team "vibes." (Apparently zoom ai missed the election happening) - Algeria geography note: ~80% covered by Sahara Desert; one of Africa's largest countries post-Sudan split. - Both: Confirm D&D session is happening tonight. See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!