#58 - Swallowed It

Did Tom Cruise get Invisalign, or did they just move the rest of his face? The Zapruder Film: was it JFK assassination footage, a cryptozoology sighting, or Dan’s sex tape? You be the judge. Ryan has the palest penis. Dan’s ears smell like smegma. If you smoke a meatloaf, but don’t inhale, does it still count? Not everyone has the cheat code to get to Level 3 drunk. If it’s not Double Stuf, get the fuck out of here. Not a movie quote; just something he learned at the zoo. Everyone please tell Josh’s mom there isn’t a podcast this week. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man