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Page Avenue Crew
by Story of the Year
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Episodes
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#111 - Enema Crossing
Science...what is it all about? Techmology...what is that all about? Is it good, or is it whack? There's a bloke from round my hood, Staines, called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science. He just chill at home, he smoke his own homegrown, and check this: he don't have a telly.…
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#110 - The Hansel Outlook
Welcome to the Six Teeth Chapel Cafe, with head chef BBQ Scoobs. Emos don’t float. Who is a better band—U2 or Avatar? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow…
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#109 - L. Ron Hubbard’s Spotify Wrapped
My friend doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife who's perfect for him. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Road Runner, triples of the Nova. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year...
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#108 - Take the Ride: Starring Steve Guttenberg
This week we discuss the geopolitical significance of Rocky IV and the Police Academy movie franchise, then listen to the original demo version of our new single, Take the Ride. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get...
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#107 - Head Haunches, Crown of Thorntons (ft. A Bunch of People)
Mike Cronin, 1973. Dokken in St. Louis since 2002. SOTY Re-TOOLed. 16oz cans of Malört in every kid’s stocking this Christmas. Red Baron pizza airdropped via cable. Did you know that Steve Jobs had a Kid Rock tattoo? #DefendLogan Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear...
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#106 - White Claw is a Hell of a Drug (ft. Jordan Phoenix)
This week we talk about the When We Were Young festival and how Adam almost ruined the whole thing. Also, how much you wanna make a bet I can do a guitar spin over them mountains Sounds like someone has an exam. That’s why I keep a bat in my kitchen. Chlamydia in my throat. Pothole bathtubs for...
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#105 - Making the Tear Me to Pieces Video (ft. Jordan Phoenix)
Tear Me to Pieces: The Motion Picture - Starring Alabaster Phoenix, Gary Busey, and Craig Robinson. Happy Thanksgiving; here’s our demo. The Crows Have Dicks. Satanist weddings are the best. Every man dreams of marrying a plus-size model that looks like their mom. It’s against the law to bang…
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#104 - The Llamanati (ft. Mike Forester)
Our good friend Mike Forester (Hondo Supply, Armor Party Podcast) joins us this week to reveal the secret of how we created our new album artwork, and to talk about catholic boy beer parties, Illuminati school teachers, horny…I mean artistic robots, a weird melted guy with a claw hand, and free...
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#103 - Lemme Eat Them Haunches, Boi.
GRENADE WHISTLE!! Ryan was the victim of reverse child abuse. Top Chef: Maverick sucked. Are you the boys that’s been whackin’ it in my tool shed? Plot twist: Jeffrey Dahmer ate Marilyn Monroe. Enroll in SOTY University now, and get your degree in bass boats or dildo testing. Our curriculum is...
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#102 - I Have a Scream ft. Brick Wall Scoobs
You can now listen to Story of the Year through your butt. Army Phillips on lead guitar. Dan has never thought about chlamydia on stage. If the dick goes in your ear and you scream, you can’t hear the band. And the beer still shakes me, so hold me until it squeaks. Fake bands ain’t got shit in…
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#101 - The Seventy Percent Club (ft. JT Woodruff AKA Top Hat Jenkins AKA Jerel Tangerine)
Page Avenue Crew: a podcast for people with boring friends, featuring Jim Tom, the fourteenth Apostle. Hair metal and Trapper Keepers. We’re all ripping off Panama. Three heroes and two slugs. Slash has never pulled out his butthole. Not once. We need more boner screen time. Where does a violin…
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#100 - Skin-Colored Underwear
The tale of Bon and the burning bush. Dear band, please keep your pants on. Sincerely, management. Guitar strap-flavored liqueur for everyone! Wholesome clowns with artistic license; henceforth, we shall be known as Xtremo. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get…
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#99 - It’s Called Moderation... (ft. Kevin Cassidy)
Meet me at La Quinta Inn; it's next to Denny’s. Bingo halls, diarrhea, cotton balls, and real cats…the ones you pet. Trailer stuck? Fire up the backhoe. Put a towel down, we've got a squirter at the airport. Doctor, re-grease the hounds. Remember the rule: one boy per bunk. Support Story of the...
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#97 - Ryan Dropped a Tree on His Neighbor's House
Sebastian Bach is Dan’s real mom. Jon Bon Lohman was denied access to the jizz tub. Shrooms on the beach. Final meal: ass. I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and I rip it. 2 claws 2 hard 2 cum. On a real note: should The Used and Story of the Year tour together?...
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#96 - Too Many Mummies, Not Enough Tombs.
Physically, I don’t bloat. Close your eyes and picture this: Josh at his desk, listening to tasty licks. Fourth gear, pinned, straight into a tree. I fell off a cruise ship, but I’m back. Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, oh shit! Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings,...
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#95 - Who Threw Up in Bobby’s Couch? (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
Cancel your Tinder date! Tonight, live at the Spaghetti Factory on South Lindbergh Blvd: The Where the Dicks Have Ears Tour - Featuring Billy Corgan, Taylor Swift, Nelly, Sevendust, and a special performance by Mexican horses with chlamydia wearing lycra SOTY shirts. Afterparty at the Florissant...
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#94 - The Wonder Years: Starring D.B. Cooper (ft. Jon Bernstein)
I’m alive, but I’m barely breathing now because I didn’t do my research on ambulance protocol. Saint Louis is just a quick walk from Jerusalem. Communist zombies. Combies. The combie apocalypse. Tear off my penis and swallow it. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it…
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#93 - SCOTUS Can Suck One (ft. Bon Lohman)
Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue…
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#92 - This Episode Brought to You by Tom Cruise
Story of the Year: The Pittsburgh Pirates of music. DIY Kinko’s Gangsters. No viable eggs. Plug into that thermos and let me hear some Clapton licks. Lemme get a dose of Momma’s Mucinex. Two buttons at once so you don’t cut your hands off. Support Story of the Year on Patreon:...
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#91 - Keep the Butt Temp 100
BB Gun Danny, Pew Pew Peanut, Ricochet Rhino, and Ol’ Crossbow Wills present a 'The Burbs' themed Emo Night, hosted by Bill Cosby. I chimed in with “haven’t you people ever heard of…there go the goddamn brownies.” For tickets and event information, call 1-800-BARTEND. Support Story of the Year on...
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#89 - New Album is Done (Cover Art by Tom from MySpace)
Eleven brand new SMASH HITS from Story of the Year, featuring D’Marcus Williums, T.J. Juckson, T’Variuness King, Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, D’Squarius Green, Jr., Ibrahim Moizoos, Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, D’Jasper Probincrux III, Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, Javaris Jamar...
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#87 - The Fart Mic Cometh
Josh can only tolerate his kids when he’s on drugs. Dan Marsala: C-3PO enthusiast. Emo-Themed Glamping. They’re only sucking half of it. Don’t listen, just watch the beard move. KEEP. CLUTCH’S NAME. OUT YOUR FUCKING. MOUTH. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get…
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#86 - The Eternal Battle For Bobby Jaycox’s Butthole (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
Premiering next month on HBO Mid: Agaped on Tinder. Sherbet ice cream, and ham in their salads. Where do toboggans come from? If you have a baby, you’re a slut. Foot on the monitor: cool stance or cry for help? Vanilla Ice is Ryan’s celebrity crush. The smell of music can habit-forming. Do not...
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#85 - Hug, Handshake, or Butthole? (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
How much do you have to pay to be Batman? It used to be called the butt hawk. Subwoofers on a horse. Sorry, John Goodman. We need both rooms. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social...
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#83 - Bugs and Drugs (Remembering Greg Haupt)
Contribute to Greg's family support fund here. Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin...
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#82 - The Best Episode Yet (ft. Kevin Cassidy, B-Loney, and Chip Shaft)
The episode title is accurate. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram...
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#81 - Coffin Flop (ft. @sotydiscord)
Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. They're saying by the end of 2022, Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. That means you won't be able to see some of your favorite Corncob TV shows, including Coffin Flop. They're saying they want to drop Coffin Flop...
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#80 - Britney Spears Loves SOTY
Is reverse childbirth possible? Show me your decroded Dark Vader tattoo. Dan would rather be melted than live in a basement. Go for your dreams. Be a Josh Brolin impersonator. Call 1-800-PP-5-1-Doo-Doo. I’m in your corner. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story...
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#79 - dicktoothbrush.com
This week on CSI St. Louis: The Tale of the Runaway Kia. It’s like the one in Dan's basement: it’s got a spine and a hump. I heard the Batmans is emo now. Dan’s dad has never seen the internet. Josh is basically guilty of a hit and run. Do you think Darth Vader shit with his helmet on? Support...
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St. Louis Music Meetup with John Oakes
The truth is, I’ve had one boyfriend, and his name was Dr. Warren Carmichael, and he was my economics professor, and he was 56 years old, and he was very smart, and he dressed like a casual beach man to come to class, with flip-flops and everything, and I gotta tell you, I found that very very…
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#78 - Meet Me in the Airport Bathroom 911-69 (ft. Ryan Key and Bon Lohman)
William Ryan Key of Yellowcard and John Bon Lohman of Warrant hang with us on the pod this week. Everyone is equal at the airport. I don’t put my own lyrics this many. Super hornt flamingos came flying over. Dan doesn’t want to be around anymore. Ryan Key’s plane has almost crashed…twice. Bon saw…
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#77 - Does Walgreens Sell Molly?
His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm, had a wife, a couple of kids, ya know? Not too sharp, I mean, hey the guy's 40 years old, he's wearing a paper hat and he's making cherry Cokes, it's a cinch he's not running for governor, right? Anyway, it got hot that summer, I remember it got REAL hot. It...
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#76 - Dishes are Done, Man
Josh’s drum set beats make the boys stiff. Ryan’s dog died, and now he can’t cum. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam…
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#75 - All Tuna, All the Time.
One time Adam got fleas. Cops don’t understand Liquid Death. If you see somebody coming, woofle. Speaking of robots playing bass…how you expect me to go six days without smoked wheats? The only way to write a hit song is to risk your life trying to save a canoe. We couldn’t always afford good…
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#74 - I Got a Fever, and the Only Prescription is More Washboard (ft. A Day to Remember and Beartooth)
This week we're hanging with Kevin Skaff and Neil Westfall of A Day to Remember, and Caleb Shomo of Beartooth! You know it’s a good riff when you have to get up and take a shit. Beartooth invented COVID. Every member of A Day to Remember has a Story of the Year tattoo. Keep jam jars where they...
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#73 - CumUnion (ft. GUAPLORD and $mokecheddathaassgetta)
Sorry this is long and thick and hurt you. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan:...
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#72 - The Altoona Incident
The infamous Altoona Incident...Dan's worst-ever meltdown on stage, and the low point Story of the Year's career. Terrible night. Great story. Lesson learned: never go raw dog on stage. So sit back, open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon, and enjoy. Support Story of the Year on Patreon:...
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#71 - Skin-colored Whammy Bar
Welcome to Late Night with Ben Kenobi. The vagina is nature's pocket. Ryan loves trees, but loves his Hello Kitty notebooks more. To be perfectly honest, I would love to fist bump a robot. Ted Lasso > Dave > Cobra Kai. The first day of every year sucks for Dan. Ryan still hates cartoons. Warped...
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#70 - Adam Has COVID
I don't have enough energy to write show notes. I have COVID. Don't @ me. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram…
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#69 - Grandpas Are Everywhere, Dude
Never fuck unarmed. But the kangaroo is naked. Her name is Tina. She can really dry out a room. I have a picture of her fingers on my mic stand. I hope The Boys are ready for school. Bros before hoes, and the hoes is just everything else. Support Story of the Year on Patreon:...
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#67 - The Shawshank Redemption: Starring Banana Hands
We're in the studio. Music is awesome. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan:...
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#66 - The REAL Origin Story - Part 2 (ft. John Oakes)
John Oakes returns for even more insane tour stories and SOTY history. Josh no chinko wa ōkī desu. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram…
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#65 - The REAL Origin Story - Part 1 (ft. John Oakes)
The O.G. original fifth band member, former manager, tour manager, tech, and all around hustler himself, John Oakes, join us on the pod this week! We to take it back to day one and tell the real story. Don't forget your ROOTS! Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get...
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#64 - Timmy and Trost (ft. Timmy and Trost)
Lifelong friends and former road crew, Timmy Mergenthaler and Dan Trost, join us on the pod this week for a fucked up trip down Memory Avenue. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social...
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#63 - Podcasting is a Game of Inches (ft. Phil Gautieri AKA Biff Steel)
Let us explore The Great Mystery of Harno and the Singular Peanut. If you went to sleep in your own bed, but woke up in a hot tub in Josh’s basement, would you tell anyone? Microdoping is doing vacations right. Statistically, what percentage of twins 69 each other in the womb? On the next episode...
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#62 - Dan Hates Books
At some point in this episode, we actually talk about music, but also... Who wants to snort a microcose of Adderall off my butt? Leave me in The Matrix; give me a cheeseburger. Dragons are a key part of Josh’s mental health. Thankfully, rumor has it Peter Jackson’s new Beatles documentary heavily...
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#61 - Time to Feed The Boys
This week we listen to some Bang Bang demos, and also... We believe that assisted suicide should be legal, but only if the instrument of death is a bow and arrow. Josh has a secret DJ side hustle, and a helmet that looks like Optimus Prime’s dick. Dan kicked off the writing process of Wolves with…
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#60 - Story of the Year: Voted #1 - World’s Biggest Band
Ryan’s favorite activity on tour is buying a fast food meal and throwing it straight in the trash. Never make a Lost Prophets joke on stage at a wedding. Josh used to go to the casino to make rent money. We don’t fuck with low-yield fries. Story of the Year is now accepting applications for a…
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#59 - A Nazi Punched is a Pizza Earned (ft. Chris Ladley)
Technically, Ryan has been in a high-speed chase. Hey Guy Oseary, hit me on the big boy. There’s gonna be a lot of anxiety at the pearly gates. Zero pants; many boners. Actually, St. Louis is not the most dangerous city in the world. Got a ticket. Swallowed it. Josh has never played a political...
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#58 - Swallowed It
Did Tom Cruise get Invisalign, or did they just move the rest of his face? The Zapruder Film: was it JFK assassination footage, a cryptozoology sighting, or Dan’s sex tape? You be the judge. Ryan has the palest penis. Dan’s ears smell like smegma. If you smoke a meatloaf, but don’t inhale, does…
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