59. Avalanche Sharks
from Ghost Ninja Raccoon Hosted by Cee The Creep
This week, Winter horror continues and I willingly buried myself under 2014’s Avalanche Sharks, a movie that asked the bold question: what if sharks were ghosts… made of snow… with CGI from a cursed flash drive? Set at a ski resort where winter sports go to die, this flick unleashes spectral snow sharks that swim through powder, ice, and apparently the laws of physics. The CGI is aggressively terrible — like someone rendered a shark using a hotel Wi-Fi connection and sheer audacity — and somehow that’s still not the worst offense. Despite being a SyFy creature feature, there is a shocking lack of boobs, which feels almost disrespectful to the genre. Instead, we’re given an endless supply of guns that do absolutely nothing, because spoiler: you cannot shoot a ghost shark made of snow. So bundle up, suspend all logic, and listen as I break down: • why snow is apparently just water with ambition • how ghost rules work when the movie doesn’t care • and why this film is proof that sometimes the real horror is bad CGI and wasted ammo Grab your parka — the sharks are haunting, the bullets are flying, and none of it matters. 🦈❄️🔫 MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon EMAIL: [email protected] New Episodes drop Mondays! Up next: WINTER HORROR - #blackweek ☃️🔪🥶🏂❄️ #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #avalanchesharks #thiscenturyweek #syfychannelhorror #sharkhorror
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