Ghost Ninja Raccoon
by Cee The Creep
A weekly trip into the story of a horror movie touching all the genres, all the decades for reasons of podcast of fame and glory!! Each episode breaks down plot, characters and wildest moments with a little insight and a lot of side eye. Each month there is: This Century, Last Century, Black Week and Sequel Week to keep our picks fresh and varied. And don't worry if you don't like horror movies, I watch them so you don't have to, so if you've got 30 minutes, I'll give you all the tea on the Creatures Features, Snarky Murderers, Creepy Ghosts & Sexy Heroes each week in 30 minutes or less!
Episodes
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99. Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
We're closing out Dealer's Choice Month by checking into a mental institution where the doctors are horny for hell, the patients are expendable, and the treatment plan involves a BLOODY CHAIN MATTRESS OF LIFE AND DEATH! That's right, we're going straight to hell with Hellbound: Hellraiser II! Our...
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98. Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976) | Black Week Ghost Ninja Raccoon – Dealer’s Choice Month Dealer’s Choice Month continues, and for Black Week we're heading back to 1976 for some Blaxploitation horror with Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde! Starring Bernie Casey, we've got a brilliant Black doctor determined to cure...
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97. Blood Fest
Dealer’s Choice rolls on as we head to BLOOD FEST, where the horror fans came for fake blood, jump scares and overpriced festival food…and instead got a very aggressive lesson in immersive entertainment. Our FINAL BOY has spent years carrying some serious horror-related trauma, but when Blood…
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96. From Beyond
October, it’s Dealer’s Choice, and for our Last Century pick we’re going straight into the questionable science department with FROM BEYOND (1986)! Because apparently regIt’sular orgasms weren’t enough. This week, Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton and Ken Foree join us for a scientific experiment...
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95. See No Evil 2
Dead End Jobs Month is clocking out with Sequel Week and See No Evil 2 — a movie that teaches us one very important lesson: If your shift ends on your birthday…GO THE FUCK HOME. 🎂⏰ Birthday Girl is TEN MINUTES away from freedom when a pile of fresh bodies rolls into the morgue and she decides to...
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Re-Post: Dr. Giggles
Sometimes the dead-end job is retail. Sometimes it’s corporate America. And sometimes…you’re an escaped lunatic who decides to reopen the family medical practice with zero credentials, questionable equipment, and a murder bag full of instruments. I needed a week off from living, so for Dead End...
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94. Bad Hair
Sometimes you gotta be a Risky Bitch! Dead End Jobs Month rolls into #BlackWeek, and this week we’re clocking in at CULTURE, where it’s 1989 Los Angeles, the music is hot, the ambition is hotter, and apparently success comes with one very specific dress code: Girl…what are we doing with that…
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93. Bloodsucking Bastards
CLOCK IN. TRY NOT TO DIE. 🧛🏾♂️📊 September’s Dead End Jobs Month continues with our #ThisCenturyWeek pick, 2015’s Bloodsucking Bastards — a movie that asks the important question: What if corporate’s solution to low productivity was simply…vampires? Fran Kranz officially returns to GNR after...
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92. Chopping Mall
September is here, Labor Day is upon us, and Ghost Ninja Raccoon is celebrating the workforce the only way we know how: WELCOME TO DEAD END JOBS MONTH.Clock in. Try not to die. We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, 1986’s CHOPPING MALL, where corporate decides the local mall needs...
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91. Psycho 2
Family Horror Month is coming to a close, and for #SequelWeek we are heading back to the Bates Motel for 1983’s Psycho II — because apparently 22 years of psychiatric care is enough to send Norman Bates back home to the exact house where all his problems started. Seems reasonable. Norman has been...
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90. Stepfather
As we roll into Black Week for Family Horror Month, we finally make it to the movie that inspired the whole damn theme: Stepfather! This Tubi Original starring thee Taye Diggs alongside R&B diva Tamar Braxton came ready to serve camp, chaos, and enough Lifetime Movie energy to power an entire...
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89. Willy's Wonderland
Family Horror Month forges ahead with a quick family-fun stop for our This Century Pick! We’re celebrating a birthday, opening presents, having some cake, and hopefully surviving the night at Willy’s Wonderland. 🎂🤖🔪 This week, we join Nicolas Cage for what should be a simple overnight cleaning...
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88. It's Alive
For August, we’re diving headfirst into a brand new theme, and apparently choosing emotional violence because welcome to Family Horror Month! That’s right: toxic relationships, questionable parenting, inherited trauma and enough deeply uncomfortable family business to completely destroy...
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87. Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers
Since we started Summer Horror Month at camp, naturally we’re going to finish it at camp. And while you may be wondering if Jason Voorhees is about to pop out from behind a tree—don’t worry. Today’s killer is racking up Voorhees-level numbers using camp supplies, killer instincts and unlimited...
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87. Black as Night
Black as Night (2021) New Orleans has a vampire problem—and apparently, these bloodsucking bastards have been recruiting from the city’s most vulnerable communities. After a nighttime attack and a devastating loss, a shy teenager decides she has had enough. Armed with her ride-or-die bestie, a...
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85. Piranha 3D
🦈 Piranha 3D (2010) | Summer Horror Month As we party our way into our #ThisCenturyWeek pick for Summer Horror Month, we skipped the peaceful family vacation and headed straight into the most chaotic Spring Break imaginable. After an underwater earthquake cracks open a prehistoric feeding…
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84. The Burning
For #LastCenturyWeek of Summer Horror Month, we’re heading back to camp… because apparently sending horny teenagers into the woods after a homicidal groundskeeper sounds like a solid business model. Years after a prank leaves Camp Blackfoot’s caretaker, Cropsey, burned beyond recognition, a new...
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83. A Nightmare on Elm Street
For #BonusWeek, we had to go back to one of the most iconic slashers ever made. Before there were ghostface calls, killer dolls, or haunted Zoom meetings… there was one crispy child murderer who said, “Nah, I’mma catch you in your sleep.” When a group of teens all start having the same terrifying...
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82. Blade 2
For Juneteenth Week we’re revisiting one of the best horror-action sequels ever made: Blade II! What happens when Blade is forced to team up with the very vampires he’s spent his life hunting? Well, apparently the answer is: a whole lot of ass kicking, several questionable alliances, and an...
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81. The Blackening
For #BlackWeek of All 5’s Month, we headed to a cabin in the woods with The Blackening (2023) and honestly? This might be one of the funniest horror movies we’ve covered. A Juneteenth reunion weekend goes completely off the rails when a group of friends discovers a racist board game that wants to...
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80. You’re Next
For #ThisCenturyWeek of All 5’s Month, we head to a remote family vacation mansion where a rich family reunion goes spectacularly wrong in 2011’s You’re Next. Mom and Dad just wanted to celebrate their anniversary. Instead, they got sibling rivalry, inheritance schemes, three animal-masked…
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79. Psycho
For #LastCenturyWeek we headed to the most famous motel in horror history and discovered that sometimes the real danger isn’t stealing $40,000… it’s stopping for sandwiches with a weird guy who talks to his mother through the walls. After impulsively stealing a small fortune from her employer…
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77. 3-Headed Shark Attack
For Sequel Week of Vacation Horror Month, we could’ve hit the beach with Michael Caine in Jaws: The Revenge… but instead we chose chaos 😌 This week we’re ruining everybody’s vacation plans with 3 Headed Shark Attack — a movie where scientists studying ocean pollution realize WAY too late that…
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76. Somebody Help Me
For #blackweek of Vacation Horror Month, we head to Lake Arrowhead for a birthday getaway full of beautiful people, HORRIBLE decision making, and a whole lotta unlocked doors as we dive into 2007’s Somebody Help Me! What starts as a cozy cabin weekend birthday party quickly spirals into chaos…
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75. Zombeavers
It’s week two of Vacation Horror Month and apparently the real danger of a relaxing lake getaway isn’t drinking too much, cheating on your partner, or inviting emotionally unstable young adults into the woods… it’s BEAVERS. Specifically: toxic waste infected, flesh-hungry, relationship-destroying...
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74. Tourist Trap
It’s officially May which means: pack your bags, grab your snacks, and make sure your spare tire actually has air in it because we are entering Vacation Horror Month ✈️ Kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, we’re heading back to 1979 for Tourist Trap! Where a casual roadside detour turns...
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73. JASON X
For the final week of Action Horror April, we hit Sequel Week, which means we’re going somewhere familiar… but with a ridiculous upgrade. Where are we headed, and who’s coming with us? Oh, just casually blasting off into space with Jason Voorhees. That’s right: Jason X, aka: Jason goes to spacee!...
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RE-RELEASE EPISODE 32: Megashark vs. Crocosaurus
Y’all, I was tired AF and decided to give myself a week off, but just a week!! So I dug in the crates to find an appropriate #blackweek film Action Horror April and I found one. So if you haven’t already, enjoy this jaunt back to last summers shark month with your boy Dr. Private Urkel. And worry...
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72. The Guest
As Action Horror April hits the 2000s for our #ThisCentury pick, we roll into small-town chaos with The Guest—and spend a tight 1 hour 40 minutes staring respectfully (and disrespectfully) at Dan Stevens. This Sexy Soldier shows up in his fallen comrade’s hometown, armed with sympathy, charm, and…
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71. Silent Rage
It’s officially April, which means: new theme, new chaos. I did record this on Easter Sunday… but instead of making it about the Lordt, we’re making it about ass-kicking. Welcome to Action Horror April 💥 That’s right—alongside the murders, we’ve got fights, car chases, hookups, and yes… more...
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70. Tremors
I could’ve wrapped Monster March bonus week with Feast III… but that would’ve made too much sense. And as a certified contrarian, absolutely not. So instead? We’re heading straight into the 1990’s with the the desert chaos of Tremors! We’ve got Kevin Bacon in peak youthful hotness and Fred Ward…
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69. FEAST II: Sloppy Seconds
As we crash into Week 4 of Monster March, we pick up exactly where Week 1 left us—ankle-deep in blood and bad decisions—with FEAST II: Sloppy Seconds. We’ve barely escaped the bar—drenched in sweat, gore, and… yeah, let’s call it “monster fluids”—and we still don’t know a damn thing about these...
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68. Frankenfish
MONSTER MARCH rages on with #BlackWeek, and this time we’re heading deep into the swamp to battle FRANKENFISH 🐟⚡ An early-2000s sea monster flick where the real danger isn’t just the creature — it’s being stuck on a houseboat hours from civilization… or even the ocean. A sexy medical examiner...
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67. The Relic
As we travel back to 1997 for our second stop in Monster March, we kick things off in Brazil before heading to the Chicago Natural History Museum for The Relic. And when I say the museum… I mean a lot of time in the museum, with almost as much time crawling around the extremely gross tunnels...
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66. FEAST
We’ve strutted into March and you know what that means: new month, new madness. Sure, Saint Patrick’s Day was whispering sweet green nothings in my ear… but after last week’s chaotic detour into leprechaun territory? I decided to protect my peace. 😳 And since it’s also the one-year anniversary…
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65. Leprechaun 2
For the final week of Love Horror Month, I had to dig deep to satisfy the sacred law of #SequelWeek. After briefly flirting with the extra-gory, sexually uncomfy chaos of the Hellraiser franchise… I pivoted. Because sometimes love means choosing whimsy over whips. So instead of cenobites, we’re...
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64. Def by Temptation
It’s still our Love Horror month and we’ve arrived at #BlackWeek with Def by Temptation — where an almost-preacher has to wrestle his urges before he can graduate Bible school… and the final exam is VERY hands-on. A Sexy Succubus posts up in a smoky New York bar, picking off men faster than they...
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63. Valentine
Love is in the air… and so is unresolved middle-school trauma. Still in Love Horror month and This week I’m diving into 2001’s Valentine—a Y2K slasher where a group of grown adults learn (too late) that being cruel to an awkward kid at a Valentine’s Day dance can come back with a very sharp RSVP....
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62. The Wraith
New month, new theme — and we’re kicking off Love Horror by diving headfirst into our #LastCentury pick: The Wraith (1987), a movie that asks the eternal question: what if true love came back from the dead in the form of a hot, mysterious stranger with a killer car and zero patience for...
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61. Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
Alright, buckle up — Sequel Week gets frosty ❄️🩸 Show Notes: Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011) This week I’m heading back into the snow-covered hellscape that is Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings, the winter-set prequel that asks the eternal horror question: what if every decision was bad……
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60. Ice Spiders
This week we’re heading to the slopes for #BlackWeek where the snow is fake, the science is faker, and the spiders are… aggressively large. I’m talking about SyFy Channel’s 2007 masterpiece of chaotic winter nonsense: Ice Spiders. What happens when a secret government experiment…
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59. Avalanche Sharks
This week, Winter horror continues and I willingly buried myself under 2014’s Avalanche Sharks, a movie that asked the bold question: what if sharks were ghosts… made of snow… with CGI from a cursed flash drive? Set at a ski resort where winter sports go to die, this flick unleashes spectral snow...
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58. ICED
This week we’re diving headfirst into the icy hellscape that is January—because what better way to kick off 2026 than with some snowy, blustery, winter-themed horror? We’re skiing, we’re bundled in snowsuits, we’re mainlining hot cocoa, and—surprise—somebody’s getting kilt. Our #lastcentury pick...
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57. Minutes to Midnight
Since December insists on having five weeks, this is the BONUS WEEK episode—aka I watched whatever cursed nonsense called to me from the void. Enter: Minutes to Midnight. A New Year’s horror flick so unloved it doesn’t even have a critic score. Just silence. Warning silence. We’ve got young…
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56. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
December, week 4 means sequel time, and let’s be honest—there are only so many Christmas horror franchises. Since I wasn’t in the mood to be comically grossed out, I went classic and committed to a true sequel: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. This movie is a gift that keeps on giving: campy...
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55. Elf in the Hood
December Week 3 is here which means it’s officially #BlackWeek 🎄🖤 And our Black Christmas Horror pick is Elf in the Hood. Now let’s be real: it’s not really an elf and they are definitely not in the hood. But people do get taken out by our tiny, gun-toting menace, so points for commitment.…
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54. The Mean One
Week 2 of December! We’ve officially shuffled out of the 80s mullet era and marched straight into the 2000s for more Holiday Horror — this time with our #ThisCentury pick: The Mean One. Picture this: the Grinch’s messy play cousin who never grew a heart, stayed petty, and decided to season his...
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53. Christmas Evil
We’ve officially stumbled out of our celebration of thanks and straight into our celebration of gifts, which can only mean one thing: new month, new theme — Christmas Horror! And we’re kicking it off with our #LastCentury pick, Christmas Evil. Join me as I break down how one little boy’s magical...
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52. Thanksgiving 🦃🍗🪓
It’s the final week of Thanksgiving Horror Month and the official kickoff to America’s “Annual Overstuff-Yourself-With-17-Sides-And-Regret” celebration. So naturally, I’m bringing you Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving! In this one, shoppers absolutely lose their shit over free waffle irons, bodies start...
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51. Thankskilling
Just when you thought it was totally fine for Lassie’s play-cousin Flashie to trot into the woods and whiz on the tiniest totem pole in the tri-state area… surprise! It was not fine. Which is why this week, I present to you: THANKSKILLING. Yes, a necromanced, deeply petty turkey rises from the...
About this show
A weekly trip into the story of a horror movie touching all the genres, all the decades for reasons of podcast of fame and glory!! Each episode breaks down plot, characters and wildest moments with a little insight and a lot of side eye. Each month there is: This Century, Last Century, Black Week and Sequel Week to keep our picks fresh and varied. And don't worry if you don't like horror movies, I watch them so you don't have to, so if you've got 30 minutes, I'll give you all the tea on the Creatures Features, Snarky Murderers, Creepy Ghosts & Sexy Heroes each week in 30 minutes or less!
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Cee The Creep