5B GUESS THE CELEBRITY (27 AUG 26)

He came from suburbia dressed like the ambassador of a country that never existed, Asked powerful people questions so foolish their answers became evidence, And proved stupidity can be devastating when the idiot is secretly the smartest man in the room. He turned tinted glasses, sportswear and questionable grammar into investigative equipment, Made politicians explain civilisation to someone apparently losing the argument with English, Then became so convincing that distinguished guests forgot they were inside a joke.