6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour

Beat the summer heat and embark on an exhilarating river tour aboard the S.S. Clatfartbarge! This unique river tour through Clatfartburg offers a glimpse of the town's historic landmarks and captivating local legends. Enjoy the rush as you zoom past these sites while your lively captain shares tales of days gone by (as well as too-personal anechdotes!). Don't miss the chance to savor a refreshing root beer float and have cash ready to buy the best banjo album ever recorded. See you at the dock! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 5:52 The Basics: Geographics of the river, the boat, the customers 10:55 The Captain 21:22 We begin the tour at Winnifred Blanche's house! 25:13 Ruined Ampitheater 27:27 Evil Horse 33:55 The Great Ole Stick 34:35 Crispy Statue 38:01 Sampling the famous Clatfartburg Chowder 42:14 Clatfartburg Downtown + anechdotes 50:13 Herbert busts out the banjo 52:03 The end of the tour 58:37 Outro + Listener Head canon! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC