#61 TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN!

How’s Our Driving?Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙‍♂️💀This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense.We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on a delivery driver and gets the most unbothered response ever. Then we spiral straight into: 🛏️ Death bed confessions (what question would you force your best friend to answer with their last breath?) 🏦 Who would you bankrupt if there were zero consequences? (Let’s just say some companies deserve it.) 🍬 Wait… what flavor are Swedish Fish actually? (Because cherry ain't it.) 🏈 And oh yeah, Tom Brady may or may not have been caught kissing a dude. Do with that what you will.Then it gets... intense: 😬 Would you rather get a raging erection every time you’re near a child, or scream the N-word when someone says "Obama"? 🦝 Would you rather fight ONE rabid raccoon or 60 completely normal ones? This is peak philosophy.We also cover: 🧠 Chris's big life changes—quitting drinking, losing weight, growing out his hair... basically, he's trying to not be a walking hangover anymore. 🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter pickup lines (because nothing says "I’m a catch" like “Wanna see my wand?”) 📰 Selective headlines and how 30 people died in a tornado, but Twitter’s still arguing about Trump’s tariffs. 🐶 Chris gets stuck in traffic, only to find out it’s a procession for a military dog. Instant mood swing from road rage to respectful salute.We also dive into: 💀 Famous people who died on this day, because birthdays were a bust. 🌐 What the hell is the dark web anyway? 🏀 Top 10 athletes since 2000—prepare to be irrationally angry. 🧬 Human 2.0 upgrades—what features should we be installing in the next model? 🪑 Chris’s near-death experience involving a green screen, a swivel chair, and zero grace.And of course, this week’s Pour Choices (because nothing pairs with near-death like a cold one).Grab your wand, choose your raccoon-fighting stance, and get ready for the dumbest, most entertaining hour and a half of your week. 🍻Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO3:52 – HOW BIZZARE5:42 – NATIONAL DAYS10:14 – DEATH BED CONFESSION11:50 – WHO WOULD YOU BANKRUPT?14:04 – WHAT FLAVOR ARE SWEDISH FISH?17:42 – TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN!19:48 – GUESS WHERE THESE LANDMARKS ARE26:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER?30:52 – BIG LIFE CHANGES33:13 – CHRIS THE CRITIC39:14 – HARRY POTTER PICKUP LINES44:03 – SELECTIVE NEWS HEADLINES46:33 – HAPPY DEATH DAY47:46 – WHAT’S THE DARK WEB?50:26 – PODCAST UPDATE52:40 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES55:04 – PUPPY PROCESSION56:40 – TOP 10 ATHLETES SINCE 20001:00:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR “I CAN’T BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE DON’T DO THIS” HACK?1:10:03 – ASK REDDIT – A HUMAN 2.0 IS BEING RELEASED, WHAT CHANGES/IMPROVEMENTS DO YOU HOPE TO SEE?1:16:54 – NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE1:19:20 – OUTRO1:20:39 – LYNDON B. JOHNSON RAPCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #HarryPotterPickupLines #SwedishFishMystery #TomBradyDrama #Top10Athletes #DeathbedConfessions #HumanUpgrade #PodcastForMenSupport the show