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EPISODE · Jan 16, 2026 · 34 MIN

613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them

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To listen to this podcast, you must solve a riddle: What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet at noon, and three feet in the evening? Stumped? The answer is that it is a dog who, just before 12pm, decides to pretend to be a human so that it can buy cigarettes. Later that day, it hardens one of the cigarettes with wax, and uses it as a crutch because its hind legs are so sore. Anyway, I've been the Sphinx, you've been great! This week: Joe has been freed from lump ambiguity. Log provides an insight into his bold medical future. Matt is here, and makes comments throughout.

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