#63 IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU

How’s Our Driving?Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privileges. (Spoiler: It is.)We kick things off with: 🎉 A celebration of meaningless national days and even more meaningless celebrity birthdays 🍔 A heartbreaking tale of a bacon mac n’ cheese burger that never got to fulfill its destiny 🕳️ A straw debate that somehow turns into a civil war 🎶 The ultimate bracket of fake songs that go too hard (Justice for “Scotty Doesn’t Know”)Then things get weird:  ‍⚖️ A game of “Which celebrity has been arrested more?” that reveals DMX was basically on tour—with the cops💻 A breakdown of hilarious (and probably bannable) gamer tags 🎮 A heated discussion about video games and whether we’ve crossed into full nerd territory 🖐️ Sacrificing fingers for your favorite foods (because sometimes losing a pinky is worth the brisket) 🎧 The “correct” way to wear a headset—yes, there is one, and yes, you're doing it wrongAnd just when you think we’ve peaked: 📦 A thought experiment involving cubes, personality psychology, and pure nonsense 🐷 A large man with an even larger hog lets you know if you’ve been infected with COVID. Yeah… You remember ⏱️ A “time-stopped room” scenario that is definitely not just a setup for pervy jokes (but also… yes it is)We also hit: 🔮 Conspiracy theories we just made up—but sound a little too believable 💸 Universal scams that we all just shrug and accept (looking at you, Ticketmaster) 🌐 A quick dark web 101, including why you should probably never Google it 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices—the beers may change, but the regrets stay the sameThis episode is part debate club, part fever dream, and 100% why we’ll never be allowed to host a TED Talk.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO3:52 – HE IS RIZZIN’5:42 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAYS10:14 – GUEST INTRODUCTION11:50 – BACON MAC N CHEESE BURGER14:04 – HOW MANY HOLES DOES A STRAW HAVE?17:42 – WHAT’S THE BEST FAKE SONG?19:48 – GUEST WHICH CELEBRITY HAS BEEN ARRESTED MORE26:18 – FUNNY GAMERTAGS30:52 – ARE WE eSPORTS NERDS!?33:13 – SACRIFICIAL FINGERS39:14 – THE CORRECT WAY TO WEAR A HEADSET44:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER?46:33 – THE CUBE – A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT47:46 – THE COVID HOG55:55 – THE TIME-STOPPED ROOM50:26 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU MADE UP RIGHT NOW, THAT SOUNDS 100% BELIEVABLE52:40 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A UNIVERSAL SCAM THAT WE ALL JUST ACCEPT?55:04 – THE DARK WEB56:40 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES1:19:20 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FakeSongsThatSlap #StrawDebate #GamerTagsGoneWrong #WouldYouRather #FingerSacrifice #DarkWebLite #BaconBurgerTragedy #PodcastForMenSupport the show