#67 POPE LEO DECLARES ALL PIZZA NOW CHICAGO STYLE

How’s Our Driving?Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’t. But we try.)Then the chaos commences: 🍷 What happens when a blind person gets drunk? (This went places we’re definitely not qualified to go.) 🙏 Pope jokes so bad we’re probably going to hell. 🦻 THEY’RE LISTENING – and no, it’s not your paranoia. It’s real.And the highlight you didn’t know you needed:👵 The Fictional Grandma Draft – who’s making your cookies, telling your stories, and smacking you with a slipper when you act up? 🧠 Dad Brain is real, and apparently contagious. 💐 Mother’s Day reflections… quickly followed by 🙅‍♂️ “F* Them Kids” – featuring the kids next door who decided to introduce their soccer ball to the main water line…Plus: 🎉 A HUGE Happy Birthday shoutout 🎈 A surprise visit from the birthday girl herself 🕵️ Match the criminal to the crime. 🧼 Shower thoughts that prove our brains need a factory resetAnd to wrap it up: 😏 AskReddit: What’s your favorite way to ask someone if they want to have sex? (Spoiler: none of us are getting laid after this.) 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – featuring a beer with a label so confusing we needed a decoder ringIt’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unintentionally profound in all the wrong places. But hey, it’s somebody’s birthday—so pour a drink, hug your fictional grandma, and enjoy the ride.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:49 – HOW DO YOU TRAIN YOUR EYES? 4:07 – HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR A BLIND PERSON TO BE DRUNK? 6:29 – THE NEW POPE 9:52 – POPE JOKES! 16:34 – THEY’RE LISTENING! 18:30 – FICTIONAL GRANDMA DRAFT 24:54 – DAD BRAIN 26:51 – MOTHER’S DAY 33:33 – F*** THEM KIDS 40:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 41:43 – VISIT FROM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! 44:35 – MATCH THE CRIMINAL TO THE CRIME 47:36 – SHOWER THOUGHTS 51:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX? 55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 55:55 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #100MenVsGorilla #SharkTankFails #TriviaTime #DarkHumor #BluetoothPetRock #AnnualPerformanceReview #FunnyConspiracyTheories #PodcastForMenSupport the show