#68 Pretty Freaking Perfect in my Eyes

What's good, Toteland? In this episode, we explore the origins of ass eating in the western world and them cheeks just turn into two big Christmas hams like in a Daffy Duck cartoon. We answer an embarassing question from Reddit and condemn a man to hell. We scour the floor for tokens at Dave and Buster's. Our good-ol' question box takes us to the ~=FRIENDZONE=~ where we evaluate JEFF's performance. Hey quick question, can you hurry up and git gud? Can you tell your girlfriend to git gud? Is it important she git gud? If you've been dating someone for around a month, should you push for commitment? *SPOILER ALERT* Don't. Choose your own adventure time! You receive a letter from a casual acquaintance you met one time inviting you to go see an expensive concert featuring an artist you discussed. You've given them no information other than your name. Do you go? Do you go if it's Death Grips? Aphex Twin?