#8: Protect The Shutout!

The only doctor recommended remedy to sooth the unrelenting swells of existential self-doubt that is the NHL off-season. This episode, we answer the age old question: what happens to a Podcast without facts during of time without news? Join us as we decide which Karlsson can stay and which Karlsson has to go, who Ovechkin will be presenting the cup to next season, and what is precise weight-bearing capacity of Barry Trotz’s Laurels. Plus, in our hard-hitting deep dive sections, we track down Patient Zero of the epidemic that is suddenly afflicting the NHL: stacked teams of overpaid sell-outs.  And we premier our three-part series about the misunderstood town of Fuckshit, New Hampshire and their beloved hockey team, the FuckShit Nuggets (brought to you by WNYC). And for the love of god, let us know if anyone has seen Paul Kariya. We’re really worried.