#81 2 GIRLS, 1 LAKE

How’s Our Driving?Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” MargaritasThis week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just send him down the slide one last time for the boys.  We kick off the descent into madness with:📦 Chris’s Delivery Debacle: Part Infinity – if one more neighbor touches his packages, it’s legally a hate crime 🧺 Sack vs. Bag – a philosophical debate no one asked for but now you're trapped in 💰 How much lost money is out there? Then things get real morally questionable: 🎰 Chris wins $500 on a scratch-off – The tax man’s already outside 💖 Cutest thing you do for your partner? Emotional damage incoming 🧑‍🏫 What grade could you teach? Probably none, but the lawsuits would be hilarious 🛝 Dead Guy on the Slide – do you carry him down respectfully… or use gravity like God intended?Meanwhile: 🗣️ Would You Scream “Help”? or just accept fate like a background character in Law & Order 📜 David reads more basic training letters – young, naive, and not yet broken 🏈 Roll Tide Roast Session – Alabama’s football fans are a cult and we have proof 👻 Lake Lanier is definitely haunted – and by “haunted,” we mean “actively trying to kill you” 🍹 Couple butt-chugs margaritas in public – and honestly, that’s not the worst thing to happen in Georgia that weekAlso featuring: 🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices 🙃 Would You Rather 🖼️ Explain the Image: Wrong Answers Only  🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 📉 Are financial advisors a scam? Or just middlemen for capitalism’s Ponzi scheme? 🌐 Ask Reddit’s that make you want to jump off a bridge – and into Lake LanierThis episode has it all: insect warfare, haunted lakes, corpse logistics, butt-based mixology, and one very uncomfortable debate about sacks.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:56 – MORE DELIVERY TROUBLES 7:14 – WHAT IS A SACK? 9:01 – BEES VS. WASPS 11:11 – MISSING FUNDS 14:42 – $500 LOTTERY WINNER 15:43 – WHAT'S THE CUTEST THING YOU DO? 19:02 – WHAT’S THE HIGHEST GRADE YOU COULD TEACH EFFECTIVELY? 19:48 – UNALIVED FAT GUY 22:00 – HANKERING FOR A CRUISE  24:27 – WOULD YOU SAVE A LIFE? 27:43 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 32:49 – ROLL TIDE! 39:13 – LAKE LANIER 46:51 – BUTT-CHUGGING MARGARITAS 50:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 52:22 – DON'T SAY THE SAME THING AS ME 57:08 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:00:06 – EXPLAIN THE IMAGE - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 1:01:31 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:06:27 – NEW CAR TROUBLES 1:13:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'D DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? 1:18:10– FINANCIAL ADVISORS 1:19:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT INTERNET SLANG HAS ALWAYS ANNOYED YOU? 1:24:15 – OUTRO __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #DarkHumorPodcast #DeadGuyOnTheSlide #ButtChuggingMargaritas #LakeLanierHaunted #BeesVsWasps #LotteryScams #DenimSkinProblems #SackDebate #DeliveryFailsChroniclesSupport the show