#82 I BEQUEATH THIS UNTO YOU

How’s Our Driving?Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante JusticeThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who once debated the ethics of pushing a corpse down a slide: Hijack Airbnb’s and log them into our YouTube. That’s not a joke. That’s a call to action.From there, we spiral gloriously into the dumbest smart conversations imaginable: 🍓 What’s the greatest Pop-Tart flavor? (And why is your answer wrong?) 💍 Travis Kelce bought Taylor Swift a $500K ring… but Ronaldo dropped $5 million on a woman nobody’s ever heard of. Are we doing ring math wrong? 🎬 Chris gets mistaken for someone who lived through the Great Depression. 📦 After another mail mix-up, Chris finally gets his long-lost package… and David sends DoorDash a sketch of a missing banana to get a refund.Then it gets Hogwarts meets Heisman: 🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter trivia no one asked for but everyone needed 📬 David reads more letters from Basic Training that should’ve been burned for everyone’s dignity 🏈 TRY NOT TO LAUGH – Fantasy Football Team Names that would get you fired from HR 😈 Diabolical Nicknames (Part 2) — “The Printer Whisperer,” “Salmonella Steve,” and “Cough Syrup Carla” make their return 🤯 Rapid-fire trivia that exposes how little school actually taught usAnd of course, this week’s unhinged hypotheticals: 🚀 If you were a vigilante, what would your crime-fighting specialty be? 👰 Engagement ring budgets: how many digits is “just enough”? 👻 What secrets are you taking to the grave? (No, seriously. Reddit told us.) 💰 Can you guess the world’s top 10 highest-paid athletes without sounding like a sports toddler? 📺 Chris recaps a bizarre experience that involves… Seinfeld? 📆 National Days you definitely forgot existedSo go grab your Pop-Tarts, make a fake banana outline, and log into your Airbnb TV—it’s time to make some poor choices.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 6:33 – NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE 7:44 – VIGILANTE JUSTICE 10:15 – WHAT’S THE BEST FLAVOR POP-TART?  14:58 – WHAT’S YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING BUDGET? 18:46 – IT’S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES 15:43 – WE’RE STILL OLD 23:18 – DELIVERY UPDATE 25:27 – DUDE, WHERE’S MY BANANA? 27:10 – DID YOU KNOW? – HARRY POTTER EDITION  38:37 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 43:38 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES 50:08 – DIABOLICAL NICKNAMES PART 2 53:42 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 58:43 – TOP 10 HIGHEST PAID ATHLETES 1:03:28 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:19 – NATIONAL DAYS 1:07:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SECRET THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER TELL YOUR FAMILY? 1:13:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:07 – HOW BIZARRE!? 1:16:18 – OUTRO  __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #BananaSketchRefund #RingMathIsBroken #FantasyFootballFever #DiabolicalNicknames #PopTartWars #YouTubeAirbnbHack #ChrisGotHisPackage #EngagementRingEconomics #SeinfeldSpiralsSupport the show