85. Unhinged Headlines: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

On today’s show we discuss some wild ass headlines— from the chicken who crossed the wrong road, to the Texas wig snatcher and Disney’s Dexter Morgan. SUBSCRIBE NOW for exclusive bonus content! https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/bitch-i-cant/subscribeSUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://buymeacoffee.com/bicantpodSources: https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepperhttps://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/video-shows-cuban-rapper-chocolate-mc-allegedly-kidnapping-fan-in-opa-locka/3649530/https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-man-accused-targeting-okeechobee-county-fire-trucks-personal-vehicles-nails/65371533https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/ohio-venezuela-student-anthony-labrador-b2766740.html