#88 THE BEAR NECESSITIES

How’s Our Driving?Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s FingerThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow.From there, we spiral into chaos like usual:Fiber One missed a marketing slam dunk by not being called Fiber Two. DoorDash Duels — imagine every driver having to sword fight before delivering your burger. iOS 26 & Apple Glass — because what the world really needs is notifications projected onto your corneas. Dark Jokes so bad, even Satan said, “too far, bro.” Jerry Jones got fined $250k for flipping off a fan — a small price to pay for the most relatable thing he’s ever done. Would You Rather questions that’ll make you question your morals and your friendships. If Aliens Landed... what meal are you offering first? (Hint: not gas station sushi.)We wrap up with NFL stats that sound fake, rapid-fire trivia, and AskReddit confessions that prove humanity peaked somewhere around 2009.👉 Smash that like button harder than Jerry hit “send,” subscribe so you don’t miss our next existential crisis, and drop a comment telling us what food you’d serve the aliens. (If you say salad, you’re lying.)Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 5:18 – PREHISTORIC CONSPIRACY 6:43 – THEY’RE MORE THAN GOOD 9:37 – WHAT IF…? 14:48 – APPLE GLASS 16:58 – DARK JOKES 21:15 – JERRY JONES 22:41 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 25:17 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 28:35 – IF ALIENS LANDED… 33:54 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 3 37:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES 40:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 41:34 – ASK REDDIT – TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE IN ONE SENTENCE 44:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE YOU BETTER AT THAN 90% OF PEOPLE? 48:09 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 50:17 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #NFL #AliensAmongUs #WouldYouRather #JerryJones #PodcastForMen #BeerLogicSupport the show