#89 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN COURT

How’s Our Driving?Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic ActivitiesWhat do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode.This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out dumber for it. We kick off with time-traveling twins, cemetery etiquette for your wives, and Would You Rather scenarios that could get you canceled. Then we take on blind ranking nonsense, debate society’s unwritten rules (like “Don’t microwave fish at work, Todd”), and draft things you'd say to your dog that would get you divorced if said to a human.We also get:·       Insane NFL stats that make you question reality·       Deep thoughts like “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”·       The ultimate million-dollar survival game (spoiler: you’ll die in the Andes)·       A Reverse Family Feud game that makes zero sense·       Strategies for war against ants (Team Cinnamon wins)·       And a what-if apocalypse moment that makes you ask: “Am I really the last one standing… in Ohio?”Smash that like button, or don’t—we’re not your dad. But if you want to be buried next to us in the YouTube algorithm, hit subscribe. Drop a comment with your hot dog stance or your ant war strategy. We won’t read it, but the algorithm might.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 8:58 – DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWINS 11:34 – LOVE & MARRIAGE 13:58 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 19:27 – BLIND RANK THESE THINGS 23:17 – UNWRITTEN RULES 27:46 – THINGS YOU WOULD SAY TO YOUR DOG, BUT NOT YOUR WIFE 34:10 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 4 38:07 – DE-PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS 43:52 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE 52:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 55:44 – REVERSE FAMILY FEUD 59:23 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST STRATEGY FOR WINNING A WAR AGAINST ANTS? 1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – EVERYONE ON EARTH DIES RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO? 1:12:32 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:02 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#comedy #podcast #malehumor #darkjokes #beerbros #NFLstats #WouldYouRather #adulthumor #comedygoldSupport the show