89. Willy's Wonderland

Family Horror Month forges ahead with a quick family-fun stop for our This Century Pick! We’re celebrating a birthday, opening presents, having some cake, and hopefully surviving the night at Willy’s Wonderland. 🎂🤖🔪 This week, we join Nicolas Cage for what should be a simple overnight cleaning gig after an extremely convenient unforeseen car situation leaves him working off his repair bill at a shuttered family fun center. Easy enough. Except the place is crawling with evil animatronics, the entire town is shady as hell, and Nicolas Cage has apparently decided that WORDS ARE FOR THE WEAK. That’s right. Our man checks in at approximately ZERO lines of dialogue. But don’t worry our Feisty Teens arrive to provide plenty of talking, screaming, bad decisions, and that special brand of teenage confidence that says, “Sure, several people have died here…but WE have a plan.” In this one we get: 🤐 Nicolas Cage delivering literally the fewest lines possible: NONE. 🗑️ Town leaders up to some of the shadiest shit this side of a manure dump. 🔥 The spunkiest teen alive attempting to save lives by somehow losing damn near every life she brought with her. 🤖 Animatronics finally delivering the murderous Chuck E. Cheese energy I expected from Five Nights at Freddy’s. 🧹 And one silent-ass janitor who takes his breaks ON TIME, cleans up every mess he makes, and refuses to let supernatural foolishness interfere with his work ethic. So sit back, press play, and find out what happens when you make a deal with a speechless Nicolas Cage and then fail to explain that the job comes with homicidal animatronics. Because when Willy’s Wonderland gets dirty… Nicolas Cage cleans house. And then literally cleans the house. Need more CAGE RAGE?!?! Check out Episode #18, Longlegs Need more Stupid Teens?! Check out Episode #28, Dr. Giggles #WillysWonderland #NicolasCage #HorrorPodcast #HorrorComedy #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorMoviePodcast #CultHorror #AnimatronicHorror #KillerAnimatronics #CreatureFeature #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MovieReviewPodcast #FamilyHorrorMonth #ThisCenturyWeek #GhostNinjaRaccoon