9 14 26 Giant Wieners, Angry Goats & Other Monday Emergencies

Absolutely — I can turn all of that into clean, concise episode show notes for September 14, keeping the DaWack flavor without making the notes as long as the show itself. 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Monday, September 14, 2026 Live from Studio E at the Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios! It’s Monday again — the weekend lasted about 11 minutes, the coffee isn’t working fast enough, and somehow society expects us to be productive. Zack Da Wack is back behind the mic with another hot-rockin’, flame-throwin’ edition of DaWack in da Morning! 🎉 Today’s  Holidays 🍩 National Cream-Filled Donut Day — Because apparently putting sugar on the OUTSIDE wasn’t enough. 🥪 Eat a Hoagie Day — Hoagie, sub, hero or grinder. Same sandwich, four opportunities for America to argue. 🖍️ National Coloring Day — Remember when your biggest responsibility was staying inside the lines? 👔 Boss/Employee Exchange Day — Employees get the office. Bosses get the actual work. 🍪 Black & White Cookie Day — Chocolate and vanilla peacefully sharing one cookie. 🍬 Gobstopper Day — The candy that lasts longer than your paycheck. 🍺 National Sober Day — Recognizing sobriety and supporting those living sober. 🕯️ Remembering We remember some famous names who left us on September 14: Patrick Swayze • Norm Macdonald • Grace Kelly • President William McKinley • LaWanda Page 📜 This Day in History 🇺🇸 1814 — Francis Scott Key writes the words that become The Star-Spangled Banner. 💾 1956 — IBM introduces the RAMAC computer system and disk storage. 🌕 1959 — Luna 2 becomes the first human-made object to reach the Moon. 🛢️ 1960 — OPEC is founded. 📺 1985 — The Golden Girls premieres on NBC. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia prove cheesecake can solve almost anything. 🎸 This Day in Music 🎹 Little Richard records “Tutti Frutti.” 🎸 Eric Clapton takes “I Shot the Sheriff” to #1. 🎹 Stevie Wonder tops the album chart with Fulfillingness’ First Finale. 🎸 The Rolling Stones play a not-so-secret club gig as Little Boy Blue & The Cockroaches. 📺 The first MTV Video Music Awards arrive in 1984 — and Madonna gives America a Like a Virgin performance nobody forgets. 🍖 Meat Loaf returns with Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell. 🎂 Birthday Wackos We’re blowing out the candles for: 🎤 Nas — 53 🧟 Andrew Lincoln — 53 🚀 Walter Koenig — 90 🎤 Morten Harket — 67 🎤 Amy Winehouse — born September 14, 1983; she would have turned 43. 🤦‍♂️ STUPID NEWS! Real stories proving humanity still needs adult supervision. This edition includes: 🦧 An orangutan allegedly making off with a boat. 🦇 Possibly the worst bat-related wake-up call imaginable. 🪱 Scientists shaking worms — because apparently somebody got funding for that. 🐊 A crocodile head turning up in airport luggage. 🐍 A boa constrictor hiding under a car hood. 🍺 Thieves making off with a staggering amount of Guinness. ⚰️ Competitive grave digging. Yes, apparently that exists. 🐍 A boa constrictor auditioning for the Metropolitan Opera. 🌭 Thousands of baseball fans trying to put a giant wiener into a giant bun. 🐐 Police taking on one seriously pissed-off goat. 🦌 A supposedly “dead” deer giving a deputy the scare of his life. 🪶 And one man's desire for a burger leading him all the way to an ostrich farm. These stories are real. That's the disturbing part. ☕ Plus More Wack Pumpkin spice gets some competition from caramel apple. Could your online reviews help scammers figure out who you know? We unload another batch of BS Wack Facts, investigate signs that your company healthcare plan may completely suck, and celebrate football season with some highly questionable new penalties. 🔮 HORRIBLESCOPES™ The world-famous, highly outrageous and never-ever-contagious DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes return! All 12 signs receive the completely unqualified astrological guidance nobody requested. Scientific accuracy: approximately zero. Entertainment value: considerably higher. 😂 Random Joke “My mother-in-law always used to say, ‘40 is the new 30.’ Lovely woman… banned from driving.” 💭 Deep Thought “What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.” It’s Monday. Grab the coffee. Lower your expectations. And if everything goes completely to hell… there’s always a cream-filled donut. 🍩 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Mondays & Fridays 🌐 A Podcast @ zackdawack.com 📞 984-DAWACK-1 Like it. Follow it. Subscribe. Share it with your people. Thanks to all the Wackos, Weirdos, Reverts, Preverts, Dingbats and Jello Heads Anonymous for listening! Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. WACK OUT! 🤘🎙️ That keeps the episode description easy to scan while still sounding unmistakably like DaWack.