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DAWACK IN DA MORNING Friday, September 18, 2026 FRIDAY EDITION — LET’S WACK & ROLL! Zackarey Ernesto Wackalina the 3rd is back behind the mic, broadcasting from Studio E at the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios inside the DaWack Shack Podcasting Complex! Good morning to the beautiful people from Abernathy, Texas to New Baltimore, Michigan, Whisper Walk, Florida to Plainview, Long Island — and all around the world! It’s FRIDAY, September 18, 2026, and somehow we survived another week. THE DAWACK HOLIDAY ROUNDUP We’re celebrating National Cheeseburger Day, Red Velvet Cake Day, Rice Krispies Treats Day, Read an eBook Day, World Bamboo Day, National Tradesmen Day, National Respect Day, First Love Day and Chiropractic Founder’s Day. We also recognize International Equal Pay Day and take a serious moment for National POW/MIA Recognition Day, honoring American prisoners of war, those still missing and unaccounted for, and their families. CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Blowing out the candles today: James Marsden — 53 Jada Pinkett Smith — 55 Jason Sudeikis — 51 Aisha Tyler — 56 Patrick Schwarzenegger — 33 Christian Pulisic — 28 Holly Robinson Peete — 62 Frankie Avalon — 86 Plus, remembering September 18 birthday legends James Gandolfini and Greta Garbo. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Remembering notable people who left us on September 18, including: Jimi Hendrix — 1970, 27 Ruth Bader Ginsburg — 2020, 87 Dag Hammarskjöld — 1961, 56 Ken Norton — 2013, 70 Bob “Bullet Bob” Hayes — 2002, 59 Frank Morgan — 1949, 59 Leonhard Euler — 1783, 76 THIS DAY IN HISTORY We crank up the DaWack Time Machine for September 18: George Washington lays the cornerstone of the U.S. Capitol. The first issue of The New York Times is published. CBS goes on the air. The devastating Great Miami Hurricane strikes South Florida. The National Security Act takes effect, reshaping the U.S. national-security structure. Future President Jimmy Carter files a UFO report. Patty Hearst is captured by the FBI. ICANN is established, helping make internet addresses considerably easier than typing a bunch of numbers nobody remembers. Scotland votes on independence from the United Kingdom. THIS DAY IN MUSIC September 18 is absolutely LOADED. Country music makes an early appearance at Carnegie Hall. Bobby Vee hits #1 with “Take Good Care of My Baby.” The Beatles bring Beatlemania to Dallas. The Beach Boys release Smiley Smile. Rock loses the legendary Jimi Hendrix at only 27. Pink Floyd performs at the Classical Music Festival in Montreux. Boston unleashes “More Than a Feeling.” In 1978, all FOUR members of KISS release solo albums on the same day. Eagles release “Heartache Tonight.” Genesis releases Abacab in the UK. KISS appears on MTV without their trademark makeup. KISS releases Crazy Nights. Reba McEntire gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Madonna releases Music. Papa Roach releases “Last Resort.” Bon Jovi takes an early leap into online concert streaming. Apparently September 18 is unofficially KISS Day. THE FUNNY FIRM We dig into the headlines that desperately needed jokes: A giant whale shark cruises around Malibu. The UK House of Lords tackles the potential human-rights implications of AI. Researchers look at time-restricted eating. Hollywood celebrates another awards season. Plus jokes about drinking, Los Angeles crime and football. STUPID NEWS Because regular news wasn’t stupid enough. WRONG AIRPORT. VERY WRONG AIRPORT. A business jet reportedly aiming for Cotswold Airport ends up at RAF Fairford instead. Missing your exit is one thing. Accidentally landing at a military installation? GPS: “Recalculating…” A TICK BITE LEADS TO… OSTRICHES?! A strange chain of events involving a tick bite, a meat allergy and hundreds of ostriches. Most people buy Benadryl. Somebody apparently said: “Better get 400 ostriches.” COMPETITIVE GRAVE DIGGING Because apparently regular grave digging wasn’t exciting enough, Hungary gives us competitive grave digging. Finally, a sport where nobody wants the grand prize. DAWACK HORRIBLESCOPES September 18–24, 2026 The stars are back. Unfortunately, they’ve reviewed your recent behavior. Aries needs a helmet. Taurus isn’t leaving the house. Gemini can’t keep gossip quiet. Cancer just needs a sandwich. Leo isn’t getting enough attention. Virgo’s carefully organized weekend is doomed. Libra still can’t make a decision. Scorpio remembers EVERYTHING. Sagittarius is financially restricted to Costco adventures. Capricorn is working while everybody else has fun. Aquarius has another “brilliant” idea. And Pisces needs to stay away from Taco Bell at 1:30 in the morning. The universe has spoken. We’re not saying it’s correct. We’re saying you’ve been warned. 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Absolutely — I can turn all of that into clean, concise episode show notes for September 14, keeping the DaWack flavor without making the notes as long as the show itself. 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Monday, September 14, 2026 Live from Studio E at the Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios! It’s Monday again — the weekend lasted about 11 minutes, the coffee isn’t working fast enough, and somehow society expects us to be productive. Zack Da Wack is back behind the mic with another hot-rockin’, flame-throwin’ edition of DaWack in da Morning! 🎉 Today’s  Holidays 🍩 National Cream-Filled Donut Day — Because apparently putting sugar on the OUTSIDE wasn’t enough. 🥪 Eat a Hoagie Day — Hoagie, sub, hero or grinder. Same sandwich, four opportunities for America to argue. 🖍️ National Coloring Day — Remember when your biggest responsibility was staying inside the lines? 👔 Boss/Employee Exchange Day — Employees get the office. Bosses get the actual work. 🍪 Black & White Cookie Day — Chocolate and vanilla peacefully sharing one cookie. 🍬 Gobstopper Day — The candy that lasts longer than your paycheck. 🍺 National Sober Day — Recognizing sobriety and supporting those living sober. 🕯️ Remembering We remember some famous names who left us on September 14: Patrick Swayze • Norm Macdonald • Grace Kelly • President William McKinley • LaWanda Page 📜 This Day in History 🇺🇸 1814 — Francis Scott Key writes the words that become The Star-Spangled Banner. 💾 1956 — IBM introduces the RAMAC computer system and disk storage. 🌕 1959 — Luna 2 becomes the first human-made object to reach the Moon. 🛢️ 1960 — OPEC is founded. 📺 1985 — The Golden Girls premieres on NBC. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia prove cheesecake can solve almost anything. 🎸 This Day in Music 🎹 Little Richard records “Tutti Frutti.” 🎸 Eric Clapton takes “I Shot the Sheriff” to #1. 🎹 Stevie Wonder tops the album chart with Fulfillingness’ First Finale. 🎸 The Rolling Stones play a not-so-secret club gig as Little Boy Blue & The Cockroaches. 📺 The first MTV Video Music Awards arrive in 1984 — and Madonna gives America a Like a Virgin performance nobody forgets. 🍖 Meat Loaf returns with Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell. 🎂 Birthday Wackos We’re blowing out the candles for: 🎤 Nas — 53 🧟 Andrew Lincoln — 53 🚀 Walter Koenig — 90 🎤 Morten Harket — 67 🎤 Amy Winehouse — born September 14, 1983; she would have turned 43. 🤦‍♂️ STUPID NEWS! Real stories proving humanity still needs adult supervision. This edition includes: 🦧 An orangutan allegedly making off with a boat. 🦇 Possibly the worst bat-related wake-up call imaginable. 🪱 Scientists shaking worms — because apparently somebody got funding for that. 🐊 A crocodile head turning up in airport luggage. 🐍 A boa constrictor hiding under a car hood. 🍺 Thieves making off with a staggering amount of Guinness. ⚰️ Competitive grave digging. Yes, apparently that exists. 🐍 A boa constrictor auditioning for the Metropolitan Opera. 🌭 Thousands of baseball fans trying to put a giant wiener into a giant bun. 🐐 Police taking on one seriously pissed-off goat. 🦌 A supposedly “dead” deer giving a deputy the scare of his life. 🪶 And one man's desire for a burger leading him all the way to an ostrich farm. These stories are real. That's the disturbing part. ☕ Plus More Wack Pumpkin spice gets some competition from caramel apple. Could your online reviews help scammers figure out who you know? We unload another batch of BS Wack Facts, investigate signs that your company healthcare plan may completely suck, and celebrate football season with some highly questionable new penalties. 🔮 HORRIBLESCOPES™ The world-famous, highly outrageous and never-ever-contagious DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes return! All 12 signs receive the completely unqualified astrological guidance nobody requested. Scientific accuracy: approximately zero. Entertainment value: considerably higher. 😂 Random Joke “My mother-in-law always used to say, ‘40 is the new 30.’ Lovely woman… banned from driving.” 💭 Deep Thought “What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.” It’s Monday. Grab the coffee. Lower your expectations. And if everything goes completely to hell… there’s always a cream-filled donut. 🍩 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Mondays & Fridays 🌐 A Podcast @ zackdawack.com 📞 984-DAWACK-1 Like it. Follow it. Subscribe. Share it with your people. Thanks to all the Wackos, Weirdos, Reverts, Preverts, Dingbats and Jello Heads Anonymous for listening! Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. WACK OUT! 🤘🎙️ That keeps the episode description easy to scan while still sounding unmistakably like DaWack.

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning “The River of Wack” 📅 Friday, August 28, 2026 It’s Friday! We survived another week, productivity officially checked out sometime Wednesday, and Zack Da Wack is back to send you into the weekend with another trip down The River of Wack! 🎉 Holiday Roundup We celebrate some of August 28th’s finest—and strangest—holidays: National Bow Tie Day • National Cherry Turnover Day • National Red Wine Day • Crackers Over the Keyboard Day • National Power Rangers Day • Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day • Radio Commercials Day • International Read Comics in Public Day • Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day 🐾❤️ 🕯️ Remembering Those We Lost Remembering notable figures who passed away on August 28, including Chadwick Boseman, John Huston, Robert Shaw, Anissa Jones, Juan Gabriel, Mr. Fuji, and Frederick Law Olmsted. 📜 This Day in History August 28th gave us plenty of history, including: Scientific American publishing its first issue, Pepsi-Cola getting its name, the formation of Toyota Motor Corporation, the tragic murder of Emmett Till, Strom Thurmond’s marathon filibuster, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, unrest surrounding the 1968 Democratic National Convention, the Ramstein Air Show disaster, and the evacuation of New Orleans ahead of Hurricane Katrina. 🎸 This Day in Music We travel through August 28th music history with Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Tammy Wynette, Alice Cooper, The Jacksons, Kylie Minogue, Billy Joel and the spectacular brotherly meltdown of Oasis. And yes—Billy Joel’s River of Dreams gives us a pretty good excuse for today’s episode title. 📰 DaWack’s Stupid News Reality once again proves it can out-stupid anything we could make up. 🍕 A three-inch pizza shortage becomes a compensation-worthy crisis. 🐱 Mumbai Metro puts a cat in management as Chief Feline Officer. 💩 An airline passenger creates an in-flight situation nobody wanted. 🤖 A racing robot discovers the importance of BRAKES. 📝 Someone crams 150 words onto a sticky note. 🪼 Florida gets a jellyfish museum. 🥪 And one restaurant customer discovers their sandwich is apparently still ALIVE. Plus, a few more strange headlines proving that Stupid News will never run out of material. 🔮 DaWack’s Friday Horrible-Scopes™ The stars have spoken—and apparently they started drinking early for the weekend. Birthday shout-outs include LeAnn Rimes, Jason Priestley, Jack Black, Shania Twain, Jennifer Coolidge, Daniel Stern, Barbara Bach, Ken Jenkins and Sonny Shroyer. Then all 12 zodiac signs receive the highly inaccurate, legally questionable and completely ridiculous DaWack Horrible-Scope treatment. 🌟 Weekend Cosmic Advice: DO NOT START ANYTHING NEW AFTER 3 PM. Don't answer that email. Don't volunteer for anything. Don't tell your spouse, “I think I can fix that myself.” And whatever happens this weekend... DON’T BUY THE KAYAK! 😂 🎧 DaWack in da Morning 🌐 zackdawack.com 🎙️ Mondays & Fridays

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning — Monday, August 17, 2026 Monday is back, and so is the nonsense! We’re celebrating National Thrift Shop Day, Black Cat Appreciation Day, I Love My Feet Day, Vanilla Custard Day and more—with the usual DaWack treatment. Plus: 🔮 DaWack’s Horrible-Scopes — questionable advice from drunken stars. 🤯 BS Whack Facts 😂 Funny Tweets of the Week 🐱 Reasons your cat will never be a TikTok star ☀️ Signs your summer officially sucks 🤪 Plenty of random jokes, useless knowledge and Monday stupidity. Grab the coffee and lower your expectations—it’s another Monday with DaWack in da Morning!

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Monday, August 10, 2026 Episode Title:  National Lazy Day, So Why Are We Working? Mondays don't have to be boring! This episode of DaWack in da Morning is loaded with laughs as we celebrate National S'mores Day, National Lazy Day, Spoil Your Dog Day, and more. We recognize celebrity birthdays including Antonio Banderas, Ian Anderson, and Kylie Jenner, while remembering a few notable names we've lost. Then we take a trip through history with the Louvre opening its doors, the creation of the Smithsonian Institution, the patenting of the electric guitar, the premiere of The Wizard of Oz, and the arrest of the Son of Sam. We also revisit memorable moments in music featuring Stevie Wonder, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, and more. Plus, don't miss another edition of DaWack's Monday HorribleScopes™, where no zodiac sign escapes the Monday misery, along with a fresh batch of Stupid News featuring bizarre headlines, strange people, and the kind of stories that prove reality is often funnier than fiction. Start your week with laughs, sarcasm, rock 'n' roll, and just enough bad decisions to make Monday bearable—only on DaWack in da Morning!   email: [email protected]  

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Monday, August 3, 2026 Mondays may be terrible, but we're making them a little more entertaining! This episode is packed with DaWack-style laughs as we celebrate National Watermelon Day, Grab Some Nuts Day, National Friendship Day, and more. We salute celebrity birthdays including Martin Sheen, Martha Stewart, James Hetfield, and Tom Brady, while remembering a few notable legends we've lost. Then it's a trip through history with Christopher Columbus setting sail, the birth of Firestone, the creation of the NBA, Calvin Coolidge's unusual swearing-in, and other memorable moments from August 3rd. We also revisit music history with Def Leppard's Hysteria, Paul McCartney's Wings, CCR, The Beatles, Madonna, and the unstoppable "Macarena." Plus, your weekly dose of Monday HorribleScopes™, featuring questionable cosmic advice, and Stupid News with Spider-Man saving the day, a highway buried in pickles, flaming unicycle world records, burglar bear cubs, and a missing dog that finally found its way home. It's another fun-filled Monday full of laughs, sarcasm, and bad decisions... only on DaWack in da Morning!

🐝 Bees, Bison & Bad Decisions It's finally Friday! Congratulations—you survived another workweek, and we're sending you into the weekend with a healthy dose of sarcasm, strange news, and complete nonsense. On today's episode of DaWack in da Morning, we're celebrating National Avocado Day, National Mutt Day, National Talk in an Elevator Day, and showing some love to the IT heroes on System Administrator Appreciation Day. We'll wish happy birthdays to Wesley Snipes, J.K. Rowling, Dean Cain, Zac Brown, and more, while also remembering legends like Rowdy Roddy Piper, Bill Russell, and Jim Reeves. Then we jump into This Day in History, featuring Jimmy Hoffa's mysterious disappearance, Marilyn Monroe's first movie contract, NASA's first close-up photos of the Moon, the first drive on the lunar surface, and Michael Phelps making Olympic history. In This Day in Music, we'll revisit Elvis' triumphant return to the stage, Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle," James Taylor's only No. 1 hit, and Bruce Springsteen's marathon concert. Of course, Friday wouldn't be complete without another edition of DaWack's HorribleScopes™, where every zodiac sign gets roasted equally. Finally, we wrap things up with another edition of Stupid News, featuring: A runaway emu giving police a workout. Two million escaped honeybees causing traffic problems. A tourist learning why Yellowstone bison are not cuddle buddies. A museum floor covered in peanut butter. Scientists discovering a brand-new monkey species. It's everything you need to kick off your weekend with a laugh. Thanks for hanging out with DaWack in da Morning! If you laughed even once, be sure to follow the show, leave a review, and tell a friend. New episodes drop every Monday and Friday. Have an awesome weekend... and if you happen to see an emu running down your street, maybe just let somebody else catch it.

🌞 DaWack in da Morning Monday • July 27, 2026 Mondays are back... whether we wanted them or not! This week's episode is packed with laughs, weird news, and the usual dose of DaWack chaos to help you survive the beginning of the workweek. On today's show: 🎉 Holiday Roundup Celebrate National Chicken Finger Day, National Scotch Day, National Crème Brûlée Day, Take Your Pants for a Walk Day, and more. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays We're wishing happy birthdays to Maya Rudolph, Alex Rodriguez, Triple H, Peggy Fleming, and other notable names born on July 27. ⚰️ Remembering Those We Lost A look back at the lives and legacies of Bob Hope, Reggie Lewis, Sam Shepard, and other notable figures. 📜 This Day in History From the discovery of insulin and Bugs Bunny's official debut to the Korean Armistice, the Atlanta Olympic bombing, and Tony Hawk's legendary first 900. 🎸 This Day in Music Featuring the Spice Girls, Queen, Stevie Nicks, Tina Turner, Mama Cass, and more memorable moments in music history. 🔮 DaWack's HorribleScopes™ The only horoscope segment that proudly predicts absolutely nothing useful... but still manages to roast every zodiac sign. 📰 Stupid News This week's collection of bizarre headlines includes: A man balances 195 rolls of toilet paper on his head. An escaped wallaby leads police on a chase. Two deer crash into two different stores at nearly the same time. A bear gets trapped inside an SUV and leans on the horn. The world's longest foosball table. A monkey rescued after taking an unexpected swim. If your Monday already feels out of control... Just remember... At least you weren't chased by a wallaby or sharing a parking lot with a bear driving an SUV. Thanks for spending part of your morning with DaWack in da Morning! If you laughed, learned something, or simply felt better about your own life choices, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the show with a friend. New episodes every Monday and Friday.

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Friday, July 17, 2026 | Emojis, Tattoos & Terrible Life Choices Start your Friday with laughs, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness on DaWack in da Morning! Today's episode features: 📅 July 17 holidays, including World Emoji Day, National Tattoo Day, National Peach Ice Cream Day, National Lottery Day, and more. 🎂 Celebrity birthdays with Luke Bryan, David Hasselhoff, Queen Camilla, Angela Merkel, Billie Lourd, Connor Bedard, and others. 🕯️ A look back at notable celebrity and historical deaths, including Billie Holiday, Walter Cronkite, John Lewis, and John Coltrane. 📖 This Day in History featuring the opening of Disneyland, the Apollo-Soyuz mission, the Romanov dynasty, and other unforgettable moments. 🎸 This Day in Music History with James Brown, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, and more classic rock and pop milestones. 🔮 DaWack's wildly inaccurate, laugh-out-loud satirical horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, classic rock, weird holidays, pop culture, history, music trivia, and a morning show that refuses to take itself seriously, you've found your people. 🎧 New episodes every Monday and Friday. Subscribe, follow, and share DaWack in da Morning wherever you get your podcasts!   [email protected]

Monday • July 13, 2026 Welcome back to another completely unnecessary—but highly entertaining—edition of DaWack in da Morning! Today’s show is loaded with everything you need to survive a Monday… or at least laugh your way through it.  We celebrate National French Fry Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Beans ‘n’ Franks Day, Fool’s Paradise Day, and a whole pile of holidays that prove someone, somewhere, will celebrate absolutely anything.  We salute today’s celebrity birthdays, including Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Ken Jeong, Tom Kenny, and more—with our signature DaWack roast treatment.  We remember notable celebrities we’ve lost through the years, including Richard Simmons, Shannen Doherty, Cory Monteith, George Steinbrenner, and others whose legacies continue to entertain and inspire.  We travel through history with everything from the Hollywood Sign, the 1977 New York blackout, Live Aid, the first FIFA World Cup, and the first stunning images from the James Webb Space Telescope.  In music history we revisit Live Aid, Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and more unforgettable moments that shaped rock and pop culture.  Then it’s time for the world-famous, completely unreliable DaWack HorribleScopes, where the stars predict questionable life choices, awkward workplace moments, and absolutely no financial advice.  Finally, we dive headfirst into another edition of DaWack’s Stupid News, featuring: A raccoon that got its head stuck in a storm drain. Joey Chestnut proving he’s probably not human. An art exhibit involving 15,000 peanut butter sandwiches. A woman rowing across the Pacific Ocean alone. A TV episode called Stripper Emergency. Divorce rings, fake window seats, scuba-diving cockroaches, Jeopardy job openings, and enough bizarre headlines to make you question reality itself. As always, DaWack serves up the laughs with sarcasm, satire, pop culture, history, music, and just enough stupidity to make your Monday feel a little less painful. So grab some fries, pour another cup of coffee, and remember… Life’s too short to take seriously—but it’s the perfect length for a DaWack in da Morning podcast.  New episodes Mondays & Fridays. Listen, laugh, and tell your friends… because therapy is way more expensive.

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Perfect — here’s the updated full show notes with your This Day in History and Music History folded in: DaWack in da Morning – Monday, June 29, 2026 Episode Title: “Python, Pickle Juice & Rodent Lingerie” Good morning, degenerates, patriots, weirdos, and anyone currently pretending to work. It’s DaWack in da Morning, live from the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios — where common sense comes to die. Today we celebrate National Camera Day (because your breakfast needs 14 filters), National Waffle Iron Day (burn your hand for breakfast), National Darts Day (drinking and sharp objects — brilliant), Hug Holiday, International Mud Day, and Take Your Kids to Work Day, which is really just “destroy Dad’s productivity” day. Birthdays today: 🎂 Gary Busey turns 82 and still looks like electricity is chasing him. 🎂 Nicole Scherzinger turns 48 and remains aggressively talented. 🎂 Melora Hardin celebrates 59, still making office meetings uncomfortable. We remember: ⚰️ Katharine Hepburn ⚰️ Pat Morita ⚰️ Benny Mardones This Day in History — June 29th 📜 1613 — William Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre burns down mid-performance after a cannon misfire. The first explosive theater review. 🚂 1767 — The Townshend Acts pass and Britain taxes the colonies. America’s official “hell no” era begins. ⚰️ 1850 — Robert Peel dies after falling off his horse. Tough break... literally. 📻 1925 — Marvin Pipkin patents the frosted light bulb, helping humanity stop staring directly into the sun indoors. 🎬 1956 — The Conqueror premieres with John Wayne as Genghis Khan... and somehow nobody stopped it. 🏛️ 1972 — The Supreme Court hits pause on the death penalty in the historic Furman v. Georgia decision. 🍎 2007 — Apple iPhone launches and destroys boredom, eye contact, and bathroom privacy forever. ⚽ 2014 — Team USA advances in the World Cup after losing. The most American “we still win” moment ever. 🏀 2016 — Kevin Durant begins the move that shattered Oklahoma’s soul. This Day in Music — DaWack Style 🎸 1961 — Runaway by Del Shannon hits #1. 🎤 1969 — The Jimi Hendrix Experience plays its final show. 🎶 1974 — Sundown hits #1. Soft melody, creepy lyrics. 🕺 1985 — Dancing in the Street gets recorded by David Bowie and Mick Jagger. 🤘 1991 — Slave to the Grind by Skid Row debuts at #1. 😈 1999 — Slipknot drops and suburban moms everywhere got nervous. 🔥 2002 — Hot in Herre hits #1 and everybody starts undressing. 👑 2003 — Dangerously in Love launches Queen Bey’s solo takeover. 🦇 2013 — 13 gives Black Sabbath their first U.S. #1. 🚔 2022 — R. Kelly gets sentenced to 30 years. Turns out you can’t remix federal charges. Also remembering Benny Mardones, who passed in 2020. His hit Into the Night haunted roller rinks and heartbreak radio for years. Stupid News Roundup 🐍 Australian bedroom turns into a reptile/spider death trap. 🚌 Karen Gillan accidentally parties with Brazil fans after Scotland loses. ⚽ Ref collapses from cramps, saved by pickle juice. 🐦 Scientists say pigeons use their livers like GPS. 🍌 Someone stole duct-taped “art banana.” 🚗 Guy crashes while inhaling McDonald’s. 🩲 Rodent lingerie somehow exists. DaWack One-Liner of the Day: “It’s National Camera Day — which means somewhere somebody is taking 96 pictures of pancakes and calling it content.” Horriblescopes The stars are drunk, Mercury’s texting its ex, and your life choices are under review. Aries: You’ll start three things and finish none. Taurus: You’ll buy stupid crap and call it “an investment.” Gemini: Both personalities want tacos. Cancer: Emotional chaos and revenge plotting. Leo: Humility tries... and fails. Virgo: Reorganizing things nobody asked for. Libra: 45 minutes choosing food, same place anyway. Scorpio: Deep stalking on social media from 2014. Sagittarius: Adventure wants you. Your wallet says no. Capricorn: Working harder than everyone around you. Aquarius: Weird attracts weird. Pisces: Daydreaming in traffic again. Closing Thought: If your Monday feels rough, remember somebody woke up to a python, a spider, and a pigeon using its liver better than your GPS. That’s DaWack in da Morning. Where the news is weird, the jokes are questionable, and somehow we’re still allowed on the air. zackdawack.com [email protected] 984 329 2251

Friday June 26 26 On today’s chaos: 🍫 DaWack Style Holidays & Celebrations National Chocolate Pudding Day, Food Truck Day, Take Your Dog to Work Day, National Barcode Day, National Canoe Day, and the International Day Against Drug Abuse. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays Celebrating Ariana Grande (33), Derek Jeter (52), Aubrey Plaza (42), Sean Hayes (56), Jennette McCurdy (34), Jason Schwartzman (46), Chris O’Donnell (56), and Paul Thomas Anderson (56). 🕯️ Remembering Those We Lost Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Nora Ephron, Ed Yost, and Liz Claiborne. 📜 This Day in History The signing of the United Nations Charter, the Berlin Airlift, JFK’s famous Berlin speech, the first UPC barcode scan, the debut of Harry Potter, and marriage equality becoming the law of the land. 🎵 This Day in Music History Prince drops Purple Rain, Elvis Presley performs his final concert, Debbie Gibson makes chart history, Billy Joel starts his final big album run, and Usher owns the summer. 💿 Albums Spotlight Purple Rain – Prince Painkiller – Judas Priest Minutes to Midnight – Linkin Park 🔮 DaWack Horriblescopes The stars are drunk again and your future looks suspiciously ridiculous.   ☎️ Call the show: 984-DAWACK-1 (984-329-2251) 🌐 Hit the website: zackdawack.com Like it. Follow it. Subscribe to it. And share it with your fellow wackos, weirdos, reverts, perverts, dingbats, and jello heads. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. 🎙️ WACK OUT.

🎙️ DaWack In Da Morning Monday, June 22, 2026 “Kisses, Chaos & Cocaine Mice” Welcome back, DaWack Nation! Monday sucks, but at least we’re all suffering together. On today’s episode: 🍩 DaWack Style Holidays & Things To Celebrate We break down the weirdest holidays for June 22 including National Chocolate Éclair Day, National Onion Rings Day, National Kissing Day, and Stupid Guy Thing Day — which honestly might just be every day. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays  We celebrate and roast birthdays for legends like Meryl Streep, Cyndi Lauper, Carson Daly, Bruce Campbell, and more. Because nothing says “happy birthday” like public humiliation. 💀 Celebrity Deaths  A look back at the legends we lost on June 22 including Judy Garland, George Carlin, Fred Astaire, and Vinnie Paul. 🔮 Horriblescopes Your daily dose of fake cosmic wisdom. Spoiler alert: nobody’s having a productive Monday. 📜 This Day in History From the creation of the Department of Justice to Jackie Robinson stealing home, June 22 gave us law, baseball, and total chaos. 🎬 Movies Released on June 22 We look back at classics like The Karate Kid, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Fast and the Furious, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. 🎵 This Day in Music History (June 19 Throwback Edition) Albums, chart-toppers, and music milestones featuring Carole King, Taylor Swift, Bob Dylan, and D12. 🤪 DaWack’s Stupid News Roundup This week’s dumbest stories include: Drug addict mice getting into police evidence A monkey stealing coffee like a stressed-out intern A town in Italy basically banning sickness Phantom PlayStation games causing relationship drama 📻 Plus random rants, bad jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes your commute slightly less painful. New episodes every Monday & Friday Listen, laugh, subscribe, and tell your weird friends. 🌐 zackdawack.com

It’s Friday, and DaWack is back with another overloaded trainwreck of comedy, history, weird news, and absolute nonsense. Today we celebrate Juneteenth, honoring freedom, history, and firing up the grill like our ancestors intended. We also recognize Garfield Day, because hating Mondays and eating lasagna is basically a lifestyle at this point. Add in National Martini Day, Flip-Flop Day, and Take Back the Lunch Break Day, and you’ve got yourself a full-blown Friday. In birthdays, DaWack gives love (and roasts) to Salman Rushdie, Phylicia Rashad, Ann Wilson, Paula Abdul, Boris Johnson, Zoë Saldaña, Dirk Nowitzki, and Macklemore. We remember the legends we lost, including James Gandolfini, Anton Yelchin, and the unforgettable Koko. History gets weird with Juneteenth, the first fingerprint murder conviction, the first Nickelodeon, Baby Jessica, the first iPhone hype, and more. Plus in music history, DaWack dives into The Rolling Stones, Carole King, Wings, Ricky Martin, and Taylor Swift. DaWack’s Totally Unqualified Horoscopes return with cosmic nonsense, emotional damage, and Bluetooth socks. In Stupid News: • Neighbors in L.A. are upset about an OnlyFans house next to a church (for totally understandable reasons… probably). • Parents are tracking their adult kids like Amazon packages. • A woman got busted doing 108 mph because she didn’t want to miss Love Island. • A gut thermometer is coming, and somehow that’s horrifying. • Dad jokes are now scientifically proven to build stronger family bonds. Showbiz Buzz includes Tom Holland confirming his marriage to Zendaya, Corey Feldman hospitalized, and John Stamos opening up about heartbreak. Music Notes feature Olivia Rodrigo, No Doubt, Bonnie Tyler, Bob Seger, Mick Jagger, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw. Also: • Repair Cafes saving wallets and landfills • World Cup Uber discounts for heartbreak • Luxury summer camps for future spies and stuntmen • How to pick the perfect watermelon • Weird facts, dad jokes, and workplace boredom signs It’s history, music, laughs, weirdness, and a few fart sound effects... just another normal Friday. 🎙️ DaWack in Da Morning — where freedom rings, flip-flops slap, and common sense takes the day off.

  Laziness Pays off Now Friday, June 12, 2026 Get ready for another wildly wacky edition of DaWack in Da Morning as Zack Da Wack serves up a buffet of bizarre news, celebrity birthdays, music headlines, history, and completely unqualified horoscopes! 🌟 On Today's Show 🎉 June 12th Holidays – DaWack Style We're celebrating everything from National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and National Jerky Day to Superman Day, National Movie Night, and even Ghost in the Machine Day. If your computer crashes today, you officially have someone else to blame. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays Birthday shout-outs to: Jason Mewes (52) Robyn (47) Cody Bellinger (31) Jerami Grant (32) Hideki Matsui (52) Plus, DaWack's signature birthday roast treatment for anyone brave enough to age publicly. 🌹 Gone But Not Forgotten Remembering legends including: Gregory Peck Treat Williams Ruby Dee Jimmy Dorsey Janet Waldo Jerry West A look back at the stars who took their final bow on June 12. 📚 This Day in History Today we revisit: The signing of the Magna Carta The world's first drunk driving arrest Loving v. Virginia Indiana Jones' big-screen debut The arrival of the iPhone 3GS Plus several other moments that prove humanity has been winging it for centuries. 🎸 This Day in Music Featuring: The Rolling Stones finding Satisfaction Queen's chart domination Elvis doing Elvis things Spotify beginning its takeover of music Plus the latest music headlines from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Lauryn Hill, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green and more. 📰 Stupid News & Shooting The Shit This week's insanity includes: Airlines considering a "drunk passenger database" A wildfire survival bunker that costs more than some houses An AI-powered pigeon-sniping water gun turret Two golfers who hit back-to-back holes-in-one with odds of 156 million to 1 Because normal news is overrated. 🤯 Polls, Facts & Random Weirdness Find out: How many people check their phones within five minutes of waking up Why camels actually originated in North America Whether you're secretly more attractive than you think And why dessert before dinner is apparently more common than you'd expect. 🏕️ Camping Nightmares & Kitchen Disasters Learn why camping with kids is basically an endurance sport and discover the warning signs that you may not actually be a chef. 🔮 DaWack's Totally Unqualified Horriblescopes The stars predict: Forgotten refrigerators Technology meltdowns Mystery shirt stains Wrong highway exits And a 100% chance that Friday is still awesome. 🎤 Quote of the Day "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." 🦍 Final Thought Whether you're dodging AI water guns, celebrating Superman Day, searching for your phone while talking on it, or blaming ghosts for your Wi-Fi problems, remember: it's Friday. That's all the good news most of us need. DaWack in Da Morning — Making questionable decisions sound like a lifestyle choice. 🎙️😆🦍

DaWack in Da Morning – June 8, 2026 It’s Monday, June 8th, and DaWack Nation is waking up with holidays, headlines, Hollywood nonsense, stupid news, horoscopes, history, music, and just enough questionable decision-making to make Monday feel slightly less illegal. On this episode, we celebrate World Oceans Day, National Best Friends Day, Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day, Upsy Daisy Day, and DaWack’s unofficial holiday of the day: National Don’t Make Me Adult Today Day. We also blow out the candles for June 8th birthdays including Nancy Sinatra, Boz Scaggs, Bonnie Tyler, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Julianna Margulies, Ye, Tim Berners-Lee, and more. Then we remember notable passings through the years, including Andrew Jackson, Abraham Maslow, Satchel Paige, and Anthony Bourdain. Plus: Why your 3 p.m. crash may be your lunch’s fault Condiments you may not need to refrigerate Random thoughts that will make your brain itch Cycling may actually improve your mood Florida alligators, zip-tied iguanas, GPS disasters, and a kindergarten graduation  Whack Facts, random jokes, and lawn-mowing excuses DaWack's horriblescopes for every zodiac sign This Day in History: Bill of Rights, Daytona racing, Porsche, Watergate, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, and more New entertainment releases including Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie, Love Island USA, Cape Fear, and new music picks This Day in U.S. Music History featuring Dolly Parton, Paul McCartney & Wings, Tears for Fears, The Fugees, Toby Keith, and Florida Georgia Line It’s history, holidays, headlines, horoscopes, and humans making choices that prove warning labels are still very necessary. DaWack in Da Morning — where every day is a holiday if you’re willing to lower your standards enough.

🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Friday, June 5, 2026 Start your Friday with a fresh cup of coffee and a fresh batch of nonsense as Zack Da Wack serves up another jam-packed episode of DaWack in da Morning! This week we're celebrating National Doughnut Day, National Cheese Day, World Environment Day, and somehow trying to balance doughnuts with Global Running Day. Good luck with that. We'll run through celebrity birthdays featuring Mark Wahlberg, Mike McCready, Pete Wentz, Ron Livingston, and more. Then we'll remember some notable figures who left us on June 5th, including Ronald Reagan, Ray Bradbury, Conway Twitty, Dee Dee Ramone, and others. In This Day in History, we revisit the eve of D-Day, the launch of the Marshall Plan, Elvis shocking America with his hips, the beginning of the Six-Day War, the first reported cases of AIDS, and the day Edward Snowden made everyone suddenly interested in privacy settings. Then it's time for This Day in Music History, where Elvis causes a national panic, The Rolling Stones can't get no satisfaction, Bruce Springsteen is born in the U.S.A., and Prince reminds us why legends never really leave. Plus: 🍩 National Doughnut Day 🧀 National Cheese Day 🌎 World Environment Day 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 🕯️ Celebrity & Notable Deaths 📚 This Day in History 🎵 This Day in Music History 🔮 DaWack's Hilarious Friday Horoscopes And this week's horoscope forecast includes: • Aries battling a jar lid • Taurus buying a decorative frog they don't need • Gemini falling down an internet rabbit hole • Leo becoming the center of attention for all the wrong reasons • Sagittarius planning a tropical vacation that ends at a gas station slushie machine Because the stars may guide you, but they can't stop you from making questionable decisions before noon. Featured Quote of the Day: "History changes the world. Music changes the mood. Doughnuts make both easier to handle." 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning The podcast where history is funny, news is weird, and the horoscopes are only slightly less reliable than the weather forecast.

Show Title “Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights” Show Notes It’s Monday, June 1, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning kicks off the month with holidays, history, music, celebrity birthdays, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, and horoscopes that should probably come with a warning label. This episode celebrates everything from National Say Something Nice Day and National Game Show Day to Go Barefoot Day, Dinosaur Day, Flip a Coin Day, and the official start of Atlantic Hurricane Season — because apparently June wanted to arrive wearing flip-flops and carrying a weather emergency kit. On the birthday list: Morgan Freeman, Heidi Klum, Alanis Morissette, Tom Holland, Pat Boone, Ronnie Wood, and more — including a reminder that Spider-Man is now old enough to complain about back pain. The show also takes a ride through This Day in History, featuring Anne Boleyn getting crowned, Boston Harbor getting grounded by the British, CNN launching 24-hour news, GM filing for bankruptcy, and the Universal Studios fire wiping out a shocking amount of music history. Then it’s over to This Day in Music, where Dolly Parton heads to Nashville, The Rolling Stones hit America, The Beatles release Sgt. Pepper’s, David Bowie enters the chat, and the Eagles tell everybody to take it easy. In the Show Biz Buzz, Zack digs into Jeff Probst talking reality TV betting spoilers, Rosie O’Donnell’s pricey facelift, the huge launch of Dutton Ranch, Ninja Warrior heading toward the Olympics, and Jennie Garth needing hypnosis to survive Dancing with the Stars nerves. Then it’s time for Shooting the Bull, featuring a study that says going back to work after a holiday may literally be bad for your heart, New Yorkers combining chess with boxing because apparently one stressful hobby wasn’t enough, modern singles refusing to date outside a 30-minute drive, Guy Fieri giving burger tips like he’s launching a meat-based space mission, and Ferrari unveiling an electric family car for people whose grocery getter costs more than a house. Plus: whack facts, lawn-mowing warning signs, weird camping items, and DaWack’s hilarious June 1 horoscopes, where Gemini enters a group chat with itself, Leo demands a parade, Virgo loses a war with the junk drawer, and Aries gets defeated by a fitted sheet. Episode Highlights June 1 holidays and observances, DaWack style Celebrity birthdays and notable deaths This Day in History: June 1 This Day in Music History: June 1 Show Biz Buzz Back-to-work heart stress study Chess boxing in New York Dating’s new 30-minute commute rule Ferrari’s first electric family car  Whack Facts Signs it’s time to mow your lawn Odd things to take camping Horriblescopes for Monday, June 1, 2026 Suggested Episode Description June starts with bare feet, burgers, bad decisions, and a whole lot of DaWack. Zack Da Wack runs through the holidays, birthdays, history, music history, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, weird news, and horoscopes for Monday, June 1, 2026. From Dolly Parton heading to Nashville to chess boxing in Brooklyn, Ferrari making a $640,000 electric family car, and horoscopes that roast every sign equally — this episode is packed tighter than Guy Fieri’s burger dome.   [email protected]

In This Episode Holidays & Observances for May 29 Zack runs through the day’s strange and wonderful holidays, including: International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers National Biscuit Day Paper Clip Day Learn About Composting Day National Coq Au Vin Day Pink Flamingo Day Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day World Digestive Health Day End of the Middle Ages Day European Neighbors’ Day Because nothing says “end of May” like biscuits, paper clips, digestive health, and a flamingo with refrigerator anxiety. Celebrity Birthdays A May 29 birthday salute to famous folks including: John F. Kennedy Bob Hope Patrick Henry Rebbie Jackson Danny Elfman La Toya Jackson Annette Bening Melissa Etheridge Noel Gallagher Laverne Cox Mel B Carmelo Anthony Riley Keough Paul Skenes From presidents and comedy legends to rock stars, actors, athletes, and one guy who wrote the spooky sounds living rent-free in your brain. Celebrity & Notable Deaths A respectful but DaWack-flavored look back at notable figures who passed away on May 29, including: Jeff Buckley Harvey Korman Dennis Hopper Betsy Palmer Manuel Noriega Gavin MacLeod B. J. Thomas A mix of music legends, comedy greats, TV icons, movie rebels, and complicated historical figures. This Day in History — May 29 Zack looks back at major moments from May 29, including: The fall of Constantinople in 1453 Rhode Island becoming the 13th U.S. state Wisconsin becoming the 30th U.S. state The sinking of the RMS Empress of Ireland Einstein’s theory of relativity being tested during a solar eclipse Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay reaching the summit of Mount Everest Tom Bradley being elected mayor of Los Angeles Space Shuttle Discovery docking with the International Space Station The dedication of the National World War II Memorial Danica Patrick making Indy 500 history Laverne Cox appearing on the cover of TIME magazine History proves once again that every date on the calendar has receipts. This Day in Music The May 29 music history rundown includes: Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring causing a riot Bing Crosby recording “White Christmas” Chubby Checker’s “Let’s Twist Again” winning a Grammy The Beach Boys hitting No. 1 with “Help Me, Rhonda” Paul McCartney topping the album chart with Tug of War Phil Spector being sentenced The passing of Doc Watson John Lennon’s 12-string guitar selling for $2.9 million Music history: where one day you’re twisting again, and the next day somebody is selling a guitar for the price of a small island. Movies Released on May 29 A look at movies released on this date through the years, including: A Raisin in the Sun Hud Sister Act Up San Andreas Backrooms The Breadwinner Power Ballad From serious cinema to Whoopi in a convent, Pixar heartbreak, and The Rock versus geology. Albums Released on May 29 The episode also looks back at albums released on May 29, including: Tina Turner — Private Dancer Pink Floyd — Pulse Lady Gaga — Chromatica Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist — Alfredo Kygo — Golden Hour A date that gave us comeback albums, live classics, lockdown dance-pop, and records that made playlists work overtime. New Music for May 29, 2026 Zack previews scheduled new music releases for May 29, 2026, including pop, rock, classic-rock-adjacent, country, hip-hop, and alternative releases. Featured names include: Paul McCartney Willie Nelson Dogstar Kurt Vile Young M.A. Kip Moore Freya Ridings Shinedown The Who Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts All Them Witches Turnover Guided by Voices New Music Friday: because your playlist was getting bored and your earbuds were about to unionize. Stupid News This week’s stupid news brings the usual buffet of humanity’s finest questionable decisions, including: A frog found inside a sealed bag of lettuce Rome’s “sexy priest” calendar not actually featuring real priests A French Open bathroom emergency Michigan seniors arriving at school on tractors A New Jersey bear ringing a doorbell Dogs taking over Cannes with the Palm Dog award Proof once again that the news isn’t getting dumber — it’s just finally being honest. Horrible-Scopes Zack wraps things up with hilarious satire horoscopes for Friday, May 29, 2026, featuring bad decisions, emotional weather patterns, self-checkout machine fights, snack protection, dishwasher crimes, and enough zodiac nonsense to make the stars file a complaint. Episode Vibe This episode is a full DaWack buffet: weird holidays, celebrity birthdays, music history, movie releases, classic rock, pop releases, dumb news, and horoscopes that should not be used for actual life guidance unless your life coach is a raccoon in sunglasses. Keywords / Tags DaWack in da Morning, Zack Da Wack, May 29 2026, comedy podcast, funny podcast, stupid news, weird news, celebrity birthdays, This Day in History, This Day in Music, music releases, classic rock, Top 40, movie history, satire horoscopes, podcast comedy, Atlanta podcast, funny radio show, National Biscuit Day, Pink Flamingo Day, Paul McCartney, Willie Nelson, Shinedown, Dogstar, Tina Turner, Pink Floyd, Lady Gaga

Show Title “Chocolate Chips, Flying Mickey & Elf Ears: The May 15th Madness Episode” Show Notes On this episode of DaWack in da Morning, Zack Da Wack fires up the May 15th weirdness machine with holidays, birthdays, history, music, showbiz buzz, stupid science, and enough oddball facts to make your coffee question its life choices. We celebrate National Chocolate Chip Day, National Pizza Party Day, Bring Flowers to Someone Day, National NASCAR Day, Work From Home Day, Dinosaur Day, and a few serious observances including Peace Officers Memorial Day, Endangered Species Day, and awareness days for HG, MPS, and Kangaroo Care. Then it’s the May 15 birthday roll call featuring L. Frank Baum, Madeleine Albright, Trini Lopez, Chazz Palminteri, George Brett, Dan Patrick, Emmitt Smith, Ray Lewis, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Birdy, and more — all getting the DaWack-style treatment. In This Day in History, Cape Cod gets the most obvious name ever, John Adams sends the federal government to Washington, Lincoln creates the Department of Agriculture, Standard Oil gets busted up, Mickey and Minnie take off in Plane Crazy, McDonald’s starts as barbecue, Sputnik 3 launches, and California makes same-sex marriage history. In This Day in Music, Elvis has a dental disaster, Bob Dylan hits the Top 40, The Byrds bring folk rock to the charts, CSNY tops the album chart, McCartney and Stevie Wonder go No. 1 with “Ebony and Ivory,” Asia goes full arena-dragon, Aerosmith gets a grip, and Blur takes a walk through Parklife. Plus: showbiz buzz on Stephen Colbert’s final Late Show, Martin Short’s new Netflix documentary, Dave Coulier’s health update, Stanley Pup, Shakira’s World Cup music return, Dua Lipa suing Samsung, Billie Eilish in 3D, Red Hot Chili Peppers selling their catalog, Oasis documentary news, and Gene Simmons teasing new Kiss music. And because this is DaWack, we also get birds apparently more afraid of women than men, South Korea’s “elf ears” beauty trend, wellness obsession burnout, luxuries that are actually worth it, Guitar Center’s most overplayed riffs, crying as emotional maintenance, tapeworm terror, etiquette tips, and ways to make NHL playoffs more exciting for people who don’t understand icing. DaWack in da Morning — where the facts are real, the punchlines are suspicious, and May 15th comes in hotter than shredded cheese over the sink.   www.zackdawack.com [email protected]          

Show Notes The Alcatraz Coyote Cupcake Incident It’s Monday, May 11th, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning is entering another dimension — one where calories wear disguises, cupcakes have legal representation, coyotes swim to Alcatraz, and the universe starts the week by tracking dirt across your peace. In this episode, Zack Da Wack runs down the May 11 holiday lineup, including National Eat What You Want Day, National Twilight Zone Day, National Women’s Checkup Day, National Foam Rolling Day, Hostess CupCake Day, National Mocha Torte Day, World Ego Awareness Day, National Technology Day, and Somerset Day. That means today we honor cake, coffee, medical appointments, haunted printers, painful exercise tubes, and egos so big they need their own ZIP code. Then it’s time for the May 11 birthday list, featuring Irving Berlin, Salvador Dalí, Richard Feynman, Mort Sahl, Eric Burdon, Pam Ferris, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Martha Quinn, Tim Blake Nelson, Jeffrey Donovan, Cam Newton, Prince Royce, Blac Chyna, Coi Leray, Lana Condor, Sabrina Carpenter, and Yuki Tsunoda. It’s a birthday table loaded with songwriters, surrealists, scientists, comedians, actors, athletes, pop stars, and enough candles to make the fire marshal clear his throat. The show also remembers notable May 11 death anniversaries, including John D. Rockefeller, Lester Flatt, Bob Marley, Chester Gould, Fritz Pollard, Douglas Adams, Noel Redding, Floyd Patterson, Peggy Lipton, Jerry Stiller, Norman Lloyd, and Susan Backlinie — with respect, nostalgia, and just enough DaWack seasoning to keep the room awake. In Stupid News, the planet continues behaving like it lost its instructions. A coyote swims to Alcatraz like a furry prison-island athlete, real-life WKRP call letters arrive in Cincinnati, a kitten gets rescued from tornado rubble, a bear tries to break into a bakery for cinnamon rolls, Jimmy Fallon bites a microphone at the Miami Grand Prix, teens in Argentina go full animal mode, and a PGA golfer takes his shirt off near a gator-filled hazard. Plus, Shooting the Bull brings dog-sized World Cup jerseys, Atlanta’s surprisingly social “Death Cafe,” Mother’s Day research proving households would crash and burn without Mom, Tripadvisor’s top tourist attractions, funny tweets from women, Ask Jeeves finally shutting down, whack facts, signs it’s time to move out of your parents’ house, and classic Momisms just in time for Mother’s Day. And finally, the stars get dragged back into the studio for the official DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes for Monday, May 11th, 2026 — where Taurus protects snacks and sanity, Gemini has 47 brain tabs open, Leo enters like an unbooked lead singer, Scorpio smells nonsense before it logs in, Sagittarius flirts with bad ideas, and Aries starts the week like a lawn mower full of espresso. Episode Vibe Cupcakes, Twilight Zone energy, haunted technology, birthday chaos, Bob Marley, Jerry Stiller, Alcatraz coyotes, bakery bears, microphone biting, Mother’s Day truth bombs, weird facts, and Monday horoscopes with absolutely no emotional support from the universe. Suggested Tags DaWack in da Morning, comedy podcast, May 11, funny holidays, celebrity birthdays, celebrity deaths, stupid news, weird news, Twilight Zone Day, Eat What You Want Day, Bob Marley, Jerry Stiller, Alcatraz coyote, Horriblescopes, Mother’s Day comedy.  www.zackdawack.com

Show Notes Coke, Comets & No-Sock Nonsense It’s Friday, May 8th, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning is rolling into the weekend with soda, pie, donkeys, movie disasters, music history, weird facts, questionable footwear, and the official no-bologna DaWack Horriblescopes. In this episode, Zack Da Wack celebrates a packed holiday lineup, including National Have a Coke Day, National Coconut Cream Pie Day, National No Socks Day, World Donkey Day, Victory in Europe Day, World Ovarian Cancer Day, Iris Day, National Knock Out Rose Day, and Free Trade Day. It’s the only holiday list where soda, pie, flowers, donkeys, global commerce, and bare ankles all somehow end up in the same room. Then it’s time for the May 8 birthday list, featuring David Attenborough turning 100, plus Toni Tennille, Philip Bailey, Alex Van Halen, Melissa Gilbert, Darren Hayes, Enrique Iglesias, Domhnall Gleeson, Olivia Culpo, and shout-outs to Don Rickles and Harry Truman. Expect candles, classic stars, falsettos, Van Halen drums, and enough birthday energy to make the cake file for hazard pay. The show also remembers notable May 8 deaths, including Dana Plato, Eddy Arnold, Roy Horn, and Fred Ward — with the usual DaWack mix of respect, nostalgia, and just enough edge to keep the room awake. In movies, May 8 brings Hot Pursuit, Deep Impact, Star Trek, and another Hot Pursuit, proving Hollywood has given this date vacation disasters, giant comets, space reboots, buddy-comedy chaos, and Morgan Freeman as the calmest possible president during the end of the world. This Day in Music History takes us through The Supremes, Sam Cooke, The Guess Who, The Beatles releasing Let It Be, The Jackson 5 releasing ABC, Carole King, John Sebastian, Steve Miller Band, Vangelis, Aerosmith, and Bone Thugs-n-Harmony. That’s Motown, soul, rock, pop, TV themes, slow-motion running music, scarf-screaming, and syllables moving faster than your closed captions. Plus, Zack gets into Shooting the Bull, including Chanel’s barely-there sandals, strange “Goblin Gossip,” animal-inspired dating labels, money-saving tips, a cruise ship with a floating theme park, whack facts, bad reasons to allow drinking at work, and the kind of comedy bits that make Human Resources quietly close their laptop. And finally, the stars get dragged back into court with the official DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes for Friday, May 8th, 2026 — where Taurus wants snacks and silence, Gemini turns conversation into a customer-service incident, Scorpio becomes a locked drawer with feelings, Sagittarius risks becoming evidence, and Aries enters the day like a workplace weather event. Episode Vibe Soda, coconut cream pie, no socks, donkeys, birthday candles, Deep Impact, Star Trek, Beatles history, goblin gossip, cruise ship regret, questionable life choices, and Friday horoscopes with absolutely no emotional support from the universe. Suggested Tags DaWack in da Morning, comedy podcast, May 8, stupid news, funny holidays, celebrity birthdays, this day in music history, movie releases, horoscopes, no socks day, Coke Day, Deep Impact, Star Trek

May the Wack Be With You It’s Monday, May 4th, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning is blasting out of the low-rent, rammin’ jammin’ Nut Hut Studios with a full tank of weird, wacky, and mildly unstable morning-show energy. This episode celebrates Star Wars Day, because May the Fourth only comes once a year — unless you’re the kind of person who owns three lightsabers and corrects people on Wookiee pronunciation. Zack Da Wack also runs through the May 4th holiday lineup, including National Orange Juice Day, International Firefighters’ Day, Bird Day, Anti-Bullying Day, International Respect for Chickens Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, National Renewal Day, Melanoma Monday, National Weather Observers Day, and World Give Day. Then it’s time for the May 4th celebrity birthdays, featuring Richard Jenkins, Jackie Jackson, Mick Mars, Randy Travis, Will Arnett, Mike Dirnt, Erin Andrews, Lance Bass, Rory McIlroy, Shameik Moore, and a nod to the legendary Audrey Hepburn. Expect birthday cake, questionable candles, and enough punchlines to make the frosting nervous. The show also takes a respectful DaWack-style look at May 4th celebrity and notable death anniversaries, including Moe Howard, Cathryn Damon, Bonnie Lee Bakley, Fred Baur, Dom DeLuise, Adam “MCA” Yauch, Ellen Albertini Dow, and Don Shula. In This Day in History, May 4th brings everything from Peter Minuit arriving in Manhattan, Rhode Island dumping King George, and Abraham Lincoln being laid to rest, to Al Capone heading to prison, the first Grammy Awards, the Freedom Riders, Kent State, Margaret Thatcher, the I Love You computer virus, and movie releases like Sixteen Candles, The Mummy Returns, Spider-Man 3, and The Avengers. Plus, in This Day in U.S. Music, we hit Stevie Wonder, Grand Funk Railroad, Queen, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Run-DMC, Jennifer Lopez, Metallica vs. Napster, Niall Horan, and Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” — because apparently May 4th is not just Star Wars Day, it’s also a playlist with legal issues and bass. And finally, it’s Stupid News, starring Chonkers the giant sea lion, a teenager accused of licking a vending machine straw, a prom entrance in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and a Vermont sheep that had six lambs instead of twins — because nature apparently accepts bulk orders.   Star Wars jokes, orange juice, chickens with self-esteem, celebrity birthdays, weird history, music madness, movie nostalgia, Chonkers the sea lion, and just enough stupidity to make the galaxy file a noise complaint.   DaWack in da Morning, May the Fourth, Star Wars Day, stupid news, comedy podcast, celebrity birthdays, this day in history, music history, funny podcast, weird news, Chonkers, Wienermobile, May 4th.   zackdawack.com [email protected]

It’s May 1st, and DaWack in da Morning is kicking off the month with a holiday lineup that sounds like America threw a calendar into a blender and hit “turbo.” In this episode, we celebrate May Day, Law Day, Loyalty Day, National Chocolate Parfait Day, National No Pants Day, Purebred Dog Day, Sauvignon Blanc Day, and Lei Day — because nothing says “springtime” like patriotism, legal paperwork, fancy dogs, wine vocabulary, and people refusing to wear pants. We also run down May 1 birthdays, including Judy Collins, Rita Coolidge, Ray Parker Jr., Tim McGraw, Wes Anderson, Jamie Dornan, Charli D’Amelio, and Rema — from folk legends and country stars to TikTok fame and ghost-busting theme song royalty. Then it’s a respectful-but-DaWack look at May 1 death anniversaries, including David Livingstone, Spike Jones, Ayrton Senna, Olympia Dukakis, Gordon Lightfoot, and more. Plus, we hit This Day in History, where Great Britain becomes official, the Empire State Building opens, a U-2 spy plane gets shot down, Amtrak starts rolling, and Obama announces the death of Osama bin Laden. And in This Day in Music History, Johnny Cash walks the line, Herman’s Hermits top the charts, Deep Purple gives every guitar-store employee a national anthem, and May 1 proves it has more musical receipts than expected. Finally, we close it out with the official DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes — where Taurus needs snacks, Gemini needs a filter, Leo needs applause, Scorpio serves ghost-lawyer energy, and Aries may become the reason somebody says, “Can we not do this today?” Episode vibe: May Day chaos, no pants energy, celebrity birthdays, history, music, horoscopes, and just enough nonsense to make the calendar nervous.        

On this episode of DaWack in Da Morning, DaWack dives headfirst into another pile of weird, wild, and wonderfully stupid news from the past couple of days. We’re talking about: A loose Florida alligator turning a parking lot into Jurassic Valet A 1-in-50-million split-color lobster showing off like the Beyoncé of shellfish A Michigan guy winning $500,000 from a birthday lottery ticket from his sister The legendary “Unicycle Granny” still rolling strong at 69 Three baby rabbits accidentally booking themselves a trip to a North Sea oil rig Authorities in North Carolina searching for a “really big pig” And a Maryland lottery ticket with more plot twists than a daytime soap It’s the kind of episode that proves once again the planet is unsupervised, the animals are doing whatever they want, and normal news is for cowards. DaWack in Da Morning — where the headlines are real, but they really shouldn’t be.

🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Podcast Episode Title: Warning: Brain Cells May Be Lost Listening Welcome back to DaWack in da Morning—where the news is real… but your faith in humanity might not be. This episode is PACKED with the kind of stories that make you stop and say, “who raised these people?” From absolute chaos to world-class bad decisions, we’re breaking down the wildest, dumbest, and most head-scratching headlines making noise right now. 🔥 In This Episode: 🤡 Clown Behavior Alert: People doing things that should’ve come with a warning label 🚨 Questionable Decisions: Life choices that went completely off the rails 📰 Stupid News Round-Up: Real stories that sound 100% fake 🤯 You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: But somehow… they did 🎤 Dawack Commentary: Unfiltered, unapologetic, and just the right amount of ridiculous 💥 What to Expect: Fast, punchy, radio-ready laughs with a side of “what is wrong with people?” energy. If you like your news weird, wild, and just a little unhinged… you’re in the right place. 📅 New Episodes: Mondays & Fridays 🔗 Listen & Follow: Catch the show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or hit up zackdawack.com for everything DaWack. ⚠️ Warning: This episode may cause uncontrollable laughter, secondhand embarrassment, and a sudden loss of faith in humanity.

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Zack DaWack delivers a loud, comedic morning show full of celebrity birthdays, this‑day‑in‑history, quirky holidays, music highlights, and wild "stupid news." From pop culture takes to oddball local stories and tongue‑in‑cheek horoscopes, the episode mixes fast riffs and sharp humor. Listeners get music facts, breaking headlines, bizarre human-interest segments, and DaWack’s offbeat commentary—an energetic, irreverent roundup meant to entertain and provoke laughs.